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18 years in Wall Street, left after finding out it was all horseshit. Founder/ Master and Commander: iBankCoin, finance news and commentary from the future.
Joined Nov 10, 2007
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Salt and Sand

I don’t feel like blogging today. I’d much rather sit here, chuckling at you stupid bastards, as if I was watching a Looney Tunes cartoon. Go ahead, leave a few comments on my “blog” explaining why FAZ is such a great fucking buy here. I guess you did not get the memo: FAZ ISN’T RELEVANT ANYMORE.

Fucking FAZtards.

DOWN AT THESE LEVELS, with great gumption and conviction, THE BANKS ARE GOOD SHORTS, you declare. You must admit, it’s funnier than a loose hand grenade inside a silly factory filled with insurance salesmen.

For those of you who choose to bet against “The Fly” shall get fistfuls of salt and sand thrown in your face.

The stock Gods have blessed my market position a winner. All attempts to derail Plutonium Petey may lead to instant blindness and severe cardiac arrest.

With my money, I want to buy the semi food chain starters, specifically KLIC, SPil, AMKR, ASX, CDNS and TER. And, I will add to loser positions FTK, SFE and ATHR.

NOTE: OVTI is the best iPhone 3 play, in my opinion—a must own.

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54 comments

  1. gappingandyapping
    gappingandyapping

    Aka silicon. Is what is lifting us higher today. The housing numbers are horrid. Bonds are blowing out causing refinancing to dry and loans are unattainable. Until this changes I don’t trust any rally. But I will gladly ride it like a Hawaii surfer while it lasts.

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  2. kidstock

    LDK igniting…

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  3. Big Mike

    I have to admit Senor Tropicana, there is a reason why you do this shit for a living. The one time I diverge from your thesis (was ready to be a man), this happens…

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VDdN_b6TjYo

    I sold all my shorts, and went long here: AMD, AMZN, VALE, LEN (small options contract)

    Will buy some energy firms tomorrow too, since oil is breaking $60 in no time. Any suggestions?

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  4. Cash-N-Guns

    BigMike…nice timing lad…your not an original thinker are ye mate…wow..just a tad late..

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  5. alphadawgg

    KCl and Si, aka potassium chloride and silicon, aka potash and silicon chips, no?

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  6. Cash-N-Guns

    idiot Obama gives kudos to UAW goat fucker Gettlefuckface-what a joke..where is a scud missile when u need one??

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  7. Big Mike

    Cash,

    You feeling suicidal by mocking me? Go ahead punk, make my day… I need the workout.

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  8. Cash-N-Guns

    Big Mike..whoooa sorry..i am scared.. late-tard..your late to the party..thats a fact..Hey go buy some oil here..no one thought of that yet…haaaaaaa….good luck..just saying…we could reverse here anytime..but what do i know..great day.

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  9. Steve

    Thank god, Fly is against this ETF, now I know I’ll make money with FAZ. Always bet against Fly if you want to make money!!!

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  10. Cash-N-Guns

    I am truly a douchebag. An angry little douchebag.

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  11. The_Real_Hmmm

    Dude, bro:

    You forgot, LAVA. Looks ready to spray and pray/prey, whichever you prefer.

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  12. mrkcbill

    Jed, has lawn furniture in his kitchen.

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  13. j

    Cash
    You left out the part which says, “I’m also a red-neck”. 🙂

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  14. Cash-N-Guns

    True, I am a redneck douchebag hick.
    Thanks for reminding me.
    Sometimes I forget things when I am drunk on moonshine.

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  15. gappingandyapping
    gappingandyapping

    You know I think the biggest myth perpetrated by Wall Street is the notion that Commercial Real estate is somehow in trouble. Thus far this has been and will continue to be one big lie.

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  16. DEVILDOG

    New low in July.

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  17. Bernie's accountant
    Bernie's accountant

    Tim Knight is such a prefect (sic) human being. Last weekend he had a chart up that conclusively showed the market was heading lower. 100% fact.

    http://slopeofhope.com/2009/05/15/broken_trend.htm

    The broken trend, he said.

    However this week, he’s quietly on the ball making money again. Tim never loses…Ever.

    When I grow up I wanna be just like Tim.

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  18. j

    Dogs;

    It’s no good telling us the month without the year.

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  19. Cash-N-Guns

    love the gay poster using my name in a self deprecating way..go play with your man boobs fuckface..

    redneck… J…thank you kind sir…hope everyone is making $$ today…

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  20. DEVILDOG

    gapping, I’m truly concerned by people like you. As the Depression continues to get worse, I think that people like you that are detached from reality and manipulated by our lying government will just end up committing suicide. So predictable.

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  21. gappingandyapping
    gappingandyapping

    DOG: The charts agree with me, I think they are telling you to go fuck a sardine no?

    By the way say GOOD FUCKING NIGHT to the auto industry:

    Surrounded by leading members of Congress, the industry and the auto workers union, Obama said: “The goal is to set one national standard.” The plan the administration revealed Tuesday would be aimed at saving billions of barrels of oil, although it also is expected to cost consumers an additional $1,300 per vehicle by 2016.

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  22. Jed

    mrkcbill is heartbroken that the rapper, “Dolla”, has been shot dead.

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  23. j

    I think that people like you that are detached from reality and manipulated by our lying government will just end up committing suicide.

    You wish.

    Dog’s it’s the other way round. If we don’t get that July Low I’m worried you could end up doing a Thelma and Louise in that Viper of yours. That’s a depression of sorts.

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  24. Cash-N-Guns

    My ex-wife loved my neighbors man boobs. She used to play with them while she rested her face on his chest after they went at it while I was at work distilling grain in the backyard.

    No wonder I’m such a bitter lonely little man

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  25. Obama is trying to make sure that the auto industry is dead. Taking America down, one industry at at a time.

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  26. Tim's Righthand Man
    Tim's Righthand Man

    Bernie’s acct. RE: broken trend:

    The broken trend was related to SPX not having a higher close that week then the week prior – something that had happened for 9 weeks straight as part of this 35+% rally. He was saying that with confirmation this week he foresaw the market heading downward. This is very basic analysis. As Bernie’s acct., I’m not surprised that it was over your head.

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  27. Goin'Fawr

    Re:”Henry Fool Says:

    Nova Gold Bitches!
    NG!”

    Nice to see someone’s happy! Henry Fool leading the way? Is it another of the juniors that are “popping like chestnuts”?

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  28. Bernie's accountant
    Bernie's accountant

    Tim’s left-nut licker says:

    He was saying that with confirmation this week he foresaw the market heading downward. This is very basic analysis.

    Yea and we rallied 225 points proving he was looking at the chart upside in error. Happens sometimes. But hey, he’s so cool and sweet and making money again. I wanna be just like him when I grow up and I guess so do you.

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  29. punyandy

    DEVILDOG –
    New low for your portfolio in July? Seems like you continue to get your ass kicked daily, so that would make sense.

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  30. ZenProfit

    For all of you Dolla Fans out there:

    Another American Dream Gunned Down

    “Dolla was in Los Angeles to continue work on his debut album, A Dolla & A Dream. Born Roderick Anthony Burton II in Chicago, the rapper’s family relocated to Atlanta from L.A. when he was five after his father’s suicide. First a member of the Elektra-signed Da Razkalz Kru, Dolla made his way up the Atlanta hip-hop scene and was eventually recruited by Diddy to be a model for his Sean John fashion line. Around the same time, Dolla hooked up with Akon, who signed Dolla to his Konvict Music Records in 2007, and Dolla recorded the hit “Who the Fuck Is That?” with T-Pain, which reached Number 82. His follow-up single “Feelin’ Myself” was featured on the Step Up soundtrack. “He had a very promising career,” Dolla’s publicist Sue Vannasing said yesterday. “He was being hyped as the next Tupac [Shakur]. He chose music to get off the streets.”

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  31. chivasontherocks
    chivasontherocks

    imo

    the 10 yr goes to 3.50%- 3.60%

    mortgage rates, 30 yr goes north of 5.00%

    gold trades down to 850 one more time.

    vix will make a quick trip to 50-55

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  32. Henry Fool

    Yes indeed NG!
    As of this minute I’m up 60% YTD!

    I’ve never had so much fun!

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  33. JakeGint

    Gaps, I wish I could give you ten thumbs up for that auto post. I heard that on the radio this morning, and I just thought to myself — they’re either incredibly stupid, or just plain do not give a shit what they destroy in the name of increased power.

    Just head shakingly unbelievable. Thanks again to all who voted for that tone deaf puppet.

    ________________

    Fly — looks like you may have to ban the Scum bucket again. Hijacking someone’s name is just about “the worst thing.”

    ___________

    Zen — sounds like a real loss to society. Who took him out, L.A. Sanitation?

    ____________

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  34. gappingandyapping
    gappingandyapping

    chivas: re: mortgage rates, 30 yr goes north of 5.00%

    They are very very close in my metro area (60606) right now. Just quoting them today and they are at 495. Have a friend how could not even get a loan without getting raked over the coals and he has a 790 score with ZERO debt.

    To me this is very very worrisome.

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  35. Maelstrom

    UTIW.. very nice looking chart to these eyes

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  36. The Fly

    Chivas and I are always on opposite sides. He may end up being right, but his timing is WOEFULLY awful.

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  37. mrkcbill

    I see nothing but cars for sale and empty space. New or old doesn’t matter. Credit is drying up…you think M. Whitney started her business and went brain dead.
    Fuck No…listen to the bitch… this borrow shit game is fucking over. Yes I’ll go to COSTCO and Wal-Mark but thats fucking it….fuck the Macy’s Mall and Disney collectible Bullshit. Watch gas boogie to $3 and people will fucking panic.
    What The Fuck is USA gonna do finance fucking cars! A $25,000 vehicle in every driveway. Forget about these graphs and ticks and chutes…your either 100% employed or 100% unemployed. Show me the fucking sales points for growth besides Sofa King Good ball knobbers.

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  38. wilmer

    chivas says–

    “the 10 yr goes to 3.50%- 3.60%

    mortgage rates, 30 yr goes north of 5.00%

    gold trades down to 850 one more time.

    vix will make a quick trip to 50-55”

    Did you just give us an excerpt of your nightly prayer last night? lol!

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  39. DEVILDOG

    j and puny, we’ll see who laughs last. You two are simple minded. I can’t lose against a pair of stupid morons. No competition here.

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  40. chivasontherocks
    chivasontherocks

    we’re not always on opposite sides. we were both bullish for all if not most of the run up from march.

    i hope my timing is woefully better this time.

    still up on my shorts, for now.

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  41. The TODD

    Typical Tim. He had my attention for about a month, but that’s only because my friend touted his analysis so highly.

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  42. j

    Dogs:

    How’s the FAZ “working out for ya”, you moron. You already lost.

    But hey, the only reason we’re making money and your not is because the government is dishonest, right? LOL.

    Keep averaging, as zero is that far away now.

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  43. Baron Wrathchild
    Baron Wrathchild

    FAZ will rip your face off. If his posted trades are real, then Atilla at Xtrends blew away $1 million+ in his account holding FAZ. Way to go.

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  44. chivasontherocks
    chivasontherocks

    anyone that prays for stock market gains, deserves to lose everything.

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  45. banker

    i am scared by DOG’s predictions, still remember him predicting new lows in Jan when market was rallying and all the stupid trend followers on this site were up on him. We all know he got his new lows.

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  46. gappingandyapping
    gappingandyapping

    anyone that prays for stock market gains, deserves to lose everything. — 🙂 LOL Hope is not a plan Stan.

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  47. Bernie's accountant
    Bernie's accountant

    Saw that baron. The kid (the Hun) was doing well and then he just put a gun to his head pulled the rigger and ended it all.

    Horrible way to go. I wonder who picked up up the bloody cadaver.

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  48. j

    wow

    Amcc is smoking a fat cuban.

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  49. mrkcbill

    banker, The Dog has his own day for Gods sakes. Not even Fly has his own day. Monday will forever be DDog Monday.

    Still waiting for j Tuesday?

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  50. punyandy

    FAZ went from $100 to $5 in the time DEVILDOG was hooting and hollering about all of his FAZ buys. The guy got decaptiated. Luckily, it is all on paper.

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  51. charlie

    Lady G started praying just before her account moved from destroyed to obliterated, after which she quit trading.

    If you find yourself praying for market success you are already in deep shit.

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  52. Thunderpup

    Vix is back at “everything is funkadelic” levels. A rally from here means a) the crisis is over, depression avoided or b) it’s government printing presses boosting it up for now (the Jeremy Grantham thesis).

    Bulls seem to think it’s a).

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  53. Maelstrom

    @ J Says..J you know we don t use hurtful words like moron any more the new era is in, please be respectful ..Also USG, RT ,USU, worth a look

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  54. gappingandyapping
    gappingandyapping

    Fly no appetite for FTK? This bitch needs to get moving, oil is zooming higher and FTK is eating dust mites.

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