If you recall, I was blogging from the future yesterday, thanks in large part to my plutonium powered time machine. While in the future, I was blessed with privileged information, regarding today’s melt-up, all thanks and praise to corrupt, bear eating robots, from Goldman.
Now, “Plutonium Petey” brings GOOD NEWS of future natural disasters, with regards to hurricanes and other such eventful things. Believe you me, I will be salsa dancing on your faces, once I blow out of my refinery trifecta: Tesoro Corporation [[TSO]] , Western Refining, Inc. [[WNR]] and Holly Corporation [[HOC]] . As an aside, my position in Starent Networks Corp. [[STAR]] is cutting the livers out of those who sell it short.
Real quick, with the utmost sincerity and candor, get long egregious amounts of stock into the bell, then go drink yourself stupid, for the market is about to carpet bomb the short sellers into the pangs of an inferno funhouse.
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