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Would You Likes Some Waffles With Your ROFL’s?

Come on, you must adnit, you are really, really dumb. I mean, it’s almost comical, if it wasn’t so very sad. If I had any feelings, I’d cry for you, on behalf of the lives you are ruining with your investment mishaps. How are your short sales working out for you? I gather the storm is on the horizon, readying to come crashing down on my head, right?

See pal, you look at the market and see cancer. I look at it and see vaccines. Your mind is distorting everything that you see. The prism in which you view things is entirely without honor and dignity. You are not honest with yourself. How in the world do you expect to make money in this market? Get with the program Jack, else you will be shining my shoes.

Everything is going up today; I don’t care what it is. The market CANNOT reverse lower today, for we are rolling downhill now.

In other words, feel free to get drunk and buy stocks until the people on CNBC start doing lines of blow out of Jimmy Choo shoes, live on teevee, while popping Bignac champagne corks.

Top picks: POSCO (ADR) [[PKX]] , Corning Incorporated [[GLW]] , Ctrip.com International, Ltd. (ADR) [[CTRP]]

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19 comments

  1. Mr. President

    LMAO @ all the perma-bears on Twitter

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  2. jjjsix6

    All hail the PPT! Looking forward to thick steaks and cursing soon.

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  3. The V.King

    Check out the peanut gallery later today…..

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  4. Yogi & Boo Boo

    I saw some dead bears at the Waffle House this morning. They were washing the windows and pouring coffee.

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    • TraderCaddy

      That was Bernice the waitress with the sweat pouring from her armpits and the garlic breath between the missing teeth.
      Making me hungry for some pecan waffles and a double order of hash browns smothered in onions.

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  5. JakeGint

    Long Live the Goldman Sachs-New York Yankee

    Perma- Bear Push-in!

    Get some pop-corn,

    and a cushion!

    ___________

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  6. TA

    Good squeeze today

    I bought back a bunch yesterday on the change in sentiment so no crying here.

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    • DMG

      you bought a bunch yesterday or did you sit?

      TA says:
      November 4, 2009 at 4:43 pm
      Sentiment shifted from crash mode to consolidation mode yesterday.
      Best strategy is to sit and let the market tip it’s hand.

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  7. Yogi & Boo Boo

    Could we see a plus 300 or 400 day today if more bears start dying?

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  8. henryfool

    COGO is moving

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  9. TheArtist

    The Opel Saga…..

    as just said on Bloomberg,
    sounds more like a spy novel.

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  10. j

    Fly:

    Were you in this party?

    Roman Abramovich’s $52,000 Lunch Bill. In NYC

    …the group purchased Chateau Petrus wine, three bottles of La Tache Romanee Conti pinot noir and two magnums of Cristal rosé champagne – all at $5,000 (£3,049) a bottle, meaning they spent more than £21,000 on wine alone

    A measure of Tawny port and Johnnie Walker Blue Label whisky added another £258 to the alcohol bill.

    Mr Abramovich, 47, started his meal with white truffle carpaccio at £60, followed by veal Milanese and a side order of truffle tagliolini

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    • mrsbuttons

      why quote price in pounds…nyc ain’t takin our steenking feeelthy dollars now?

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  11. henryfool

    easy buy ALGN@ 17.14 here

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  12. No One

    Nevermind, the weakness in financials.

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