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Get Ready For a Friday Squeeze

Yields going down + weak dollar +oil up + banks benign= Fuck You Bears, You’re Dead.

UPDATE: It’s coming down to the wire. As of now, it appears lifelong bearshitter, Josh1ngU, is about to receive a full ban of iBC, with all of its perks and amenities.

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46 comments

  1. kouchuu

    I wouldn’t bet on it. Oil’s teetering as we speak.

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  2. gappingandyapping
    gappingandyapping

    I am over here coining money in DRYS, I don’t know what to say its just ripping!

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  3. Anton Cigur

    Sorry, Granpa. I like Boca, to a great degree, BECAUSE she’s a girl.

    Just feel kinda sorry for MissG.

    _____________

    Sierra – “Narcissist?” I don’t see that. Jake’s actually working very hard here, and altruistically.

    Please re-post your thesis from 3 years ago in the PG.

    Readers might find it helpful.

    _____________

    Anybody else having trouble posting?

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  4. gappingandyapping
    gappingandyapping

    I sold short 400 UGA @ 32. Gasoline calms down or the market is fucked. Note I am long long long oil so a partial hedge up here on my gains.

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  5. isay

    Drys can’t be up 10% Fast Money doesn’t like it.

    Read about Bond Vigilantes up in arms on Drudge.

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  6. Joe

    UAW = United Autoindustry Wreckers

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  7. Big MIke

    Dont forget end of month as fund managers will sugar coat results.

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  8. Juice

    Can someone please markup ENTR going into month end?

    Thanks, in advance 😉

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  9. Joe's Man

    Could of sworn management might have some blame here…or maybe it was the Japanese for figuring out the market…hmmm

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  10. asshole dip buyer
    asshole dip buyer

    I am going to be a colossal asshole into the close today 🙂

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  11. Pete

    isay stop being a nub and watching Fast Money.

    That show sucks and does absolutely nothing for your portfolio or improving your trades.

    Stop watching CNBC during the day. If anything put on bloomberg.

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  12. Henry Fool

    Yes Indeed The Bears have an hour and 45 mins left to feel the pain. Ouch this is gonna hurt for their already sore asses!

    CROX idiots will be covering this @ 3.25 into the close

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  13. isay

    Pete, I am not watching cnbc during the day and I only tivo fast money so when I exercise, as a distraction. Macke lives!
    I never take their advice.
    You may be the nub.
    WTF happened to UNG.

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  14. Henry Fool

    IMGN taking 8

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  15. WhatIsJuice

    Poor little bear

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  16. asshole dip buyer
    asshole dip buyer

    My vote for hype of the year award goes to Mr. Mortgage. He outdid his own normal hype yesterday and THAT is the truth man!

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  17. WhatIsJuice

    Thank you for STAR

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  18. isay

    Henry, was that you who traded arst a while back?
    I missed it today, but it crossed my movers list on the way up.

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  19. Henry Fool

    I just saw a salmon Judo chop a Bear in the neck. It’s uglier than the Indices show.

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  20. artha

    aboard the good ship EGLE since yesterday.

    I’m seriously going to have to start evaluating my portfolio in other than dollar terms. I think I’m making money … but I’m not sure that’s true :0

    if I was fully invested and trading like I’m trading then I could outrun it.

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  21. 3B

    mr. mortgage needs a butt plug so the bond vigilantes don’t tear him a near one. waa! my pussy hurts! butthurtz(th) too!

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  22. Bill

    Just had to jinx CROX huh Henry.
    Cant fault you too much though
    as youve been on fire.

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  23. Mr. Cain Thaler
    Mr. Cain Thaler

    Dear lord, oil is tearing up and egregious amount. We just shot past the $66 point. Thank God I accepted losses on oil shorts.

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  24. 3B

    If oil keeps going up I might have to go turn the pumps back on. Whoopie!!

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  25. zoro

    fly, the short squeeze may happen but i do not count on a lot of continuation next week

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  26. CAP

    Fly says – “As of now, it appears lifelong bearshitter, Josh1ngU, is about to receive a full ban of iBC, with all of its perks and amenities.”

    If Josh1ngU wins and the market closes in the red, will you ban yourself from iBC, without all the perks and amenities?

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  27. Eric

    Wow Josh1ngU is hanging on by a thread. I am cheering for him, and so are you, because we all liked the movie RUDY.

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  28. isay

    Dollar shitting the bed… Is that the oil story?

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  29. Captain Anarchy
    Captain Anarchy

    Another bit of our regularly scheduled 3:30 fuckery perhaps? Things are quiet so far – Monday seems more likely. But I think the fly’s animal instincts are not to be taken lightly. He’s like one of those old mountain men who can always tell when rain is coming because their bunion acts up whenever it’s about to rain….

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  30. BIg Mike

    Wait a min…which market finishes up for the ban to be effective? DOW/NASDAQ/SP500?

    Clarify…

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  31. Anton Cigur

    – An Appeal for Mercy –

    Flyigula Caesar,

    I urge you to spare the life of the lowly fucktard, “Josh.”

    He is trying, with his tedious “charts” and many laboriously and mysteriously drawn “lines” to make sense out of this market and then translate his “findings” for your readers, all to the benefit and glory of the iBC.

    And he is doing so in a tongue that is as obviously foreign to him as the one in Paris Hilton’s mouth at any given moment.

    He rarely, if ever, attacks you or your readers out of anything more than flailing, failing attempts at self defense.

    He is, in short, the archetype of the iBC loyalist who has the most to gain here. And, once he’s tamed his protractor and the English language, he could be a valuable contributor.

    At the end of the day, I urge you to be a merciful Caesar and rule “thumbs up.” Or, perhaps, just take one thumb, Bedbug Eddie, “Pope of Greenwich Village”-style.

    Or not. I really don’t care. But banking coin today has put me in a beneficent, Dalai Lama-esque state of mind.

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  32. JakeGint

    Freaking Henry!

    IMGN!

    The guy is the Opposite of Josh — “The UnDentist.”

    ____________________

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  33. Some Dude

    In a perfect world…

    We end in the GREEN; Josh is banned for life and Henry Fool becomes a tabbed blogger.

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  34. Henry Fool

    Bill: just wait there’s an hour left

    Yes I traded ARST for some nice coin.

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  35. CAP

    Fly says – “As of now, it appears lifelong bearshitter, Josh1ngU, is about to receive a full ban of iBC, with all of its perks and amenities.”
    If Josh1ngU wins and the market closes in the red, will you ban yourself from iBC, without all the perks and amenities?

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  36. Yogi & Boo Boo
    Yogi & Boo Boo

    Rudy studied hard, never gave up and led by example. And this applies how?

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  37. DownTick

    Circuses *and* Bread, iBC really satisfies!

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  38. Henry Fool

    Back in the day you could call a close before 3:30 these days the last half hour can be wild.

    look out bears!

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  39. asshole dip buyer
    asshole dip buyer

    I am trying to put bids in on all the SP 500 stocks.

    Help a brother out, man.

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  40. JakeGint

    Flyigula Caesar,

    ROFLMAO!!!!

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  41. Fly's Flux capacitor
    Fly's Flux capacitor

    some guy named…… Fly said: “Fuck you bearshitters you’re dead”……what does he know anyway. ha!

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  42. TX Slave Trader
    TX Slave Trader

    Damn bro, you fuckin nailed the late day squeeze.

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  43. wild wild west
    wild wild west

    dead bears everywhere!!!!!!!!!!wow!!!!!fucking nutz

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  44. Richy

    Mark me down for the first “Fuck you bears – you’re dead” IBC official merchandise t-shirt 🙂

    Have a great weekend everyone.

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  45. Richy

    Mark me down for the first “Fuck you bears – you’re dead” IBC official merchandise t-shirt 🙂

    Have a great weekend everyone!

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  46. Bman

    I want my T-Shirt now!!! Where’s the PayPal link?

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