iBankCoin
18 years in Wall Street, left after finding out it was all horseshit. Founder/ Master and Commander: iBankCoin, finance news and commentary from the future.
Joined Nov 10, 2007
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You Lose Again

I see what you are doing, over there in your bullshit pleather chair. You are trying to time the market again, aren’t you? With all of your so called splendor and pizazz, you are going to buy SRS or FAZ at the very lows of the day and sell it a great deal higher, while slipping all over your office like Jerry Lewis in a B movie. After all, the fucking banks are murderous treason operators, with horns in their pockets and fish in their briefcases.

All good news is to be ignored, indefinitely, until your pathetic 5 figure account is wiped out. You will look back on days like today and say “Gee, maybe I should have listened to that space alien magician from the internets.” Instead, your tweets are as helpful as flaming barrels of garbage, poolside in Bermuda.

With my money, I am buying up shares of ENTR. They make chips that go inside your set top box, enabling you to network all household boxes. In other words, if you record a movie downstairs, using their box, you can watch that movie upstairs or in any other box linked into their “MOCA” goodness. They have good analyst coverage and abundant cash ($30mill). Their customers include VZ, DirecTV, Time Warner and COX. Both Time Warner and COX are new customers, which should help contribute to a sharp revenue ramp in late ’09, early ’10.

In short, ENTR could triple from present values, providing they can keep BRCM off their ass.

In addition, I am waiting to buy more IR and GLW. And, with KLIC ripping here, thanks to Godly guidance, I am itching to buy AMKR or VRGY.

Bottom line: you think too much. Moreover, that is especially detrimental to your financial future since you are a fucking bumbling idiot.

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31 comments

  1. kidstock

    FIG

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  2. charlie

    FYI, it doesn’t seem like the dropdown menu for ‘The Peanut Gallery’ works as it should

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  3. Big Mike

    Buy Amazon…BUY ON THE DIPS!

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  4. Juice

    Did you know that space alien magicians can live over a thousand years?

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  5. Generational Bottom Predictor
    Generational Bottom Predictor

    It doesn’t make any difference what items a company makes, how these items are selling, or
    even what business they are in.

    It used to 15 years ago. But no more.

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  6. TheArtist

    what is everyones fascination with FTK anyway?

    Henry Fool, are you jumping back in XOMA anytime soon?
    you think it can get back to 1.00 and go higher? It seems to have a large contract spread with big companies, Schering Plough one of them.
    just wondering.

    juice, that’s funny.

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  7. Cuervos Laugh

    In other words, if you record a movie downstairs, using their box, you can watch that movie upstairs or in any other box linked into their “MOCA” goodness.

    That’s fine until the MPAA comes along and asks for their tribute to allow the company to stay in business.

    Thank God we don’t have DMCA here and are allowed to innovate.

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  8. The Fly

    Cuervo

    That is simply not going to happen.

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  9. charlie

    CL – where do you live?

    And what happened to phil from brazil?

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  10. Yogi & Boo Boo
    Yogi & Boo Boo

    Phil went back to Brazil to work for the central bank if I remember correctly.

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  11. Cash-N-Guns

    bot the Fly anti favorites at close today..SRS and FAZ..STEM is frustrating…sold AHD solid profit.

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  12. Henry Fool

    KOPN is my semi BTFO play

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  13. Henry Fool

    KOPN is a NanoSemiconductor Company.

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  14. Steve_The_Neighbor
    Steve_The_Neighbor

    http://online.wsj.com/article/SB124268209889631903.html

    Fly promised me the gold-plated outdoor Jacuzzi when he downsizes.

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  15. wyatt

    Excuse me, but volume still sucks.

    Just saying…..

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  16. so i herd you liek mudkips
    so i herd you liek mudkips

    shorting GLD, if market moves slightly lower tomorrow i’ll be shorting FXI as well.

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  17. DEVILDOG

    New low in July. S&P 150 in 2011.

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  18. Cash-N-Guns

    Dog…what month in 2011..so i can load up on ammo 6 months earlier..?

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  19. Big Mike

    Honestly, I could care less if market goes to 150 or 1500…I just want to bank coin.

    Im a very humble guy as you can see…

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  20. Cash-N-Guns

    Big Mike…little turd…keep buying after an 8 week rally..it should take u out well before 2011.

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  21. gappingandyapping
    gappingandyapping

    FUCK YOU YOU’RE DEAD GM!

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  22. ADI

    just killed earnings, no?

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  23. zoro

    HPQ is dumped

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  24. Mushroomz

    GM is not dead yet.

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  25. FLY GUY

    not the kind of close a bull would want to see…

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  26. zoro

    end of uptrend? HPQ killed the rally

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  27. biscuit floater
    biscuit floater

    You will look back on days like today and say “Gee, maybe I should have listened to that space alien magician from the internets.” Instead, your tweets are as helpful as flaming barrels of garbage, poolside in Bermuda.

    Another Fly classic…lol

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  28. Capt Kirk

    Fly, The analyst coverage for ENTR…any specific analyst you like?

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  29. The Fly

    Pac Crest, CSuisse

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  30. Popyes Chicken valet dude
    Popyes Chicken valet dude

    I would like to directly address the village douchebag and his repetitious prediction. Mr devildog, there will be no new lows in July. You surely have grand conviction in this prognostication based on the cycles of your dishwasher or whatever, considering you repeat it daily. In that connection, I would propose if sub 666 is not seen in Julio that you relinquish your, no doubt highly coveted, one day a week opportunity to make a public display of your belligerent, unbridled unenlightenment. Whadya say dingaling?

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  31. Sullen

    WTF, a plug for a company I know something about. Credit Suisse underwrote the IPO. I was there for several years… They grind up engineers and managers, a hardcore culture. Amazingly enough the stuff works and Broadcom just talks crap. I’ve been waiting for signs of silicon implementing MoCA 1.1 from them for years but nothing. I’m really proud of my PQoS work there: I haven’t heard the latest but that work put several patents in the pipe. As for insider info my peon level of importance gets nil but I’m positively encouraged by the scope pullback (two layoffs in last 8 months or so, strategically made).

    Please pardon the public self pleasuring, I’m still a trader piker (albeit one searching gigabytes of technical/fundamental data with a Linux generic algorithm cluster; being a software quant is a shorter jump for me than going discretionary) so it’s nice to, for a moment, claim a little cred. Trade well all.

    Make my stock go up. Please.

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