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UPDATE: APPLE BURIES ALL REMAINING BEARS

Nothing quite says “you’re a loser for owning me,” like a 10% drop in share price—FOR NO GOOD REASON. That was my day, today, with Flotek Industries, Inc. [[FTK]] . It’s like the stock was drinking a nice glass of chardonnay— and out of nowhere a few jerks from Brooklyn stepped up and punched it in its face. Let me tell you, if Flotek Industries, Inc. [[FTK]] was a person, I’d punch it in the face my damn self.

The whole market is geeked out, money sloshing all over the place. Today it’s horned out on basic materials; tomorrow it’s soon to be bankrupt banks. Who knows?

All I know, the market has no interest in going lower. There will be FTK‘s; don’t misconstrue my enthusiasm for immortality. However, if you are dedicating your damn life to the short side, your gross commissions or profits will soon be nonexistent. And you deserve it, in all sincere honesty.

Remember, only stupid people are poor. Don’t give me the homo’d story of privileged versus growing up in the sewer box and how it translates into success or failure. The Lord knows I grew up punching my friends out of trees and eating leftovers, for like a week straight. So don’t come here with your soppy, floppy stories, crying about how you’re a loser because your Mommy and Daddy could not afford Harvard. You are a loser because you choose to be one. That’s all.

As an aside, the NY Mets are the worst baseball team in the history of organized baseball, including all minor league and college teams.

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100 comments

  1. Tim Knight

    Fuck you Fly! I got into FTK based on your advice. Now I have to sell my house and find a way to pay my broker because I did it on margin.

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  2. jacques

    where’s fig?

    Fly, are you all fuckin excited about the fuckin market going fuckin up because of fuckin money or being able to fuckin curse soon..?

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  3. Mr. President

    C’mon already, AAPL…

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  4. tm

    Wait, FTK went down for “no good reason?” Umm, how about because “it’s a penny stock??” Agreed on the Mets, I once saw them go up against a little league team during spring training, and they got totally “de-balled.”

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  5. The Fly

    The Bears are so dead.

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  6. Generational BOTTOM Picker
    Generational BOTTOM Picker

    There is no reason for Apple to be up at ALL. 900 million shares outstanding; sales not much different from prior quarters – so they sold 7.2 million Ipods SO THE HELL WHAT? Even if they made $50 on each one that’s only $350 million – on a market cap of $170 BILLION.

    This is a total New World Order BULLSHIT stock that can only go DOWN 50% over the next year.

    http://finance.yahoo.com/q/is?s=AAPL

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    • The Fly

      Shut up, at once!!!

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    • The_Real_Hmmmm

      AAPL is one of the greatest American companies right now, a stalwart of technological advancement and consumerism. This is positive for the US, and the global consumer. It appears William Tell aimed a little lower and put you down this time. We watch in elation and eat profiteroles upon the dismissal of your now lollipop-esque head.

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    • Goin'Fawr

      I went to a BD party for my twenty something little brother on Friday, so I’ll tell you why apple is doing fine: almost every one of those kids had an eyefone glued to their thumbs/faces for half of the night (between shots of Jagrbombs). Except, of course, for the ones who were ‘like, so mature’, they had crackbarries.

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  7. Mr. President

    AAPL needed a blow-out quarter. And they blew it the hell out.

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  8. Soup Kitchen

    Yup us dumb people will buy I-phones before we pay our mortgages …. Fly do you really believe this will last forever, come on you have to be smarter than that..

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    • The Fly

      FOREVER and EVER.

      What do I care? I am moonlighting.

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    • Goin'Fawr

      Your prob, Soupy, is that you think the only country in the world that has people in it that can afford an AyeFone is ‘Merika. Apple can sluice more money from kids worldwide than RIM can from the Stay-Prest collar set, and that is saying something. Some things people just HAVE to have, and if they can’t afford to pay their bloated overvalued mortage anyway, why not take that last 200 bux, and keep the kid quiet (puhLEEEEZE) for a moment or two with an EyeToy?

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  9. StockPickingChicken

    I think JakeGint should change his avatar. NY Giants are embarrassing. NO blew them away like the 49ers in the 1980’s.

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  10. Soup Kitchen

    i think AAPL is starting to look like a good short

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    • Mr. President

      Go ahead Soup…leverage that short, bud. It’s a sure bet. LMAO!

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    • Generational BOTTOM Picker
      Generational BOTTOM Picker

      And HOW! And I am generally bullish for the next year or so.

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    • TMOE

      AAPL will be up tomorrow as fools jump in when a stock rips higher, and Apple is at an all time high. Who knows maybe the fucker blows through 210 and heads two twenty. Still not going to convince me that the shares are worth $200.

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      • TA

        I never play AAPL because it’s full of unpredictable hype. At some point it’s going to fuck something up and it’ll get trashed but until then it’s up, up and away.

        It’s the true asshole type opinion stock where everyone has one.

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  11. Kiwin

    You are still bitching about the Mets? I am pretty sure their season was over about 6 months ago.

    Go O’s (ugh).

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  12. zugzwang

    Go ahead and short AAPL into xmas. You’ll get yourself a patriots like beatdown

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    • JakeGint

      You mean like the beatdown the Patriots took in Superbowl XLII?

      Mommy, help me….!

      ______________

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      • TMOE

        How are the Giants asses doing after being butt raped by My Godly Saints!
        Black and Gold Super Bowl!!!
        Who DAT!!

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        • JakeGint

          WTF — I thought you were from the West Coast?

          All of a sudden we’ve got Saints fans coming out of the woodwork for the first time since Archie was throwing the ball.

          Color me skeptical — the only one I believe is RC, and that’s because that Cajun (non-Cajun) Redneck (non-Redeck) lives down there.

          I’ll say it again though — let’s see how those fairy fuckers do outside their airless fundome where the wind blows and it gets chilly at playoff time.

          _________

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      • Teahouse On The Tracks
        Teahouse On The Tracks

        Yeah we took a beating …. 17-14 on a Hail Mary pass from a scrambling QB that was in the grasp the entire scramble to a lucky catch off the top of the receivers helmet with 59 seconds left for a first down conversion. Once in a lifetime play or you lose ….

        You’re such a staunch Giants fan …. but I’ll bet you were one of these guys until then:

        http://www.redorbit.com/modules/imglib/download.php?Url=/modules/news/upload/50434dc52b5ab30fe785994f87f680e9.jpg

        Manning had been booed by Giants fans for most of his four seasons for a lack of emotion.

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  13. Tim Knight

    AAHHHH!!!! AAPL WAS MY BIGGEST SHORT POSITION!!! AAAHHH!!! AAAAHHH!!!

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  14. Mo the Wiesel

    Ha !!!!!!!!…………………………..

    And all the blind ( and stupid) douchebags were following this one eyed insect into LALALAND. And all of a sudden they all found out at the last minute that there was nothing under their feet anymore. They actually stepped off a cliff with all their FTK shares and their prophet in front of them !!!!

    Have a last beer before you jump off (iii) guys !!!. ( ignorant idiot investors !)

    Momo

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  15. Generational BOTTOM Picker
    Generational BOTTOM Picker

    I shorted AAPL at 203.80 in extended hours. Already am ahead 2 points.

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    • Trading Nymph

      !00% retraces are the hardest resistance points there are….AAPL at 200 is hitting both 2007 and 2008 highs….I doubt there is anyone out there who still has a desire to buy AAPL at this level….and when there are no more buyers we all know what happens……right INTC….AAPL has fade the open written all over it.

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  16. scavenger

    Fly, I enjoy your posts much more these days. The profanity was an annoying distraction.

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    • ZenProfit

      Le Fly speaks only civilly and coherently over at PPT at the Distinguished Gentlemen.

      You guys can’t appreciate The Real Fly here on iBC.

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  17. TMOE

    The other day someone said that economic discussion here and we should concentrate on things that make money. I then told them if they want to make money they should short GE at will.
    GE is headed to 12 bucks. The shitty stock could not even make up any ground in todays great tape. I got short before earnings and will reamin short as the fucker heads to 12. Screw their wind trubines and industrial line bullshit and especially NBC. GE capital will kill this company as sure as a bear shits in the woods.

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    • JakeGint

      Aqgreud. Howabout this incandescent lighting thing the commies are trying to push through? Not much of a gift to margin-squeezed GE (who is rolling out all these expensive “green” bulbs), the essence of corporate fascism, is it?

      ____

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  18. TMOE

    I have a feeling that when the next big and it will big, perhaps the biggest, crash comes and it is coming and will be larger than what we have already experienced, the regulars who post here won’t be around. They will be out of money after falling for the false recovery which is nothing more than a shell game cover up. Ride the train while it is good, but for me I will stay mostly in cash and wait profit from your upcoming panic.

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    • TA

      These are hilarious

      ‘I’ve been wrong for 7 months now but I’ll be right soon, you’ll see’

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      • TMOE

        I haven’t posted too much the last few months as I have been sitting back. Now I was wrong at the beginning of the rally I said that, espcially with the financials, but I took my ass wipping and jumped out. almost out of a window, but I lived to play another day. I never said it would be soon, turning points are tricky, but it will be big. This is not a sprint but a marathon and I am in it to win it. 7 months mean nothing to me as I made enough money in 2008 to last me a few years. Keep following the heard — “If everyone starts to think alike, everyone is likely to be wrong.”

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        • TA

          Trading what you see and not what you think is one of the most powerful things you can learn.

          The market will tell you when it’s time to go short, you don’t need to be a smart guy but you do need to pay attention. It’s been telling you to go long for 7 months and you haven’t been listening.

          I don’t give a shit if the economy is fucked, but I do care about money.

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          • JakeGint

            Eggsactly. You’ve been so “smart” in cash for the last seven months, while my dumbass has been taking cake via the depreciation of it.

            What’s ironic is that I’m no less bearish than you, long term.

            Just unwilling to sit on my hands.

            _________

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          • Teahouse On The Tracks
            Teahouse On The Tracks

            Me too …. what Jake said eggsactly

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  19. Richy

    Which regular posters wont be around?

    You mean guys like DEVILDOG ?

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    • TMOE

      Yeah what ever happen to DEVILDOG. I guess he decided to keep stepping in front of the train and not wait for it to fall off the tracks again. I’m not saying that I haven’t been kicked in the teeth during this rally, I have, but I raised cash in May and kept hold of some long ETF’s to make my ride better. One thing I know is that the dollars days are numbered and the government and consumers can’t keep borrowing and spending at this rate forever, the bills will come due sometime. The higher spending keeps ticking up as a percentage of GDP the more painful the ultimate decline will be. We are borrowing more than we produce for God’s sakes. That spells disaster. I don’t care if it is an individual, a house hold, a state, a country if you borrow more than you produce eventually the shit will hit the fan.

      You can’t fix this mess by spending and shell game economics.

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  20. arch

    fly,

    1000 apologies ..was me sloshing the money around

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  21. The Fly

    TMOE

    You can short stocks later, when the worm turns. For now, get onboard; we’re going to 10,500; the Gods won’t have it any other way.

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    • TMOE

      I’m on board with a few select longs like POT and GLD and a few others like ISLN that I think may go somewhere. But being the bear and the skeptic that I am, I rather play the Art of Contrary Thinking and doubt all before I believe.

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  22. Vance Lawless

    So exalted Fly, am I a douchenozzle for trying to buy FTK at 2.00? Will it bounce back up or will it be one of those “if you like buying it at 2, you’ll love buying it at 1.35?”

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  23. TMOE

    The Obama Admin’s new shell game

    The new program uses mortgage finance companies Fannie Mae and Freddie Mac to help fix the financing crunch. The two companies will package mortgages made by the housing agencies and sell them as bonds to the Treasury Department

    Ha Ha Ha

    Fannie and Freddie Ha Ha Ha

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    • Xenophobe

      Marathons are unhealthy – haven’t you heard about the two who died recently? Bears are only good for short bursts of speed.

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  24. Alvari40

    We rally through October……..true story.

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  25. TA

    Nice spike in MOT over the Droid buzz. I dislike Google only a little less than AAPL but it would be neat to see a real iPhone competitor, not another Palm Pre.

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  26. Po Pimp

    Guaranfuckingtee if I bought AAPL tomorrow, Steve Jobs would be dead by the end of the week and AAPL would be at 80.

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  27. Mo the Wiesel

    Attaboy Tmoe !!

    It s good to see at least somebody being truthful and unbending to his principles.

    But Moe dont be too forceful on this site.

    The Fly will feel like you ll want to take the spotlight off him. He doesnt like that.

    Have a beer Moe !!

    Moe

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  28. F. T. Naysayerz

    Flotek isn’t a person? It’s a FuTeKed up person today.
    Plutonium Petey, Horatio Clawhammer, … & now Bowtie Fly
    The only bowtie people I trust are Jimmy & Fly.

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  29. david

    FTK double topped at resistance what did you expect for a piece of shit company that cant make any money and shows relative weakness to the market .

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  30. mrkcbill

    MNF looks like the fracking Roller Derby. Should have the total covered by half.

    Today I saw the most egregious product ever to be rolled out, in American History…..may I present to you VIA from SBUX.
    $10 for 12 packs of instant joe. All I could think of was…. this how they will bring weed to the marketplace.

    http://www.starbucks.com/via/occasion/vsbrewed/popular/story/photo/video

    LMAO

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    • DPeezy

      They had a ‘free taste test’ weekend just last week…think Pepsi Challenge, but with VIA vs. regular Starbucks coffee.

      And you know, it’s actually not bad.

      Of course, you’re comparing it to the general shite that Starbucks regularly puts out.

      So there’s that.

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  31. kelkun

    Y’know, earlier this year, Doug Kass was looking really smart with his bottom call but he really ruined all the good will he built, with his incessant top of the market calls over the last few months. He’s gone pretty quiet it seems lately. Now I know exactly what is going to happen. The first time the market falls 200 pts, he going to post somewhere “taking some profits”, even if he’s pretty much short from at least 1000 points ago. That’s what I hate about bears. Eventually, they’re always right. But in the meantime, they’ll leave a couple of thousand points on the table. Lame.

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  32. Tonya Harding

    Not all bears are dead…. i’m gambling 15% of my dough on a short CAT position, opened at 58.10ish. I’m nervous…but something has got to give….cat trading at a 30 pe? come on!

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    • sailorboy

      someone’s gonna get knee-capped on the cat short…

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      • Mr. President

        CAT is up 6% pre-market. Tonya is buckled over, crying crocodile tears, exclaiming “WHYYY MEEEE!!!??”.

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  33. Alvari40

    Tonya,

    This is where you get whacked in the knees – stupid bitch.

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  34. j

    T Moe:

    Are you going all out and predicting there is such a thing as the business cycle?

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  35. Mo the Wiesel

    TONYA,

    1.0 Max % of shorts occured roughly end of July…….. above 8 %.
    Now it is at 6 % and going down.

    2.0 I dont know where you got a P.E. of 30 , according to my charts,
    my P.E. is of only 19.95

    Final thing, have a good piece before you go to bed tonite,
    You will feel better in the morning, when you will be crying in your cereals.

    Good nite girl !!!

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  36. Ricketts

    Doesn’t the tombstone pic violate the no cursing till 10,500 rule?

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    • JakeGint

      Whatever dude. I watch all the Potter movies just to catch your gig.

      Be strong, Professor Snape.

      ___________

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      • Ricketts

        I take it Professor Snape is a dick? No offense was intended by comment; I just noticed the pic and had visions of a (for real this time) “Falling Bull Painting” moment. Because “the Fly” does not make mistakes–unless he wants to, of course.

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  37. JakeGint

    What’s that? You’re sick of me berating you for missing PM plays that I told you about 150% ago?

    Fear not. I’ve got some stuff tonight that is looking to break as soon as tomorrow, and the only metal (7% of sales) even remotely involved is lithium.

    Which you can use to assuage your guilt as you enter the BIOSphere!

    Moooo hoo hahahahahahahaha!

    _______________

    (disregard that last haha)

    ___________

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  38. Teahouse On The Tracks
    Teahouse On The Tracks

    OEW Daily Summation:

    “The rally today pushed the SPX to new highs at 1100. This helps confirm that the Minute wave 4 low occurred at SPX 1082. Since Minute wave 3 was 30 points and shorter then Minute wave 1, then Minute wave 5 can not exceed SPX 1112 (1082 + 30) to maintain this count. Heavy resistance should be encountered at the long term OEW 1107 pivot. Negative divergences are forming on many time frames.”

    If we should exceed the 1107 pivot, what then?

    Commentator S2 offers up his thoughts:

    ….”a lot of those bearish indicators will disappear if SPX exceeds 1107-1112 and even more as SPX exceeds 1121. That doesn’t mean there would not be a sizable retrace from 1122 or 1133, but I think odds of a long-term bullish outcome (whether due to inflation or manipulation no matter) would significantly increase. Critical long-term time and price area me thinks. Lots of people are gaga bullish tonight. Maybe they’re right. We’ll see.”

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    • Hawaii Five0

      Teahouse,

      I looking at some of that too, especially the Fib retrace, which I have at 1117 and the worrisome secular bear downtrend line, which end at approximately the same, i.e., S&P 1117. Damn.. two technicals at the same place … kind of scary… we’ll see!

      If we can break though 1117 and maybe a few more points for insurance purposes, we might just have a real bull market in the making!

      I hope so!!!!

      BTW, I’m curious how you came up with that moniker. Very unusual and creative. Is there a story?

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      • Teahouse On The Tracks
        Teahouse On The Tracks

        Steely Dan is the story …

        The negatives: S2 said it best ….

        “RSI approaching its wave 3 high, the upper BB20 and 200MA upper envelope lurking, the initial 2008 bear market low trend line, the bear market tops downtrend line, the 50% Fib retrace and other WXY/C-A Fib multiples, an ISEE 200+ trend turn indicator along with recent BPSPX/CPCE/DSI/IIS extremes, a key 2008 gap fill and negd all over the place.”

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  39. Tim Knight

    I have made my decision, I am joining the PPT where I think the Fly could use my input.

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    • JakeGint

      Check it out… he’s soliciting add’l bloggers over there now.

      One lemming says — “No, no, m’lord… I come here ONLY for your words!”

      And Timbo comes back with “I may drop the idea” altogether, as a result of said lemming’s obeisance.

      You cannot make this kind of deeply psychological “carmedy” up.

      ____________

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      • Teahouse On The Tracks
        Teahouse On The Tracks

        Jeesh! Might as well add a Peanut Gallery ….

        TC, there’s been a theft ovah heah …. find Officer Dibble!

        and, I think I saw Yogi ovah theah posting under an alias of Joe … an explanation is warranted.

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      • Ilovethecoin

        The funny part is the lemming said they were going to his blog for his integrity. Its funny because Tim has been wrong all the way up and has only made money on a few successful bullish scalps here and there. Another funny part was PETS. PETS is like the only stock in this market dropping out of orbit. In a sea of gems, Tim manages to pick a piece of garbage.

        Im not certain how anyone could afford to follow Tim after all these wrong calls. He even has an email that says “Trader Tim”. Anyone who has “Trader” before their name is usually anything but…

        A few days ago, we could have placed all the Dow Components in a hat and drawn out one. Chances are that system of picking would have been more successful then Tim’s extensive analysis. A pick out of a hat would have yielded better results. Even listening to Jim Cramer would have yielded better results. I hope to God no one got caught on margin with Tim’s call on PETS.

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  40. Mr. President

    Who wants to bet that SQM makes a new 52 wk high today?

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  41. Soup Kitchen

    OK….. I Hate to say it and Im sure it will be a jinx but after CAT crushed the numbers I am starting to think this is the real deal ….. And we go a lot higher from here

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  42. Hemingway

    I just bought some FTK. Was this my lucky day, or did I just sit on a dildo chair?

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