If you recall, I was blogging from the future yesterday, thanks in large part to my plutonium powered time machine. While in the future, I was blessed with privileged information, regarding today’s melt-up, all thanks and praise to corrupt, bear eating robots, from Goldman.
Now, “Plutonium Petey” brings GOOD NEWS of future natural disasters, with regards to hurricanes and other such eventful things. Believe you me, I will be salsa dancing on your faces, once I blow out of my refinery trifecta: Tesoro Corporation [[TSO]] , Western Refining, Inc. [[WNR]] and Holly Corporation [[HOC]] . As an aside, my position in Starent Networks Corp. [[STAR]] is cutting the livers out of those who sell it short.
Real quick, with the utmost sincerity and candor, get long egregious amounts of stock into the bell, then go drink yourself stupid, for the market is about to carpet bomb the short sellers into the pangs of an inferno funhouse.
Good Day.
[youtube:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_E645AXLgnI&feature=related 616 500]Top picks: refiners, Starent Networks Corp. [[STAR]] , Flotek Industries, Inc. [[FTK]]
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Fly, you are a cunning wordsmith.
I am an even more cunning space alien magician.
great song, great album, one of the best
This song is dedicated to all those Fly haters out there.
“Salsa dancing on your faces” is pretty incredible.
you must be new in these parts .. da Flea has been smything words while salsa dancing on faces, for many many lives.
Yes, I am.
Huh? Juice is not new here at all.
As of a couple weeks ago, I sure am.
I think I saw you yestermorrow….you the one in the cape?
Is genuinely thrilled that “Plutonium Petey” is back in action and sending us timely and relevant updates from the future.
Dubz
Don’t eat those hotdogs tomorrow. Bad ideA
ROFLMAO.
Thank you kind sir, will stick to the hamburgers.
hey now, you might want to keep the future consistent. it may fuck up Fly’s picks.
(unless The Fly is depending on you not eating the hotdog!)
$EK is ranked nicely on the PPT…with over 10% Short! I will drink to their demise this weekend senior!
Sorry, 15% short…muahahaha
Good action out of $WNR today!
Is that Music Vid… sort of your version of a KD rant?
Have a blessed Holiday.
yes. You too.
Salsa Dancing? Tesoro, Rackspace, and Valero?
I like the San Antonio theme Fly. Planning a trip down?
I don’t know about California, Michigan, or other high-taxing bankrupt states but there’s no recession here.
Wise investment indeed.
That featured video on your home page is as bad as the stock pick ftk
A slight catalyst and FTK will run like a raped ape. Pay attention to the stock.
Flight 187 – http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3wle7aaKAF0
Fly:
Plutonium is so so yesterday. You should be using thorium, the new new.
“the pangs of an inferno funhouse”. wow. even Made Man is impressed. but the fly will be caught in the Shell-made sticky paper with that kind of bravado.
Greetings Fly, Here is an article which I thought you might enjoy since you seem one that actually reads stuff – http://www.computerworld.com/s/article/9137489/Report_Intel_s_Braidwood_flash_memory_module_could_kill_SSD_market
Let us know what you think!
Polar bear
sndk
Greetings Fly,
Funny you mention that as I think they might be a juicy acquisition target for Samsung or Toshiba. NVLS raised guidance and RMBS rumors all day made me buy some SNDK Friday AM … Any specific reason you dont have any SNDK in your portfolio?
Polar Bear
wrong
ES going to 950 before 1050
longs are idiotic gamblers here
your cheer leading is only going to make you look dumb in the weeks to come
a lot of stupid people getting rich over the last 6 months buying and selling to smart people. I’m stuck on stupid
spx going to 1200 by year end, but for now it’s going to 950. the fly is cheer leading an intermediate top right now.
Then might as well get long now. 20% upside, 5% downside.
BTW: WHY should the S&P go up 1200? It already is up over 50% the last six months.
Trees don’t grow to the sky.
it just is, i’m like the fly in that i don’t have to give you any t.a. to be right. go long at 950, not now dumb dumbs.
Huh? I’m not smart. I see smart people on TV say market going down I buy. I see smart people on TV say market going up I sell. I think you’re smart people. Got to go, pants too tight.
Don’t forget the garage sale at Lenny Dykstra’s place this weekend. Stay away from the Bernie Madoff auction – some of that stuff is artsy and will be way over bidded. Lenny has a French stove at 1/2 price that you will love.
Great News!
The nation’s jobless recovery is due by 2014!
Just 5 years (if all goes well!)
http://www.bloggingstocks.com/2009/09/05/job-market-expected-to-recover-in-2014/
with only 90% of the people working how do we survive ??
We survive by buying the Fly’s semi-perfect PPT picks?
Intermediate top callers are fucking morons….jus sayin
You talk as if all stocks go up, with the market. I am short AFL and long amcc
Van Jones resigns…now we know what the prez was doing at Camp David on his second vacation in two weeks.
Dump the news on a holiday, bay bay!
Good riddance too bad rubbish.
Who hired this fuck though?
Obama hired that “fuck”.
They are both radical-leftist communist, black nationalist brothers who are trying to destroy the free-market system we used to call “capitalism” within the next 3 1/2 years.
I read a study yesterday that estimates if cap & trade passes, the average utility bill in America will go from $167 per month to $320 per month.
That will be mostly because coal power plants will have to buy “carbon offsets” from the Goldman Sachs/General Electric carbon exchanges to pretend they aren’t polluting.
Of course, the power companies will immediately have to pass those carbon offset costs right on to you and me.
But don’t worry, Goldman Sachs and GE will bank billions of coin on the deal!
Take your mind off the attempted communization of America with a review of Yukon Cornelius’s favourite search items in Gloria In Excelsis Jackson!
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Any thoughts on why Utilities, Food/Bev, and Pharma are starting to under perform? Cyclical under performance or serious money coming out of these sectors for other reasons?
Aren’t those flight to safety sectors?
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Stop the Presses!
Michael Moore has officially denounced (and called for a rapid end to) capitalism in America!
http://latimesblogs.latimes.com/money_co/2009/09/director-michael-moore-now-wants-nothing-less-than-the-complete-overthrow-of-the-modern-capitalist-system–from-reuters-in.html
p.s.: as an aside, the market is gonna go on a major upside tear on Tuesday morning.
Whatta fat bag of gas that clown is. Even my lefty friends are embarrassed by him.
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I figure if fat-ass Moore really means what he says, (that “capitalism is evil”), he needs to “redistribute” his new-found wealth.
All the earnings from his 3 or 4 recent liberally popular & Gore-ishly global warming documentaries.
I’m sure he will agree to give up the dough, right?
Whatta fat bag of gas that clown is. Even my lefty friends are embarrassed by him.
Damn, you took the words right outta my mouth. Doesn’t the lard ball know that the only way he would’ve over-sized himself like that was with cheap plentiful food that capitalism provides.
FAT-chance that fugger gives up anything dough-related.
Especially not his five box a day doughnut habit.
Reminds me of Frederick Engles, financing the revolution (and his party boy lifestyle) on the earnings from his dad’s Scottish factory.
When the hell is Capital Day? Oh yeah, that’s right… we work on that day.
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OK….we poppin champagne like we won the championship game!
I EVEN GOT ON A CHAMPIONSHIP RINGGGGG
That Aviator clip – Scorcese channeling Altman – the equivalent of cats sleeping with dogs.
In case you haven’t realized it yet (and I’m not picking on you Flaps, many have made this erreur (sic)), the clips on the front page are randomly rotated per “refresh” and there’s over 3,000. If you mean to make a point about one of them, you are better off providing a link to the you tube video itself so we can see what you’re talking about.
JTS
I have not heard from Boca in a while. Is she still trading?
The world markets are rallying around us this Labor Day. Even China wants to party!
It’s cause cute little Melanie Oudin just (re)defeated the Soviet Union, all Ron-Reagan style, ‘n shit.
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Seriously, I felt a little bad fort the aging Russkie giantess she was playing against. Talk about a hometown crowd….
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