Still Going

Over the weekend I ate some of my “end of the world, OMG, the Earth is doomed rice.” I had company at the house; and much to my chagrin, we ran out of rice. Stored in my garage, in some dumbass plastic bin, I have enough rice to feed my entire island. You remember, back in the old days of 2008, when everyone was stockpiling food, like idiots? Yep, Le Fly was one of them, stockpiling food, water and ammo, as if dustbowls were sweeping through the country.

Fast forward a few short months later, I’m eating some hedonistic dessert, decorated with edible gold.

See folks of the internet, life is all about emotions. One second you’re ready to cut your neighbors eyeballs out for a quick meal, the next you’re sharing a 2 1/2 inch thick rib eye with him.

As for the markets:

It’s non-stop fun, as “Le Fly” smashes jelly donuts in the faces of those who bet against him. To be candid, I am enjoying numerous wins today, yet my mind is already on vacation. In about one week, I depart for Disney World, where I will laugh and laugh, frantically taking pictures of Mickey Mouse and his friends. So, as you could imagine, the stock market is the least of my concerns right now.

Nonetheless, if forced to buy a new stock today, I’d buy General Cable Corporation [[BGC]] or Switch & Data Facilities Company, Inc. [[SDXC]] .

Once again, we are in the midst of the biggest technology revolution since the gilded era of dot coms. And still, you sit there like a fucking paradiddle, shorting the market because a few banks are retarded? Geez, who taught you how to invest, Bill Miller?

Top picks: Corning Incorporated [[GLW]] , OmniVision Technologies, Inc. [[OVTI]] , TEKELEC [[TKLC]]