I don’t care if you know how to trade or invest. I don’t care if you are rich or poor. All “The Fly” demands is a little respect, when visiting The House of iBankCoin. Many of you are stupid and lack the brain capacity to make money in the markets. Hence, much to my chagrin, you become tradebots, copying the trades of the iBC cognoscenti. Understand something, I do not want you to follow my trades— just watch me.
The purpose of this site is to display the skills of traders who “get it,” not to guide you in and out of stocks. While many of you frequent the blogs of abject morons, who are unable to put three consecutive lines of witty commentary together without stealing from me, a select few of you understand the Godly nature of Senor Tropicana with respects to his “Blogfather status.”
Much of what I say is cloaked behind pointless riddles and hard-to-understand verbal haze, mainly for the purposes of weeding out imbeciles and avid “goat fuckers.” I have taken the liberties of fleecing the stock exchange of “easy coin” through a specific investment thesis, all related to the nascent and ongoing technology revolution. Much of my time is spent studying industries and where investment dollars are going, without the use of “idiot-maps” aka charts.
In closing, I am enthusiastic about the prospects of Huntington Bancshares Incorporated [[HBAN]] , Level 3 Communications, Inc. [[LVLT]] and Alcatel-Lucent (ADR) [[ALU]] trading higher in the short term, while incredibly bullish on all of my other positions in the intermediate. However, longer term, I am very suspect of this rally, with regards to its sustainability. Over the next few weeks, start preparing for a cold fall, for the market is always a strong sell when the average retail investor is swinging off of the dicks of low IQ money managers.
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DVAX announces HEPLISAV path resumes in 2009!!!
thanks Henry: http://ibankcoin.com/rcblog/2009/08/03/rc-buys-dvax/
New plan to be submitted in August, with hopeful removal of the clinical hold in September. I am planning to sell about 20% of my position and let the rest run.
I will attempt to use my Park-It Market indicator. When the clerk at my corner convenience store was recommending buying Google puts about 6 months ago I started to feel much better about the markets.
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Fly is angry….
I’ve found this site entertaining, quite hilarious, and even occasionally educational and now you tell me I could have been copying your trades all along?
I was certain I would have been slapped in the face with slices of hot pizza or at least punched in the groin had I tried.
” the average retail investor is swinging off of the dicks of low IQ money managers”
Now that’s what I call stark and startling imagery. Complete with an alligator pit underneath…
One of these days I’ll have to post the egregious gains in my portfolio from some of Fly’s recommendations. One example is that sometime in Jan. I think he tossed ASH out there. I picked some up and noticed it’s now +228%. I’d say the majority he mentioned as ideas did well. Since getting compliments from me regarding strangers is next to impossible this is very difficult for me.
In any case, the fudgepacker has some good insights.
fuck you.
Not enough respect? OK I’ll mention Macy’s also. Up 100% since you tossed it out as an idea last December. Yes, I picked up some of that too and sat on it.
Don’t forget SFE, you pillow biter.
Not one of you fucking retards is smart enoug to make a fucking dime so you attempt to trade on the advice of another dumb fuck. Grow some balls you pussies and learn how to make some real money.
Frankly, I’m shocked this one ^^^ mustered the postive “G-force” in his walnut-shell brain to sum the small numbers for the spam protection.
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You know Fly, you bitch about traffic being down 40% when you are gone, but I’m wondering how much of that loss is dumbfuck anonymous asshats like Mr. Impromper Contractions ovah heah?
I mean, can we look at some metrics? Do the tractor pull click throughs plummet as well?
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Traffic is down 40% because Scum Bucket Bitchez got banned again, er, bitchez.
What for?
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You are repeatedly banned for being an idiot and posting crap. I recall back in June you made a prediction Devil dog like.
You said something like the market was going to drop the following day but if it didn’t it would fall on October 15th or some such date.
That’s the sort of shit that deserves a lifetime ban.
You talking to Scum, me or the top guy?
These embeds get confusing sometimes…
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j’s butthurtz(tm) because I called him an idiot like four months ago. Now he stalks me because he is infatuated with my body and wants to have sex with me.
Sorry Jake, not you of course, Scum bucket.
Scum, seriously I can’t even recall you ever calling me that and if you did I would have laughed.
Yes, Scum I am infatuated with an idiot that says “we should crash tomorrow and if we don’t we’ll crash on October 15.
Is there any way we could pay you not to pass your genes to the next generation?
Oh, believe me. I took a world of shit on my JPM and GS picks late last year. But, I’m up 130% and 97% on those. They were mine and mine alone.
LOL
There’s actually a few of us out there who are consistantly profitable on our own. Of course that requires some time and effort….maybe even skill.
pcu-pcx-hit me in my eyeball for listening to a bear.
knuck, knuck, knuck
whooooppppeee!
Pretty sure that’s Shemp, or Larry…
Curly was the bald fat guy.
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… just started perusing this site and a number of the blogs herein … given the plethora of questionable (read: self interested parties of the first or second parts on the buy or sell side plying their trade and talking their book), i find the rants and banter emanating from this site very entertaining and useful stress release from the daily go-rounds, ups and downs, of the incessant print of the passing ticker parades …
… comments:
1. learning to take a position, based on specific ideas, analysing why you made or lost money, testing, retesting and cycling through the noise … ie. learning how to make or lose money well … regardless of where the ideas come from, regardless of your wherewithal, style, bias, vision or lack thereof …
2. the fear driven liquidation during the delevering, deflating, debt aversion sell-off during the abyss (mid- oct to early march), was a gift to stimulate assessing mispriced, undervalued, asset-laden stocks, legging in to force yourself into a position … the only way some equities or currencies would stop trading is if the world stopped trading … alway looking in a fit of fear or greed for the last trade in the world, up or down, was an omega point game … things are always in flux, things are always changing …
3. what may help some traders or investors (it’s just a difference of duration and timing), is analysis
of positions taken … why taken, when taken, targets, sizing, timing, switches, booking (paper or liquidation) of gains or losses … no one likes to discuss losses, dead money positions or switching … but that yields ideas for making better decisions to help sustain future gains … sometimes you have to leg in, take a short term paper loss to yield a future gain … you have to take a position … and maintain enough cash on hand to take a position when an opportunity presents itself … which forces trading … which is a good thing …
4 … “not waving but drowning” … stevie smith
To quote a local wit, “Listen more; talk less.”
Reading your comments is like listening to a retard explain the DaVinci Code.
We already got it, Stinkie.
ROFL.
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Anyone who tries to explain the DaVinci code is by default a retard for having bought a book written by Dan Brown.
Fuck the DaVinci Code.
Amherst ’84, God save us.
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BWL … thanks for that … and i thought you measured blogotype by the pound … my mistake … better to listen to background noise left over from the big bang … tip: Galileo could help you move beyond flat earth … you may need to recalibrate your apparent ROFL wit, if DaVinci is the only media implant that pops out of your head …
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meh…
I Get Mine – http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dr2MFjMv-Ys
Breaking news
http://www.theonion.com/content/video/u_s_government_stages_fake_coup?utm_source=a-section
May I suggest the BlogFather employ the use of parables, so only worthy cognoscenti will be able to decipher his mysterious ways of genius, and employ hard earned lessons learned from the master, to line their pockets full of banked coin.
Welcome back God. How many Turkey Legs did you eat?
After this trip to NASCARVILLE….tell me How Fat Is America? Is NTRI back on the table?
zero legs for me
HenryFool – DVAX with $50 million in cash and a market cap of $72 million (prior to the AH move). This dog’s got legs.
Verbal Haze is the name of my new Billion Dollar hedge fund.
See you at Saratoga….
My Mom is there right now.
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Fly,
A question unrelated to the markets. When the new site launched, you mentioned that your IT guy was trying to address some issues iBC encounters with corporate filters. When I access iBC from work the “Current PPT Stats” box in the top right corner is blocked and flagged as “Sexual Content.” Not sure why that is.
Any chance of this being corrected? Just wondering. Thanks.
no idea why. I suspect your IT guy is a bearshitter.
I cannot believe I am making this post this early in the cycle… but I guess this is another sign of the times — namely, land banking as another form of hard money asset — “EAT AT JOES?”
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