iBankCoin
18 years in Wall Street, left after finding out it was all horseshit. Founder/ Master and Commander: iBankCoin, finance news and commentary from the future.
Joined Nov 10, 2007
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SHUT UP, AT ONCE!!!

My absence today was due to my spontaneous desire to travel NYC, in my 1980’s style limousine, in order to throw quarter sticks of dynamite at people. Do not get me wrong, I am not a terrorist or anything like that— just a prankster. I do it for laughs, then I move on.

There are said rumors floating around, on twitter, from an individual named “Andy Swan,” regarding my involvement in rib eye consumption, followed up with drinks. Let me tell you something, it is a complete and utter fabrication. He also claims to have a shadowy picture of me: another said lie and fabrication.

So you know, in the event that you think you are meeting Le Fly, you really aren’t. I have hired actors to “act” on my behalf, in order to meet people and talk about small things, such as sports and politics. The real Fly would never waste his time with such things, so you know.

At any rate, I see the ADD addled crowd is out and about declaring Green Mountain Coffee Roasters Inc. [[GMCR]] another Flotek Industries, Inc. [[FTK]] because it was down today. For the love of Nike slave factories, my investment timeframe is longer than two days. Get back to me on X-mas and let’s see where she trades then.

I’ll get back at you suckers tomorrow.

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24 comments

  1. jg

    fig

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  2. TA

    There’s no point in denying it, we all know you were out with Andy and that’s you in the picture.

    Lucky for you, that picture is so bloody awful that there’s no worries of your identity being exposed anytime soon.

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  3. BxCapricorn

    You killed me a few days ago with your post. Loved the writing style and timing. I’m lost right now. We’re beyond sane, and being a centered, non-Wall Street retard, I have nothing to hold onto at this point.

    We stopped manufacturing gasoline and heating oil, due to a storm, and it did not matter?

    This showed our need for Chinese manufactured Xmas toys?

    That’s freakin’ hilarious! Only on Wall St. can this make sense….

    …but then there’s Las Vegas, with it’s Cosmopolitan, Echelon, Station Casinos, MGM what-the-hell, and the belief that we’re not going “full retard”….gut wrenchingly funny….oh, the pain……make it stop…hilarious….

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  4. Q4

    Never go against the family.

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  5. Sam

    What’s with the bow legs, monsieur?

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  6. j

    Fly:

    The shippers are flying. That’s where the real action is I think.

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  7. mrsbuttons

    I thought you worked on wall street and lived in a styley tribeca restored church ..hmm..a bridge and tunneller eh? do you book passage on ctrp?

    I wonder if Obama used ctrp…lol

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  8. zephler

    Fly’s identity is no secret – a Canadian publication exposed him as Charles …… about a year ago…

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  9. zephler

    woops – it’s George –

    The star here is George (The Fly) Hamilton,

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  10. bucket brigade

    “Fraido” Fly is about to meet his maker in this market.

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  11. Dr Fly

    I thought I told you all to shut up, at once?

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  12. Ponch

    The CHiPs team has declared GMCR as a stupid fad. For PEET’s sake you need to short it now!

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  13. DEVILDOG

    FUCK Fly, j, the turkey gods, GMCR and your bullshit global economic recovery and bullshit rally. S&P 204 and GMCR $15 or lower.

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    • j

      Fuck you too, Dog with the utmost malice. I hope your Viper is taken back by the dealer.

      Other than asking how your Faz is doin’ for ya. Let me also say…

      I notice you’ve upgraded your forecast for the S&P from 150 to (exactly) 204. Does that means you’re less bearish then before?

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  14. masterpain

    BUY FAZ it is the play of the day…brought to you by DevilDog

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  15. Dr Fly

    I’d like to perform open heart surgery on devildog.

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  16. Andy Swan

    Who the fuck is Andy Swan????

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  17. TheArtist

    so fly, is today tomorrow?

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  18. DEVILDOG

    Damn! I’m making big coin on my 2ND SHORT on GMCR that I posted here on Monday. FUCK the Fly and j. BTW, Fly I’ve got your portfolio on a watch list and you are losing your ass today. Especially your top 3 from last night’s post. Well done turkey day dumb ass. Have a nice day! S&P 204.

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    • j

      Dog:

      Can I remind you that you’re still long FAZ. Faz, Dog! That’s the ETF you stuck your family’s money in and lost it all in addition to the Viper being repossessed.

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  19. dumas

    help? turkey gods?

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  20. Mike

    BX Capricorn…they let 7th graders in on this site? why else would you be using the word retard. It doesn’t make you look hip. Just old and trying to hard.

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