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Joined Nov 10, 2007
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Time Machine Special

If you recall, I was blogging from the future yesterday, thanks in large part to my plutonium powered time machine. While in the future, I was blessed with privileged information, regarding today’s melt-up, all thanks and praise to corrupt, bear eating robots, from Goldman.

Now, “Plutonium Petey” brings GOOD NEWS of future natural disasters, with regards to hurricanes and other such eventful things. Believe you me, I will be salsa dancing on your faces, once I blow out of my refinery trifecta: Tesoro Corporation [[TSO]] , Western Refining, Inc. [[WNR]] and Holly Corporation [[HOC]] . As an aside, my position in Starent Networks Corp. [[STAR]] is cutting the livers out of those who sell it short.

Real quick, with the utmost sincerity and candor, get long egregious amounts of stock into the bell, then go drink yourself stupid, for the market is about to carpet bomb the short sellers into the pangs of an inferno funhouse.

Good Day.

[youtube:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_E645AXLgnI&feature=related 616 500]

Top picks: refiners, Starent Networks Corp. [[STAR]] , Flotek Industries, Inc. [[FTK]]

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60 comments

  1. Juice

    Fly, you are a cunning wordsmith.

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  2. Juice

    “Salsa dancing on your faces” is pretty incredible.

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  3. bankdraft

    I think I saw you yestermorrow….you the one in the cape?

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  4. Dubz

    Is genuinely thrilled that “Plutonium Petey” is back in action and sending us timely and relevant updates from the future.

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  5. The Fly

    Dubz

    Don’t eat those hotdogs tomorrow. Bad ideA

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  6. GETGroup

    $EK is ranked nicely on the PPT…with over 10% Short! I will drink to their demise this weekend senior!

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  7. Juice

    Good action out of $WNR today!

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  8. mrkcbill

    Is that Music Vid… sort of your version of a KD rant?

    Have a blessed Holiday.

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  9. Señor Joe

    Salsa Dancing? Tesoro, Rackspace, and Valero?
    I like the San Antonio theme Fly. Planning a trip down?
    I don’t know about California, Michigan, or other high-taxing bankrupt states but there’s no recession here.
    Wise investment indeed.

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  10. Carson

    That featured video on your home page is as bad as the stock pick ftk

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    • Juice

      A slight catalyst and FTK will run like a raped ape. Pay attention to the stock.

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  11. Q4

    Flight 187 – http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3wle7aaKAF0

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  12. j

    Fly:

    Plutonium is so so yesterday. You should be using thorium, the new new.

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  13. Made Man

    “the pangs of an inferno funhouse”. wow. even Made Man is impressed. but the fly will be caught in the Shell-made sticky paper with that kind of bravado.

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  14. Polar Bear

    Greetings Fly, Here is an article which I thought you might enjoy since you seem one that actually reads stuff – http://www.computerworld.com/s/article/9137489/Report_Intel_s_Braidwood_flash_memory_module_could_kill_SSD_market

    Let us know what you think!

    Polar bear

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    • The Fly

      sndk

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      • Polar Bear

        Greetings Fly,

        Funny you mention that as I think they might be a juicy acquisition target for Samsung or Toshiba. NVLS raised guidance and RMBS rumors all day made me buy some SNDK Friday AM … Any specific reason you dont have any SNDK in your portfolio?

        Polar Bear

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  15. fatsmcgee

    wrong
    ES going to 950 before 1050
    longs are idiotic gamblers here
    your cheer leading is only going to make you look dumb in the weeks to come

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  16. killerbee

    a lot of stupid people getting rich over the last 6 months buying and selling to smart people. I’m stuck on stupid

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    • fatsmcgee

      spx going to 1200 by year end, but for now it’s going to 950. the fly is cheer leading an intermediate top right now.

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      • Generational BOTTOM Picker
        Generational BOTTOM Picker

        Then might as well get long now. 20% upside, 5% downside.

        BTW: WHY should the S&P go up 1200? It already is up over 50% the last six months.

        Trees don’t grow to the sky.

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        • fatsmcgee

          it just is, i’m like the fly in that i don’t have to give you any t.a. to be right. go long at 950, not now dumb dumbs.

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    • killerbee

      Huh? I’m not smart. I see smart people on TV say market going down I buy. I see smart people on TV say market going up I sell. I think you’re smart people. Got to go, pants too tight.

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  17. Anthony Mozillo

    Don’t forget the garage sale at Lenny Dykstra’s place this weekend. Stay away from the Bernie Madoff auction – some of that stuff is artsy and will be way over bidded. Lenny has a French stove at 1/2 price that you will love.

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  18. Damon

    Great News!

    The nation’s jobless recovery is due by 2014!

    Just 5 years (if all goes well!)

    http://www.bloggingstocks.com/2009/09/05/job-market-expected-to-recover-in-2014/

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  19. arch

    with only 90% of the people working how do we survive ??

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  20. GETGroup

    Intermediate top callers are fucking morons….jus sayin

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  21. discoordinated

    You talk as if all stocks go up, with the market. I am short AFL and long amcc

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  22. Damon

    Van Jones resigns…now we know what the prez was doing at Camp David on his second vacation in two weeks.

    Dump the news on a holiday, bay bay!

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  23. Spock

    Good riddance too bad rubbish.

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  24. j

    Who hired this fuck though?

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    • Damon

      Obama hired that “fuck”.

      They are both radical-leftist communist, black nationalist brothers who are trying to destroy the free-market system we used to call “capitalism” within the next 3 1/2 years.

      I read a study yesterday that estimates if cap & trade passes, the average utility bill in America will go from $167 per month to $320 per month.

      That will be mostly because coal power plants will have to buy “carbon offsets” from the Goldman Sachs/General Electric carbon exchanges to pretend they aren’t polluting.

      Of course, the power companies will immediately have to pass those carbon offset costs right on to you and me.

      But don’t worry, Goldman Sachs and GE will bank billions of coin on the deal!

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  25. JakeGint

    Take your mind off the attempted communization of America with a review of Yukon Cornelius’s favourite search items in Gloria In Excelsis Jackson!

    _________

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  26. Alvari40

    Any thoughts on why Utilities, Food/Bev, and Pharma are starting to under perform? Cyclical under performance or serious money coming out of these sectors for other reasons?

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  27. Damon

    Stop the Presses!

    Michael Moore has officially denounced (and called for a rapid end to) capitalism in America!

    http://latimesblogs.latimes.com/money_co/2009/09/director-michael-moore-now-wants-nothing-less-than-the-complete-overthrow-of-the-modern-capitalist-system–from-reuters-in.html

    p.s.: as an aside, the market is gonna go on a major upside tear on Tuesday morning.

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    • JakeGint

      Whatta fat bag of gas that clown is. Even my lefty friends are embarrassed by him.

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      • Damon

        I figure if fat-ass Moore really means what he says, (that “capitalism is evil”), he needs to “redistribute” his new-found wealth.

        All the earnings from his 3 or 4 recent liberally popular & Gore-ishly global warming documentaries.

        I’m sure he will agree to give up the dough, right?

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      • j

        Whatta fat bag of gas that clown is. Even my lefty friends are embarrassed by him.

        Damn, you took the words right outta my mouth. Doesn’t the lard ball know that the only way he would’ve over-sized himself like that was with cheap plentiful food that capitalism provides.

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  28. DMG

    FAT-chance that fugger gives up anything dough-related.

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    • JakeGint

      Especially not his five box a day doughnut habit.

      Reminds me of Frederick Engles, financing the revolution (and his party boy lifestyle) on the earnings from his dad’s Scottish factory.

      When the hell is Capital Day? Oh yeah, that’s right… we work on that day.

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  29. bigpun2012

    OK….we poppin champagne like we won the championship game!

    I EVEN GOT ON A CHAMPIONSHIP RINGGGGG

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  30. Braveflaps

    That Aviator clip – Scorcese channeling Altman – the equivalent of cats sleeping with dogs.

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    • JakeGint

      In case you haven’t realized it yet (and I’m not picking on you Flaps, many have made this erreur (sic)), the clips on the front page are randomly rotated per “refresh” and there’s over 3,000. If you mean to make a point about one of them, you are better off providing a link to the you tube video itself so we can see what you’re talking about.

      JTS

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  31. Nergo  --

    I have not heard from Boca in a while. Is she still trading?

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  32. Damon

    The world markets are rallying around us this Labor Day. Even China wants to party!

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    • JakeGint

      It’s cause cute little Melanie Oudin just (re)defeated the Soviet Union, all Ron-Reagan style, ‘n shit.

      __________________________

      Seriously, I felt a little bad fort the aging Russkie giantess she was playing against. Talk about a hometown crowd….

      _____

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