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18 years in Wall Street, left after finding out it was all horseshit. Founder/ Master and Commander: iBankCoin, finance news and commentary from the future.
Joined Nov 10, 2007
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Buy Stocks!

Stocks are really, really cool. I am buying stocks, based upon their coolness and will use the certificates to line the collar of my leather jacket. That’s how fucking cool they are.

Here’s what I see, so far:

Oil up+ dollar down+tech up+ banks up= Break the fuck out banana market.

Do not fight the tape. The market doesn’t care about your thoughts or emotions. So, quit getting all emotional about your trades. Be like Woodshedder. Be the robot.

With my money, I like GLW here, a lot. I shall buy some, take a few bites out of my sandwich, then buy some more.

We shall all be suckled by The Great Whore, as the market lavishes us with gifts from the Gods. My bowl of grapes is overflowing with gold and my diamond encrusted chalice is filled with sweet ambrosia.

Off to eat a mutton sandwhich.

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27 comments

  1. TrdaerCaddy

    FIGNewman.

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  2. Aristotle

    Fly is all-worldly!

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  3. 4fl3x

    Master Fly, MSFT or CSCO?

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  4. ATM

    Fly are you still holding SIFY?

    Thanks

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  5. DEVILDOG

    and lose money.

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  6. dog's balls

    No Devildog, you’re losing money with that Faz position you are holding onto.

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  7. asshole dip buyer
    asshole dip buyer

    My minions are out in full force today in the commodity space 🙂

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  8. LOL @ Devildog
    LOL @ Devildog

    Devildog how’s that FAZ position treating you. You have what, close to 100k shares 7 points in your ugly fucking face?

    Nice trade.

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  9. Juice

    Even Jimmy Bowtie Pasta Rogers will not short stocks.

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  10. The Contractor
    The Contractor

    As much as I agree with him is Jimmie’s appearance on CNBC marking a short term top in the reflation/inflation trade?

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  11. Largebill

    Whoever recommended UNG earlier, thanks. Nice bounce off the morning low.

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  12. MOOBS

    BOOM.

    That is all.

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  13. gimme some gas
    gimme some gas

    That was me. And I doubled my position. Looks like a very nice bottom on that puppy with huge volume. I am gonna hold it for a while.

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  14. alphadawgg

    I was with you up until the mutton samwitch.

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  15. oldmantrader

    thanks for SFE and CLRT – I can now afford my monthly meds

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  16. Milktrader

    Oil up : yup
    dollar down : after a rally failed, yup
    tech up : giving up the lead to small caps, but yup
    banks up : FAS (harumpf) is up, so I concede

    Break the fuck out (plastic) banana market.

    Don’t forget VIX is down over 3%

    And world peace is just around the corner.

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  17. trader z

    I can’t remember more bullish sentiment …maybe the tech bubble, but that’s it. Hat tip Fly for being so fucking bullish.

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  18. Big Mike

    I bought some WFC here…very tight stop loss if it breaks 200EMA…

    Banks rally will cause the next up leg for this “GENERATIONAL BULLMARKET”

    Giddy up!

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  19. Miracle Max

    “Sonny, true love is the greatest thing in the world. Except for a nice MLT: a mutton, lettuce and tomato sandwich, where the mutton is nice and lean and the tomato is ripe. They’re so perky, I love that.”

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  20. Big Mike

    The Fly has a trader servant…I have a economist servant team…

    According to them, they are forecasting a 300k JOB GAINS tomorrow…

    Mustard…SEEDS…

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  21. Big Mike

    I am sorry, that was a typo…I mean 3,000k JOB GAINS tomorrow

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  22. 4fl3x

    This is it right here, make or break. Which leads me to believe which ever move we make will be a head fake and reverse tomorrow.

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  23. Milan237

    @ ATM regarding SIFY
    I was wondering the same thing but just standing there since I bought it with twice being in the green too much spec money to be tied up in a dead stock … I am officially taking a shit on it and going against the PPT “group buy” taking my money elsewhere. “

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  24. dip buyer

    GU-shan Environmental Energy Ltd ain’t nuttin ta fuck wit

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  25. addicted to "end of the world theories"
    addicted to "end of the world theories"

    My therapist sends me here once a day as a part of my treatment.

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  26. possibly still range bound
    possibly still range bound

    don’t forget me guys, at least a glance now and then huh?

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  27. newbiewannamakemoney
    newbiewannamakemoney

    Fly,

    what about MSFT? Windows 7 is coming out soon. I work in IT and have my hands on the beta version early. I can see great improvements (selling points) in windows 7 compared to Vista.

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