We have new advertisers on iBC, as you can tell by the plethora of ads on the site. So you know, certain parties are APPALLED by the profanity used on iBankcoin, since it is the antithesis of a clean corporate culture. With that in mind, you know “The Fly” is a business man first, entertainer second. So, from here on, iBankCoin will feature fewer words that are illegal to God and all of his sheep. After all, the Godly folks at iBankCoin are all about conforming to the mainstream, with the dear hopes of one day unseating Dennis Kneale and the ugliest man on tv without a mask— Zach Karabell— as fixtures on CNBC.
For your information, “The Fly” has been frustrated by this cock-sucker of a market today. I mean, for the love of malfunctioning airplane rudders, can the assholes who operate this market make up their cocksucking minds already? I am here, literally, throwing objects around my office, trying to kill people—due to the insanity known as the mother fucking stock exchange. If you are a young punk-kid, graduating from college, DON’T enter the field of money management. It is wrought with corruption, stress and outright fuckery.
I wake up, in the middle of the night in cold sweats, saying to myself “self, you should have been a Doctor or a fucking space alien magician.” Instead, I get to deal with ingrates, on a daily basis. You think people are happy to be up 120%, during the worst investing climate known to man? WRONG.
These fuckers are never happy, always bitching about the last missed opportunity. Granted, some people are normal and enjoy the luxuries of having a fucking rockstar for a money manager. But, for the most part, like most of you, THEY ARE FUCKING INGRATES.
One day, you will see, watch me, I will just disappear—off to Ireland or some shit to become a Leprechaun. I will go back to my roots and run the green fields with my goats, while throwing molotov cocktails at my neighbors’ cottages, all the while smiling.
As you know by now, I am digging in my heels with this market, not really giving a fuck about the pervasive weakness. I like Tesoro Corporation [[TSO]] , Starent Networks Corp. [[STAR]] , ANADIGICS, Inc. [[ANAD]] , General Cable Corporation [[BGC]] and Sonus Networks, Inc. [[SONS]] , no matter what the corn-cob fuckers on the teevee say.
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Best rant ever! good style there
do not stop soul chucking swears. its one of my favorite things about this site — we can say it, mean it, and be completely understood…
Good to see that we won’t be losing the sailor talk. I live for such classics as “big dicked gains”. Sometimes a few words are worth a thousand disturbing pictures.
What, like fuckmonkey?
OMFG – Another classic. Indeud!
as you know by “now” I think you mean….
carry on.
Nothing like a pissy (but not yet pissed) Irishman in a hot kitchen to keep the vulgarities away from the children..Outfuckingstanding rant
“I mean, for the love of malfunctioning airplane rudders”
Classic.
Thanks, I know. “The Fly” has many talents.
Best.Post.Ever.
RBY…Jakes fav…on the move
A warm, friendly “hello” to all your new ball-gargling advertisers.
Usually my eyes glaze over at the constant ranting bullshit the fills the blogspehere.
No one really gives a fuck what you or anyone thinks but this was quite exquisite.
People are all selfish greedy assholes – I just assume the worst from everyone. Once in a while someone suprises me.
A toast to ‘who gives a fuck’
fuck all this talk about cleaning up the site. if i wanted that stupid shit i’d go to any of the other 3
51681651851 sites out there. this site cracks me up and thats why i read it daily.
I’m pretty sure he was being sarcastic
for the number one hurricane month of the season UNG sure is sucking sweaty goat balls….. glad I’m not in that fucker this year.
and the malfunctioning airplane rudders line is totally classic, as commented earlier by Maserk.
I’m enjoying the new potty-mouth-free site! Make your coin quickly because…http://www.prisonplanet.com/russian-professor-collapse-of-america-could-begin-in-two-months.html
We have noticed the vulgar language on this blog also. We take out the bad words before we let Wally and the Beav read your posts and the comments. The problem is that we found out that Eddie Haskell has been posting on your blog under a pseudonym and letting the boys read his comments. We think Eddie Haskell has been posting under the name of Chuck Bennett so we would appreciate it Mr. Fly if you took care of this problem.
Thanks for keeping it clean.
I thought Fazmobile meant the Fly had gone short. Notice again how my tradebots keep the afternoon hours so even and flat? Remarkable, no? Is the Flymobile a green machine?
no, it’s black with red racing stripes.
Is Henry Fool out there?
Any opinion on a former bio high flyer NBIX?
A glimpse of genius….thanks fucker.
You really had me …you little bitch.
LOL all I can muster right now.
TBT come to Pappa
Time to refi in about 30 days.
I just set the Over / Under on the dow into the close I say down (50)
Indeud…may see rates below 5% again soon…
Ginnie Mae 4.5% – 30 year Up 13/32nds at 101.328
Fannie Mae 4.5% – 30 year Up 14/32nds at 101.109
Fannie Mae 4.0% – 15 year Up 6/32nds at 101.25
Fannie Mae 4.0% – 7 year Up 3/32nds at 101.062
Ten Year Treasury Note Up 18/32nds at 102.781
30-year Treasury Bond Up 50/32nds at 106.75
I believe the attempt to curb thy language was quite unsuccessful before
FLY WHAT DO WE DO WITH VLO
went net long QQQQ for overnight trade (planning on unloading quickly), i would also be long FXI and short VIX options, however my GLD shorts raped me today and planning on holding them through — treasuries (multiplied by DXY) market is smarter than the dumb-money-gold-market.
So gasoline goes up and TSO goes down. Fly you got some splainin to do.
Now if only we can get COMPX to close in the red….
Fuck Yes!
And there it is. The DRVcopter may be upgraded to a DRVrocket by end of week.
A-Fucking-Plus
A-men-plus+plus+.
I especially like the “mother fucking” spelled as 2 words. Adds extra…oomph.
hahahaha , muahahahhahaahahhahahahahah, bahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahah
that is all.
P.S I know what you’re talking about, hence I sold my house, quit my job and am “fucking right off”.
don’t forget to buy the dips… dipwads.
“One day, you will see, watch me, I will just disappear—off to Ireland or some shit to become a Leprechaun. I will go back to my roots and run the green fields with my goats, while throwing molotov cocktails at my neighbors’ cottages, all the while smiling.” i have to admit… that’s the funniest fucking shit i’ve read all year. nicely done, mcfly.
I am one grateful f***ker and just love the color commentary.
I do enjoy the occasional cuss word. 🙂
You got dat right.
I wore out my Too $hort cassette back in da day. Absolute classic.
Refiners are up in AH
Well fuck, they have to go up sometime. They can’t go straight down can they? WNR has been kicking my sack.
Me too, but I have stuck with it and bought more. When it pops, it will be quick and violent.
This reminds me of one of my favorite movies: “Grand Torino”. Teach them what it’s all about Fly.
One man’s malfunctioning airplane rudder is another man’s wrongly inserted jack screw. In either case, it spells return of the Fuckery – the only band to survive five ditchings and an in-air salmon mousse.
A special Fly fortune cookie to LULU, FCX and SPY.
If you need a good laugh try…..
Demented Children’s Books
http://www.manofest.com/Galleries/Funny/50-Demented-Children-s-Books/50-Demented-Childrens-Books_41-5066.html
After a depressing afternoon in D.C. that post got a good belly laugh out of me. Thanks
Mosca, could you please at least keep the title of each blog entry free of vulgar terms? Damned, fucking Websense here at work prevents me from reading your post if there’s a curse word in the title. I like to read the posts as real-time as possible and that means checking in from time to time while I’m supposed to be working. Gracias.
One of the best rp songs ever – and very apropos: Too $hort – Cuss Words
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YHdbJbBA4Bg
So you motherfuckers thought I was gonna change my style?
– so what are you saying todd?
To all you bitches, hoes, and all that shit
Heres another rap that Im ready to spit
It goes like this, my name is $hort
Im tearin shit up like never before
Pimp slaps, makin snaps
Cold cash money and too $hort raps
Oakland, california thats where Im from
The city where the boys say you dont want none
But if you do, Im gonna tell you this
( ) aint really shit
Wanna roll so hard, all of the time
You and that bitch playin too $hort rhymes
If you aks me, what its all about, Ill say its about that money
But if you aks me, could you have some, Ill say it doesnt concern me
Ronald Reagan came up to me and said, do you have the answer
To the united states economy and a cure for cancer?
I said, what are you doin in the white house if youre not sellin cocaine?
Ask your wife, Nancy Reagan, I know shell spit that game.
Like one night, she came to my house, and gave me a blow job
She licked my dick, up and down, like it was corn on the cob
What is life? it is too $hort
I play the bitches like its a sport
Yea, Ill play the bitches just like yall
Like dr. j played basketball
You can call me too, dont say it twice
Youll get me real mad and Ill fuck your wife
You see Im not proper, Im rarely polite
Too $hort, too $hort, dont say it tonight, beeatch
It started on a bright morning in 1987
I was in my drop-to caddy yall
Gettin sucked by a bitch named helen
Nasty bitches, around the world, I wrote this rhyme for you
You might not like my rap, but Im tellin you bitch its true
So much death in the oakland streets
Am I gonna live till next week?
Will I get shot by a dope fiend,
Tryin to get high, tryin to steal my ring
I really cant say, cause I dont know why
People out here droppin dead like flies
I used to see a home boy givin five
Now I say, man, you still alive?
Cold as hell, the town Im from
Wont last too long when youre fakin the funk
Im the master rapper, so unique
Clap my hand when I want my freak
You cant deny it, you know Im right
I turn any rapper out when Im on the mic
And I wont kick back, or relax
Till he knows Im the best at the mc rap
Till he knows too short, set the track
They got him caught up in my serious cap
Motherfucker cant spit straight game on the mic
Cause hes worse than a fag or a frisco dike
Hes a sucker mc, I call him punk
You try to spit that rap, you can scratch that junk
You little punk-ass boy, wouldnt listen to me
Think Im fakin but Im takin all you sucker mcs
To the end of the world and push you over
Good luck couldnt find you in a four leaf clover
If I ever said a rap, tryin to cap on you,
I wouldnt even sweat it cause youll be through
Lookin so far up, you might fall down
Gettin clowned by the hound from east oaktown
And the look in your face when youre lickin that tooth
Could make a grown man die, laughin at you
Cause youre a, no rappin, no rhymin
Played out fake ass simple simon
I never understood one word you said
But youre swearin up and down that youre killin em dead
Theres only one thing, I wanted to know
Sucker motherfucker, wheres the joke?
Im the player of players, just call me pop
My name is too $hort, no I dont stop
I just dont stop mackin, dont stop cappin
Dont stop rappin now you see what happens
Your mind is gone, your crew just cut
Sucker mc Ill tell you what
Your rhymes are weak, your rap the same
And when it comes to game, you are lame
Never even heard of too $hort baby
Hit oakland in 1980
Singin mo raps than a rap could rhyme
Tellin sucker mcs dont waste my time
Theres a girl I know her name is betty
Straight to the head just rock it steady
Shes so freaky shell juice you up
All the home boys just cant get enough
Shes a ph.d., dont even stop
In the back like that goin (top, top, top)
I wont say white girl, wont say shes black
Shes the kind of girl that make your knees go crack
Feel the beat, rock with me
Let me tell you what I be
Im a mc rapper, a mc rapper
A big bank roller and a cold, cold capper
Hey baby, I got this rhyme
Its not gonna stop till the end of time
Like rock and roll Ill play that song
To the beat all day and all night long
So liten up, to what Im sayin
Im a oaktown mack, bitch I aint playin
To all the home boys doin time in the pen
Gonna rock this beat for you once again
If you cant get out and youre mad as hell
Say beeatch, now make it sound for real
Ima tear shit up, if I get the chance
I could give a fuck less if youre hole dont dance
See Im a big mack now, Im so great
I was born and raised in the golden state
Call me t.o.o., if you say $hort
Ima rap my ass off till you give me some more
Big bank, now just make me rich
Bitch bitch bitch bitch make me rich
Check out my style, baby I dont quit
I heard this freak say, thats the shit,
He took the cake, fucked the rake
Too $hort baby damn sure aint fake.
But the sucker mcs are screamin loud
Sayin sir too $hort, shut your mouth
How can you talk about me, and call me weak
When your father smokes coke and you mothers a freak
So I keep on rappin, if nothin else
Keep your jealous thoughts to yourself
Bitch and bitch, hes a mc right
Aint sayin nothin but hes holdin the mic
Fuck with me, and boy youre doomed
I send a trick with a hoe to the motel room
Cause Im the coldest mc on a microphone
Like a .357 pointed at your dome
I got cap for cap, you never heard
So fresh again with cusswords
Motherfuckin shit, fuckin with me
Fuck a skank bitch and a sucker mc
Cusswords, just let em know
Motherfuckin shit, God damn ass hoe
Cusswords, just dont quit
Motherfuck you damn shithead bitch
Its too $hort, on the mic, and it dont stop
And it dont stop, and it wont stop, beeatch
Check out my style
There goes e-trade
WHERE IS CHAMPAGNE LIFESTYLE?
The champagne lifestyle had to be cancelled due to the recession
alot of people died for your freedom of speech and wish they could exercise that freedom….so build a bridge and get the fuck over it……
Build what bridge? I walk over water, didn’t you know?
i know you walk over water but i dont should i get in the fazmobile??? not thinking i should but what do i know
i started a small position in FAS today ..got home and there it was..then read your posts fly ..and now got both screens full of stock shit .. but not to worry there is still room on the big monitor for a poker tourney
still not seeing any signs of a recession ..
FLY,
my build a bridge comment wasnt intended for you…was intended for the prissy folk
*** iBankCoin will feature fewer words that are illegal to God and all of his sheep ***
He’s your God, they’re your rules… YOU burn in hell.
‘Tis all.