iBankCoin
18 years in Wall Street, left after finding out it was all horseshit. Founder/ Master and Commander: iBankCoin, finance news and commentary from the future.
Joined Nov 10, 2007
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Bears Taken to the WOODSHEDDER

You stupid fuckers need to understand something (pause); never bet against slow, grinding markets, on a “hot as fuck” Friday afternoon.

Closing out the week, “The Fly” sacked up large bags of cash, then proceeded to put them inside of his vaults. If you are interested in knowing what I am long; fuck off, I don’t have time for your requests.

While living the life of a champion, on occasion, the subject of “winship” is called into question. Let it be known, my winning ways go unparalleled north of the South Pole.

Off to drink myself stupid.

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42 comments

  1. Woodshedder

    Good day to you sir. Have a great weekend.

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  2. RaginCajun

    Ha, Iove that pic.

    Have a good weekend guys.

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  3. Free Trader

    haha…NICE!!! Especially the calls on GLW, UNG, and ERX. Bagged some nice coins on those!

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  4. The Satirist

    Well, I don’t think that it registered with Joe – Joe Biden……….but. Joe is a teetotaler……..and a bit of a piker.

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  5. UncleMurda

    Fly merc’d this market. Real talk.

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  6. jg

    fig dammit.

    and long live ibc.

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  7. the ignored

    poor sentient beings
    unaware of immediate ignorances…..
    Nice weekend coiners

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  8. DrBigBoss

    this blog is so god damn funny its just ridiculous. have a great weekend guys.

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  9. mrkcbill

    I don’t even think Greg Soloman [sic] could come close to you in the winship category.

    Oh shit now were going to get another Greg Soloman[sic] video.

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  10. J

    Fly talk = Cramer talk

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  11. T MOE

    This is setting up for a reply of last year. The summer crawled along. Then when the sheets were pulled all shit broke loose. History does repeat it self

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    • Pedro

      Ok, chief.

      Yah, last summer was EXACTLY like this summer. Sure.

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  12. mrkcbill

    RIP W.Cronkite

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  13. mrkcbill

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PlHD8iT6IRA

    Closers only

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    • JakeGint

      That is balls up.

      ___________

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    • Generational BOTTOM Picker
      Generational BOTTOM Picker

      It would be nice if they tested that summbitch down at the local Gun Show, and mowed down about 100 Gun Nuts in the process.

      Now THAT would be a video worth watching!

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  14. j

    Fly:

    Do you realize you get angrier with the leadership when you make money?

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  15. FastEddie

    Impressive work Fly! If you run out of vault space, you can replace the down in your pillows with shredded $100 bills. Have a great weekend. Cheers!

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    • TheArtist

      I made a bed once with unused discarded silicon breast implants that became banned…..I had thousands of them, I made a mattress completely of breast implants, I called my creation The Simmons BreastRest.

      as you were.

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      • j

        That borders on creepy, Artist.

        Hey but each to his own I guess..

        Lol

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        • wilmer

          The obvious question is: what were you doing with thousands of silicone breast implants?

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          • j

            Yea, great, great question.

            Artist?

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          • TheArtist

            It was a joke….get it “the simmons breast rest”

            play on the real bed “the simmons beauty rest”

            a joke comment on the “replace down with 100 dollar bills” joke….

            lightnen up….it was friday…

            LOL…

            as you were…

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  16. omfgitsjd

    Cronkite has passed in a time when the truth has become revolutionary.

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    • JakeGint

      Cronkite was the start of the problem, let’s leave it at that.

      I won’t speak ill of the dead, or I’d be far more harsh. Do some research on CBS News and Fidel Castro. The Viet Nam war was just gravy.

      __________

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      • j

        You won’t speak ill of the dead, but I will, Jake. He was a first rate prick who did his best to lower public morale in the Vietnam war. He dishonestly reported the Tet offensive as a loss to the US when in fact the NK and VC were trounced and may not have recovered. I hope there’s a special place set up in hell for the fucker.

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        • omfgitsjd

          j: Governments have been killing human beings all over recorded history. I’m sure even ancient egypt had their orators who would explain the process of human sacrifice to the populace and how vital it is to keep order. And that’s the way it is.

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  17. j

    OMF:

    He didn’t actually do what you’re suggesting. The prick lied and did what he could to undermine morale. In ancient times he would have been fed to the dogs after he he’d been drawn and quartered for what he did.

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  18. NOW HISTORY

    “And that’s the way it was”. Give Walt his due – he was one of the great propagandists of the 20th century. His job was to read a news scrip, but he helped write and skew the script in many subtle ways to fool the morons into the Left lane (in danger of oncoming traffic even). Here is what he should have said – “Folks, the POC, LBJ, will not win this war and winning is the purpose of war, so we might as well get out now and save lives and treasure”.

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  19. j

    Bullshit. the war could have been won if it was fought properly. In fact it could have been won easily. You don’t fight a war where to try to stop the enemy crossing the border and allow an insurgency in your own space to happen. That’s how lefty’s fight wars. You go to war to fucking win and if that means you blow up every single building belonging to the other side. You go to their capital and you hang the leader. You fight any other way and you lose. If you don’t want to fight that way then don’t fight the war.

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    • Generational BOTTOM Picker
      Generational BOTTOM Picker

      We did that in Iraq and STILL lost the fuckin’ war! 4300 American boys died for $146 a barrel oil.

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      • JakeGint

        Wishing for the defeat of the US military (American boys you’d like to spit on just like in the old days, right Gramps?) does not make it so.

        Go protest a car wash opening, patchoulli breathed geezer.

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  20. Needle dick the bug fucker
    Needle dick the bug fucker

    http://www.nfib.com/Portals/0/PDF/sbet/sbet200907.pdf

    small business economic trends.. Lots of charts.. updated to June 2009

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  21. ZenProfit

    This calls for an immediate Congressional investigation by Barney Frank, Bun-Lover Extraordinaire:

    http://www.marketwatch.com/story/kraft-faces-fallout-from-wienermobile-mishap

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  22. dave

    Anybody got a valid link for Erin Andrews video?

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  23. TheArtist

    It’s getting deep in here……..

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