Immediately following “The Fly’s” mental breakdown, declaring “We’re Doomed,” the market ripped higher to the sweet tune of triple digits. It’s important to watch what I do, not so much what I say, with regards to matters concerning money. According to the ancient laws of Jupiter’s stone, it is my right and duty to bank coin, at a profuse rate, despite not trying or even wanting to. It is my curse, my burden; it is my life.
Just yesterday, I was making preparations for the apocalypse, thinking the market was at the precipice of “shitting the shower,” yet here I am making you trollops look like headless shrimps, long stocks, in an egregious way.
The point: “The Fly” always wins, even when it seems some rogue version of the apocalypse is sure to suck him into a vortex, spitting out only his NY Mets cap.
With my money, I am emphatic about the prospects of OmniVision Technologies, Inc. [[OVTI]] , Corning Incorporated [[GLW]] , [[ERX]] , Arena Resources, Inc. [[ARD]] and yes Flotek Industries, Inc. [[FTK]] . Despite today’s melt up, I will likely bore many of you to death or worse, since I have no desire to change my portfolio or add new names. Plus anyway, with only 10% cash, there’s not much that I can do, barring going balls on the guillotine “all in”, while screaming “fuck the world.” As inviting as that sounds, I will likely roam around my office all day, slapping people with ham sandwiches.
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FLY is God!
FIG
If DRYS breaks above 6 look out. Major call buying this morning.
I finally understand what FIG means lol. I would read the posts and think FIG was a stock symbol.
fig
GIS (God is Santa Clause)
I can picture a young Fly doing something like this.
Specifically, “…jumped behind the wheel and drove off, rounding the block a few times. Each time, [The Fly] allegedly gave Occelin the finger.”
Santa Clause is Chivas
Master Fly, in case you forgot… You were waiting for a bounce to unload some of your longs and hedge.
Chivas is DevilDog. (CID)
There’s plenty The Fly can do with only 10% cash … Go on margin! to the tune of 300%, a la the DevilDogged One
The Fly is God. (TFIG)
(TGIF)Thank God it’s Fly!
DevilDog is Satan (DDIS)
Thanks a lot, Fly, for affecting my demeanor in such a way. I used to be a nice, respectable gent, who would comment politely, “I’m having a wonderful day to the upside”.
But not anymore.
Now instead, I find myself staring at my screen bug-eyed, whilst screaming, “Haha! I’m homo-hammering bearshitters in the fucking face, haha!”
Thanks a whole bunch for that.
Pete,
The term “FIG” is used by Godless bastards that will surely rot in hell. They will claim its a joke and all in good fun. It is not. It is offensive to God and anyone that TRULY believes in God.
Moses
It was right there in your charts! Only Fly’s had it right, all the other charts were pointing to doom. Logically, if Fly is God, then his charts are the Bible.
Moses
Go part water or something.
Kelkun
You are welcome.
Moses, relax. Go sit on a mountain and wait for Fly to send you a chart.
Moses, you know well the Gods of the earth were human.
Fly, want to come to the Met/Yankee game friday night? I have an extra ticket!
Thank God It’s Flyday!
If you have not signed up for the PPT yet I would highly advise you do so. I won’t say too much other than here are some of my winners today which we have been highlighting in the PPT for days now.
SONC +10.45%
AIB +10.00%
DRYS + 8.40%
FSYS + 7.11%
WPRT + 5.95%
RICK + 7.99%
And that is just today, many of them were bought significantly lower yesterday (WPRT, DRYS, AIB)
And to be fair here are the losers:
QID -4.3%
FAZ -5.15%
SRS -3.75%
Winners easily outpacing the hedges.
GaY (Gapping and Yapping) the $BDI is back below 4000.
Drewdog
I find little pleasure going to the games, since I root for the Mets to lose. Don’t get me wrong, I am a Met fan, but not in the traditional sense. I watch for the entertainment of it all, the epic nature of their losses.
At least make sure the ham sandwiches are open faced, so that the slappee enjoys a “moisturizing effect” thanks to the rich Hellman’s mayo.
Also:
GIS (God is Santa Clause)
You worship bad Tim Allen holiday movies?
This might explain the egregious Obama vote.
Though not excuse it of course.
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Brucie — is that crap where L. Ron Hubbard got all his great ideas, or vice versa?
I’m kind of surprised that Meier guy does okay in Europe, given the amount of schite the Scientologists take over there (esp. Germany).
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For some reason, I would suspect Santa Clause predates Tim Allen, if only by a few hundred years.
Deud, bro! Here’s my take:
FIG == Fly IS Gay
TGIF == The Gaylord IS Fly.
This meltup is annoying; people waiting in silent wonder for the Fed to speak, out of fear of some unpredicted decision on their part.
someone is in a good mood(playful n’ shit).
Fly, will you be selling your ERX positions today? Finally GLW having a small, but nice, melt-up.
It has been two days since your annoucement of a new IBC.com. Where is it? Looking forward to it.
Fly you watching Wimbeldon?
ELN…starting to move, heavy option activity..company is looking to partner/sell….imo.
Aristotle: It has been there for awhile and is on an up trend. Capacity has been stripped out tremendously too. DRYS has secured funding on massive capital raises and I believe they are currently priced on a sink or swim option number. I think they will float.
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The term “FIG” is used by Godless bastards that will surely rot in hell. They will claim its a joke and all in good fun. It is not. It is offensive to God and anyone that TRULY believes in God.
Moses, what the fuck is the problem with you dude. I got you to part waters and shit and now you’re getting really irritating.
“FIG”…? (Fly is God)
Well, yea, he is a sorta god. He’s god of stocks. Stop getting jealous and keep scratching at those tablets, you old busy body.
Cramer tells everyone to buy KR last night and it’s down the next morning in an up market. Mad skilz i tell’s ya.
man, Mon is a head turner… up a couple of bucks and down few.
For some reason, I would suspect Santa Clause predates Tim Allen, if only by a few hundred years.
Something of a “gentleman’s C” in spelling, were we?
Google this exact spelling: “The Santa Clause.”
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Fly, hope you tighten up your long stops or sell into this rally… look at the volume for a 1.5-2% rally, this sure looks pathetic… This rally is Mr. Market giving you bulltards hope and suck more money in… good luck…
Jake – no idea where Hubbard stole his shtick from.
Meier is the real deal, imo. btw, he’s from Switzerland, not Germany. And he is not big anywhere … way more enemies than friends.
$77.25 on MON is the approximate 61.8% long term fib off the $143+ highs, so breaking that would be significanto.
Looks like that’s also Douche-Cramer’s “head and shoulders” neckline.
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Cash-N-Guns – IMO? ELN has been publicly trying to sell itself/partner with someone for months. No breaking news there.
pandora.com is totally cool…..
Banks are cracking here.
At least the ones with credit card exposure- JPM,AXP, etc.
KRE (regional bank etf is unchanged).
Pandora.com is cool.
Agreed been a Pandora fan for years!! LOVE IT!!
ERX to hold or to sell this is question!!
Anyone done any models on what happens if North Korea makes good on their threats? Maybe we should start a portfolio list in the PPT.
Gold and oil now cracking.
FAZ time?
Fly – have you been to the new stadium? I am sure the Fly would enjoy a shake shack burger or an international beer from the beer garden, no? There has also been a lot of tail at the games recently!
It’s hard to see there being much of a downward movement thanks to a North Korean standoff, since they don’t exactly export anything or have any real trade agreements with the west. Perhaps just jitter induced dips to buy. Unless, of course, China gets involved.
There might be some defense contractors who stand to make a fortune from it, though.
Fly, just a few hours long rally so far with tepid volume has shifted your paradigm? Or was it the Woodshedder’s studies on the golden cross last night that put you in the buoyant mood? I understand we all have to be nimble. But how to differentiate between that and flakiness is the big question. Right now I am confused with your stance. Anyways, my 1.5 cents is that the sideways drudgery may continue because too many bloggers are bearish. So it would be rare if the market does decide to dive down.
(laughter) I got the reference Jake; just not where you pulled the “the” out of.
Meanwhile stuntmen at the GLW factories are driving 88 mph through haphazardly placed large glass sheets so they can pass the eventual demand costs onto FAZ daytraders requiring 12 lcd screens each.
StocksRider: Most people are actually thinking just like you are: Most people are bearish, therefore the market can’t go down which means I am bullish or neutral.
As a result, I am bearish.
Will Mark Sanford resign at his 2:00 press conference today?
puny..I didnt say ELN was “breaking news” dipshit..I like it here…why dont you short some right now in size.
No.
I think Mark Sanford will say the he was in Argentina visiting his gay lover, a gaucho and that they own a ranch together.