Uncle Fucker and his clan of rich robots, gave the bears 0’s and 1’s today, until their heads fell off. In cartoonish fashion, CNBC donkey punched stories of “recovery,” all fucking day, which in turn created a state of panic amidst misdirected bearshitters.
The aristocracy on Wall Street, headlined by the likes of great men, such as JOE TERRANOVA, BILL MILLER and LAWRENCE KUDLOW, were probably busy shining the shoes of Goldman’s robots, all day long—without the luxuries of lunch or bathroom breaks. Thanks to the control freaks at Goldman, the market is making people “rich as fuck” again. Seriously, if you missed out on this rally, due to your misguided agenda, stop managing money, immediately. If you are a financial blogger and missed this rally, shut it the fuck down now, coffin stuffer.
“The Fly” is all about being right, whether in a game of chess, watching gameshows or playing the stock market. He does not fuck around and does not like to waste time helping bath tub scrubbers make money. He blogs, frankly, because he can. That’s all, nothing more to say.
I sold some stocks today, raising my cash levels. And, I bought a block of 100k Alcatel-Lucent (ADR) [[ALU]] , in order to ride the coattails of STAR‘s pending earnings release. Aside from all of that, I intend to eat a fucking monstrous 2 1/2 inch thick cowboy cut rib eye this evening, heavily salted, lightly peppered.
If you enjoy the content at iBankCoin, please follow us on Twitter
le Fly est Dieu
Non, c’est le mouche.
_____
I heard some shorts sing that song today.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ByV2m8kdDA8&feature=channel_page
Vive La Mouche
nice wins!
Fuckin right.
Is this Chivas’s son?
_____
sir fly, you will soon rule the world!!!
Fly,
You need a graphic of chicks praying to the Goldman Sachs HFT Computer god.
Speaking of computers, don’t fuck with them.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uA4iPFsEW0I&feature=related
When FTK goes over 3.00, there will be no talking to The Fly any longer.
He will be in another Universe.
Bears hit be The Fly fucking swatter. May I suggest some faba beans and chianti with the rib eye.
In unrelated news: Mark Buehrle throws himself a perfect game, which is pretty fucking sweet.
I love you fucking haters.
Scurrying into the cracks and vanishing at the sight of white robes and sandals, only showing your snide little faces when you can catch a quick jab at someone’s ankles.
Nice win today, Fly.
Also note that CA knocked it to the moon today.
Much to the Duc’s ever more so tongue-biting chagrin.
______
…who is actually becoming a really creepy stalker now.
First thing tomorrow i buy some more stocks.
Starent Networks reports Q2 EPS 20c vs. consensus of 17c
Reports Q2 revenue $78.3M vs. consensus of $76.02M.
LOL, great name.
It’s a shame Sylvester McMonkey McBean didn’t have faith in his STAR-off machine.
_________
Bought 3K MSFT @ 23.38
“The Fly” is all about being right, whether in a game of chess, watching gameshows or playing the stock market.
I will hammah your arse (sic) in a game of Jeopardy!, Trebeck.
_______
Looks like the bears have broken through the cage that the bulls built for them
for tha after hours-ers…
Citigroup coming out now on Charles Schwab Corp (SCHW)
Lowering to 2M on Short-Term Headwinds
Lowering to Hold – We are reducing our rating on SCHW from Buy to Hold
Target to $18 from $22
and on AMZN:
Neutral First Take on Q2: In-Lineish Rev, Positive Margin Trends
Our First Pass Take Is Neutral – Revenue results were reasonable – tho market
was looking for upside in wake of eBay results. Flat Y/Y North America Media
growth is an issue. But gross and operating margin trends were clear positives.
Our bias is that Street numbers are likely to go up modestly on these results
Steaks SUCK. Try some filet of sole or flounder stuffed with crabmeat.
blasphemy
I have to go w. the aging hippie on this one.
Dover Sole rocks the house, Sylvester.
______
Yep
Dover sole is the best. That’s what our flounder is like here at around 10 bucks a kilo. 5 bucks a pound give or take.
That’s a good price, considering you have to fight the sharks for it.
____
Using my seemingly endless talents, I made a killer seared yellowfin tuna dish last night. The tuna was $22/lb at Wegman’s. THAT’s the filet mignon of fish.
Well how about being short into the close. New lows on rotue and bears maybe slaughter in market but after hours its all them. Predicting a massive sell off
Try Da English Lessons and post at 3:50 instead of 5:03 if you are so sure.
Notice my first time posting in a while. This is a call for prices to be below 900 SPX. and eventually low 800s. Can’t call new lows from this IT top but very well could be. I will call for 100 point SPX drop though
FAIL!
here is FLY bike
http://www.deccanchronicle.com/files/Rules–who-cares–230709.pjpeg
http://gawker.com/5320682/how-cnbc-dennis-kneale-begged-for-blogger-bile
If half the rumors about Dennis Kneale are true, the CNBC host has good reason to fear bloggers and curse them on air. So why is he telling people privately that he manufactured his feud with bloggers for buzz?
You mean the rumors of him fondling cats?
no, the rumors of him fondling a co-worker’s wife.
KILLCOPS SMOKE WEED BANK COIN
IBC 4 LYFE
Im getting an IBANKCOIN tattoo
High production values in my latest movie epic: Jake Takes DPeezy to Lunch!
(Thanks to DPeezy for stepping in for our smelly hippy actor who callled in sick with the bong gout.)
_______
Le FLY – you want to make some money buy AVM on the TSX…..
first of many to come
Interesting chart and commentary on how broadly based the Nasdaq rally really is. No you idiots I’m not saying the rally is based on a broad…..It’s broadly based. There is a difference. Get your mind out of the gutter………
http://www.ritholtz.com/blog/2009/07/not-many-stocks-powering-the-rally/
Applesauce bitch.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MZ70hbvaPdU
Maximum PBGC pension payout is $2025/month
This is a huge deal for former salaried retirees who put in 30 years and rely on pensions for income as a lot of old economy industrial companies fail. Underfunded pensions are another great Ponzi scheme.
http://online.wsj.com/article/SB124839011482077421.html#mod=rss_whats_news_us_business
For what it’s worth, Citi on a few things tonight:
Upping Price Targets on POT & MOS; Maintain Buy
“What Are the Stocks Telling Us? – Today POT & MOS reported two of the worst
quarters in memory and the stocks rallied 8% and 6%, respectively. This is a
classic sign of a cyclical bottom! The market had already factored in ~40% Y/Y
decline in potash applications and ~30% in phosphate. Essentially, investors are
conferring higher PE multiples on depressed fertilizer earnings. Conversely,
investors applied very low multiples a year ago to much higher earnings. Looking
at the LT, we believe it is better to buy these stocks when operating rates are close
to 40%, where they are today, rather than when rates are closer to 90%.”
MOS target to $62 from $50
POT target to $115 from $106
ETFC: “We are raising our rating from Sell to Hold and increasing our PT to $1.50”
AMZN: Reiterate Buy & keep $100 target.
Risks remain inherently high valuation, possible U.S. sales taxissues, and potential “Media Hole” in growth profile. But positives outweigh.
No way dood! I am not shutting down. I missed this rally, but I aint frickin crawling to the corner.