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Playtime is Over

For all intents and purposes, the summer is over; now it’s time to get back to work. No more going out to bars, getting your faces punched in. It’s time to get “kick the dog into the high voltage fence” serious, especially for you home gamers who are into banking coin.

While most of you just sit around, fat and stupid, waiting for luck to hit, some of you have a sincere interest in mastering this market. Truth be told, I will tell you exactly what you need to hear, in due time.

The end of summer, for Senor Tropicana, means no more playing around with time wasting activities. I will not partake in afternoon walks or even talking to idiot friends on the telephone. Instead, I intend to pick up my trading activity, to better suit my highly caffeinated demeanor and swagger.

As you well know, the theme is “fuck the dollar” and “hello commodities and tech.” Moreover, as discussed earlier, I intend to allocate 20% of my assets to foreign stocks—all thanks and praise to the splendours [sic] of global growth, regardless of Vietnamese sweat shops.

In short: get to work.

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28 comments

  1. Teahouse On The Tracks
    Teahouse On The Tracks

    How will that 20% be allocated … materials, industrial, service, consumer, etc or will you pursue the theme and stick to foreign tech and resource companies ?

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  2. The Zombie

    The Fly is God.

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  3. GETGroup

    Only two Canadian stocks on your foreign list? Surely you must like more then that in the Oil covered Gold bar of the free world…get to work

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  4. jg

    amen.

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  5. hooper

    Fuck the dollar as in buy UDN?

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  6. Damon

    Damn, it’s about time you got back to work, you cocksucker.

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  7. Cash-N-Guns

    fuck buying and the low end buyers of penny stocks..may they get a 7th grade(IQ match) kick to the throat..tired of small time shtiweasels..acting like the real deal..so for you penny bitches.. a heart felt Fuck YOU…and your slut mom.

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  8. The Fly

    you ARE a moron. another comment like that and you get banned.

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  9. Braveflaps

    Please don’t let another comment stop you…

    And happy new school year to those in need of good cheer on this eve before Black Tuesday.

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  10. JunkSpread

    Hey Fly, how best to play nat gas? When it turns, and we all know it will, are you playing UNG or a proxy?

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  11. Rodney Dangerfield
    Rodney Dangerfield

    I’m ready to get this fucking thing rolling as I’m damn tired of these fukcing nags

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  12. The Fly

    shut up

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  13. Rodney Dangerfield
    Rodney Dangerfield

    A simple STFU will do

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  14. Alvari40

    Almost without exception foreign etfs are beginning to outperform the SP from a RS standpoint: Australia, Sweden, Italy (go figure), Belgium (what?), Netherlands (STFU), Austria (GFU), etc. Selling out of USD and piling back into homer currencies, which drive up homer stocks and their homer stockmarkets?

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  15. 308

    looks like some good reports out on Semi’s tonight (reits on TXN, Intel, MU and others)… sector might do well tomorrow…

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  16. JakeGint

    This Eff-Esh-You v. Miama (sic) game is AWESOME.

    Gotta love college ball.

    _______

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    • mrkcbill

      SLV is AWESOME

      Jake, you have to watch this movie “Harvard Beats Yale 29-29” brilliant Doc. Best football movie I’ve ever seen.

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  17. JakeGint

    Re-reading Helprin’s A Soldier of the Great War.

    Despite all, there is beauty and mystery in this world, even yet.

    ______-

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  18. lindsay

    anyone still up? gold just ticked over 1004

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  19. Mr. Cain Thaler

    The oil gods proclaim that I’m going to have a splendid day in the market.

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  20. TheArtist

    Good morning fucking Vietnam!!!!!!!!

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  21. so i herd you liek mudkips
    so i herd you liek mudkips

    who the fuck is pushing VIX up?

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  22. Yogi & Boo Boo

    Um… Volitility? The upside type?

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  23. TheArtist

    beware….the big “fake-out” has started.

    carry on.

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  24. mustard seeds

    Jake,

    Nice call on CDE….I’m in on a piker’s portion, but cudos.

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