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Assholes: The Party is Over

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Go fuck yourselves.

None of you other bloggers can hold a candle to me. Your grammar is weak and your swagger is lame. If given the chance, I’d have a jelly doughnut punched into your mustache. You spend all day, fixing up your bullshit charts, while combing through a thesaurus, all for nothing. No one visits your bullshit blog, mainly because you are irrelevant and bring nothing to the table.

Sure, you’re a great guy. Your fucking neighbors say “hi”, whenever you go for a walk. I got news for you buddy: you’re an asshole with small knuckles and a big mouth.

I view life as one big explosion waiting to happen. When I die, it’s Nagasaki for me, regardless of how many beta blockers I guzzle down, trying to live forever.

Top pick: short you.

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93 comments

  1. TraderCaddy

    Testing.

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  2. Goldie

    The party has been over!! The question is who is going to clean up all this vomit because it is really starting to stink..

    Russia default with a cherry on top..

    http://www.reuters.com/article/hotStocksNews/idUSTRE51809F20090210

    Euro falls vs yen, dollar on Russia debt report

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  3. Woodshedder

    Did he just say, “Our immediate job is to get everyone out of the funnel.”

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  4. Donny

    “I’d have a jelly doughnut punched into your mustache.”

    LMAO!

    “I got news for you buddy: you’re an asshole with small knuckles and a big mouth.”

    LMFAO!

    “Top pick: short you.”

    OMG! ROTFLMAO!

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  5. ok, now what?

    DD, I think I just saw you on CNBC.

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  6. dumbdownCNBC-no clue
    dumbdownCNBC-no clue

    these people have no clue… the CNBC panel that is

    http://www.cnbc.com/id/15840232?video=1027496846

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  7. TraderCaddy

    Good to see that Fly went out and got those high blood pressure meds (beta blocker) that he didn’t want several months (or was it years) ago.

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  8. shazbot

    I, for one, welcome our robot overlords.

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  9. The Fly

    I don’t take any beta blockers.

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  10. blues

    Obama, you are a dumb MF piece of shit! What an fucking idiot! OMG, I DON’T BELIEVE OUR PRESIDENT IS THAT STUPID! He think what got us into this mess is banking over leverage and not that our citizen went out on a crazy spending spreed! FUCK! Are you OUT OF FUCKING MIND?! Yes, banking over leverage is one big problem (and who is the fucker, paulson I believe, our fucking treasury secretary (former), asked for that, didn’t he?) But the true problem is that American OVERDOSED ON CREDIT!!! Everybody was spending like there’s no tomorrow! Everyone borrow till they throw up and and shit money coming out of their ASS!!! FUCK! OBAMA I DON’T BELIEVE YOU SAID WHAT YOU SAID ON NATIONAL TV, FUCKING IDIOT!

    AND YOU ARE SUPPOSE TO FIX OUR PROBLEM WITH THAT SHIT THINKING IN YOUR HEAD?!

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  11. The Fly

    Blues:

    I agree with you. But you should shut the fuck up anyway.

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  12. pizza hut delivered the bailout
    pizza hut delivered the bailout

    lol @ that news conference

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  13. dave

    When Obama hands you lemons….

    fuck the lemons
    throw them at Wall Street
    make Obamanade

    We are so fucked come noon tomorrow.

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  14. Obama says, “catstrophe that we might not be able to recover from”. He is trying to scare ya into allowing the demorats to pass around Santa’s bag with all the goodies inside. No bailout for Callyfornicatia – downgrade everybody’s credit! Put it in reverse – cut government spending by 10% – is that asking too much? Obama doesn’t seem to be reducing his standard of living – in fact, it just got a big boost, no?

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  15. observer

    could be worse – we could have our prev prez now as the new prez

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  16. Fly Leech

    blues,
    You’re right, of course, but his method is to be like a psychologist and tell everyone that it is not their fault that they are a fuck up. He wants to be the big daddy.

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  17. Baron Wrathchild

    I thought this guy was supposed to be a great speaker? Watching him form a sentence is painful.

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  18. mr chinason

    we iz fooked.

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  19. omfgitsjd

    OK. So what is the point of fly’s tyraid in reference to the bear market rally?

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  20. go2mars

    There’s going to be a really pissed-off younger generation soon. Social security will NEVER be fully paid. Even if a bunch of old duffers with FUPA’s vote in someone who promises everything. It can’t be given.

    So there will be a bunch of embittered people whining about how they paid into the system forever, and bunch of young folks whining about how they can’t afford a decent living based on what they make as a school janitor.

    I heard a quote that went something like this:

    “My generation stands on the shoulders of giants (the boomers). Now the giants will try to stand on our shoulders.”

    This stimulus is the latest in the ongoing saga of having the next generation pay for prior foolishness and extravagance.

    End of transmission from Mars.

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  21. Pete

    Blues,

    Please go fuck yourself and shut the fuck up.

    Go praise Palin and look out for the ruskies across the Bering Sea.

    I bet you voted for that dumb woman. I cant believe that dumbass dropout kid who banged her dauther got to shake the potential presidents hand.

    Jeez, I banged the governers underage daughter and shes pregnant! I get to shake our next presidents hand!

    Obama is the best person to lead our great nation. If you cant handle that then gtfo and go live somewhere else.

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  22. goatmug

    Obama is the perfect president for the millions of lemmings in our country. They hear him spew this and believe every word.

    I love his answer around 1:50 in the segment where “more people will be out of work and tax revenues will decline so we’ll need more unemployment checks and health care….”

    Am I the only one that says that you don’t increase gov’t costs for FREAKING HEALTH CARE when you can’t pay for the old coggers that currently use the system and you’re telling me that revenues will decline more!!! SO THE ANSWER IS ADD MORE HEALTHCARE LIABILITIES!!!!

    WHAT AN A-HOLE.

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  23. e

    Fly reader at National Review?

    http://corner.nationalreview.com/post/?q=ZGUyMDYzZTUyOGExYTQ3NmJjZGI3OWJlODQ4M2IzZTI=

    Odd, no?

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  24. ryandbutter

    for all of you musicians commenting on this godly site (boomer… I know you’re one of them) I wanted to let you know about my new fifth tier blog:

    ryangruss dot com

    I’m posting drums loops daily and providing links to multitracked, logic 8 files. have at it!

    fly, I blogrolled you as well… but I’ll go ahead and fuck that can of corn anyway.

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  25. MOOBER

    hey ryan. i’ll check it out.

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  26. MOOBER

    Was anyone other than me long GE into today?

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  27. Woodshedder

    I like where Obama says, “Creating or saving 4 million jobs.”

    So…it might not CREATE ANY jobs.

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  28. MOOBER

    at least he didn’t say “up to” 4M…

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  29. Goin'Fawr

    And the spread between the TSX and DOW gets wider and wider….

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  30. alphadawgg

    Clueless. Our president is clueless. Who are the fockers who voted for this guy?

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  31. Aris

    either the world becomes one, huge debt party, or we are fucked.

    the geithner nonsense tomorrow should be a hoot.

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  32. Goin'Fawr

    At least you’re not in Hungary! Old but returning

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  33. Flux Capacitor

    go2mars: Going to be a pissed off younger generation? We’re here, brother – cynical, pissed off, and armed to the teeth.

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  34. Golden Bear

    The party is over…

    Indeud

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  35. wyatt

    “Who are the fockers who voted for this guy?”

    96% of the black community and white people who felt guilty that a black man has never been president.

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  36. Braveflaps

    Moober,

    I confess: I am still long GE. Pretty sure I’ll be unloading soon, as I bought it for long term yield (at 10%) and it looks more and more like they will have to cut in the next quarter… I held PFE for the same reason but bailed at $17 before the WYE shenanigans. Been recycling short and put profits into long term high yielders, except that my 30 year plan on that front seems to have been reduced to about 30 hours…

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  37. GonzoTrader

    When you make 40k a year and can get a loan for a 450k house there is something fucked up with that…. if they are stupid enough to lend it to me then why the fuck not take it?
    Some where Karl Marrx is laughing his fucking ass off.

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  38. The Contractor

    He’s right. We don’t make shit anymore. All we do is consume. Unfortunately he’s too brainwashed and stupid to realize that shifting the consumption from the tapped out individual onto the U.S. Govt. balance sheet is only going to end up being the last gasp of the U.S.A.

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  39. Flyswatter

    Seye-Kotic

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  40. Paradigm Shift

    Moober – I went long GE Friday & blew it all out today. I considered it a gift.

    A 3 day hold is now a long term trade

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  41. arnoldsimage

    dude… you are just straight up whacked and fucked up in the head. look in the fucking mirror and ask yourself… what is my contribution. fucking faggot ass.

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  42. MOOBER

    I had 4k going into today, and sold all of it. 15% and it wasnt even a 3x etf!

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  43. DPeezy

    @Goin’Fawr:
    Not sure what you’re trying to accomplish with a 2.5 year old video clip. How would you feel if your government ADMITTED that everything they’ve done for the last 1.5 years has been a complete and utter lie (while insulting the country and its people with rather flowery language)?

    To say that people were outraged would be an understatement – mass protests ensued, some of it violent.

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  44. The Parrot

    Obama is forecasting an irreversible recession if Congress fails to pass his “economic recovery package.” But Obama’s “stimulus package” will do far more damage to our economy than doing nothing.

    It will quickly drive our nation deeper into recession.

    In his speech he blames the “greedy” banks. But the blame for our economic woes rest squarely on the shoulders of the true culprits: gutless politicians, greedy lobbyists, and The Federal Reserve System. It was The Fed, not the free market, that allowed ambitious bureaucrats and politicians to pull the strings of our financial sector, manipulate the value of money, and plunge our economy into crisis.

    It was the government and the media that created the myth that this crisis is so complicated that people shouldn’t question the government’s response but leave it up to the “experts.”

    However, no amount of government regulation or even a “brilliant” politician can fix a broken system—a new system is the best solution. A New World Order.

    The politicians and the media refuse to talk about the role of the Federal Reserve in this crisis, but it’s at the heart of the problem. The media has created the myth that we need a “new New Deal” to get out of this crisis.

    The truth is, capitalism isn’t the culprit—the government is.

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  45. ottnott

    That’s the last time I let Jake take care of my parrot while I’m on vacation.

    Enjoy the official transcript of Obama’s press event:

    Monday, February 09, 2009
    Obama Press Conference – February 9, 2009
    *****************************
    Press Conference
    President Barack Obama
    Monday, February 9, 2009
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    Obama: Hi – Today I was in one of the shittiest economic places in America – in fact local tv interrupt stories about Michael Phelps to tell viewers that their lives really really suck

    Audience: ooooh

    Obama: if you are still an ignorant fucktard, I suggest you pull your head out of your ass

    Now I plan to create 4 million jobs if only the Ayn Randians would kindly get the fuck out of the way

    Audience: yeahhh

    Obama: we will give $2500 for college $1,000 to working people, and a dollar for everyone to get the tv they used o get for free

    Audience: okayyy

    Obama: we’re going to invest in roads, bridges, and community theatre – dams, levees, turbines, and goose-resistant planes

    Audience: ahhhhh

    Obama: and police, firefighters, and increased steriod surveillance for our professional athletes

    The Chamber of Commerce and the AFL_CIO Agree: I’m actually black

    Audience: wow

    Obama: there are no earmarks, pet projects, or money for cats or dogs

    Cats: grrrrrrrr

    Obama: hey dudes I inherited Bush’s crappy economy – and now I Barack Obama and here to fulfill my role of destiny and be America’s Magic Negro and rescue you sad sad white people

    AP: Bam you said that America will fail – why do hate America?

    Obama: i was talking the language of science – granted, not a real one, economics – but nevertheless i was telling the truth

    AP: isn’t that highly irresponsible when you run a fake Empire

    Obama: hey baby this is the worst the Epic Depression

    AP: you mean Great Depression

    Obama: no i was talking about the Fall of the Roman Empire

    Obama: look some people have this philosphy from Ayn Rand who think FDR was wrong to implement the New Deal and also giving women and darkies the right to vote

    Beck: say amen

    Obama: genius white people gave me a trillion dollar debt – so if you didn’t want this mutt in charge you should’t have made me your dictator

    Beck: say wha?

    Obama: read the fine print doofus

    Obama: i sick of motherfuckin snakes on motherfucking planes!!!

    AP: to what are you fucking referring?

    Obama: fuckin executives on fucking private jets!!

    AP: but but the Republicans

    Obama: Failed! Epically!

    Reuters: Iran – nuke or carpet bomb?

    Obama: they’re so bellicose – it’s very distasteful to someone like me who prefers subtler methods like Jedi mind tricks

    Reuters: this isn’t the question i was looking for

    Obama: sorry about that – anyway I will sit across the table and tell Ahmedinejad very very frankly – nukes are unacceptable and ‘dood, Members Only is way out of fasion’

    BipartisanChip: What went wrong with your failed Presidency?

    Obama: it’s the fault of the Atwater-Gingrich-Rove Republicans; dood I did everything I could to reach out to those lunatics and maybe someday they will stop acting like little babies and when that day comes my door will be open – until then I am the daddy and they are little kids and now it’s time for Dad to go to work

    Audience: oooo

    Obama: there’s a set of folks who want to negotiate by saying hey my offer is this nothing – well I’m black not italian and i think we should do something and for the non-dishonest Senators i’d like to have that conversation

    Reporter: but the pork!

    Obama: ha ha ha yeah coming from the party of waste fraud and abuse and big spending and debts I want to laugh at them, cry and then tell them to fuck off

    Obama: I hear Republicans say why would you weatherize a building when you throw that money out of an airplane in a foreign country

    Reporter: right

    Obama: it’s like they take pride in being ignorant!

    Audience: heh

    Obama: or take efficiency in health care – doctors can’t write or use computers – or take schools at Harvard one schools is from the 1700s it’s terrible!

    Reporter: ooh that’s true

    C-Todd: Sir isn’t spending what ruined this economy and isn’t it better for people to be noble and poor?

    Obama: Toddster I do believe that goatee has sucked the brains outta your haid!

    Todd: mooooan

    Obama: i know what happened crazy banks lent money to ever whackjob biped with a name and the ability to sign – well the motherfucking party is over

    Todd: [ removes party hat ]

    Obama: i didn’t come in here ginned up to spend $800 billion on wave pools I had hoped to blow it on the awesomest party ever

    Americans: fuck yeah

    Obama: calm down — now in the future my Presidency will be all about being responsible

    Americans: [ put away party favors ]

    Reporter: tell us the bad news Bam

    Bam: The bad news? The bad news??!! Teh bad news is that George Bush was President for 8 years

    Reporter: oh

    Bam: we barely averted the disaster that was his term in office and now I am in charge and that means no more free rides for obscenely wealthy well-connected idiots from the scum on top of gene pool!

    Idiots: aw shit

    apper: Sir we are in freefall – how can we as journalists report when your Presidency has officially failed?

    Obama: Snake I will create 4 million jobs, then i will restore the credit markets, the restore the housing values, after that i will grow the economy – then finally i will reverse the spin of the earth and bring terry schiavo back to life

    Tapped: [ takes notes furiously ] ‘spin of earth = fail’

    Stupid Ed Henry: will your fulfill pledge to pull all troops out of Afghanistan?

    Obama: no i said i would increase troops there and pull them out of Iraq

    Ed: oh did you I was in the bathroom in 2008

    Obama: it’s very sobering to sign all those letters for killed soldiers

    Bush: that’s why i got lickered up Bammy

    [ throws shoe at tv, misses ]

    shit

    Obama: hey remember how wonderful 9/11 was and we remember it like it was the best fucking day ever well it turns it wasn’t so great

    American: [ sighs gushes over 9/11 memory ]

    Cooper: will require banks to stop using free money on champagne baths and sprinking diamonds on their cereal?

    Obama: all i want is for them to use the money to stop eating poor people alive

    Garrett: Joe Biden said your Presidency will probably fail – is he right?

    Obama: oh joe joe joe – you do realize I hired to just bumbling enough to make me look good don’t you?

    Garrett: really?

    Obama: plus he’s funniest gentile i know

    Fletcher: Did you know A-Rod was on the Juice?

    Obama: It’s too bad because it shows you can be a good looking biracial successful young man and still fuck up

    Thomas: Bam Harry Truman once told me i hope one day a black man has access to bomb

    Obama: it was always my dream too

    Thomas: Pakistan

    Obama: it’s not acceptable to have whackos living in mountainous caves with impunity – hell with DirectTV they get more NFL games than we do!

    Thomas: oh noe

    Obama: I will work with Vlad to lean on the Pakistanis – cause they are waaaay crazeee

    Huffington Post: Truth and Reconciliation Commision on prosecuting Stupid and Dr. Evil?

    Obama: i have this crazy idea about following the law and keeping us safe – now is Mr. Potter broke the law he should be prosecuted just like George Bailey was

    Potter: dagnabit

    Liasson: will you fail on getting votes from Goppers from now on?

    Obama: Mara like i said – all that needs to happen is for the Republican party to sit down, shut the fuck up, and pull their heads out of their goddam asses

    GOP: gorp!

    Obama: by the way Mara if I had brought the GOP in any earlier they would have been there when my Kenyan father had made sweet love to my white momma

    Mara: oh my

    Obama: oh did i mention these closeted fuckers have no credibility on anything at all???

    Mara: oh poo

    Obama: i’m sorry but these assholes piss me off

    Obama: now this is what these fuckers do on everything – economics, global warming, flat earth, they just pretend that there is debate and trot out non-experts and it’s all fucking bullshit

    Mara: but but

    Obama: no look I am the eternal optimist that someday the GOP will stop being obstructionist dicks but that’s just the kind of happy go lucky motherfucker I am

    Good night – i said ‘good night fuckers!’

    http://www.moonshinepatriot.blogspot.com/

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  46. j-daddy

    Sounds like a kinda smart guy who’s just smart enough to start to realize as he’s explaining something that someone else had been telling him that what he’s explaining does not make all that much sense and might even have glaring problems of logic and so he’s going to have to be very careful how he explains it and not accidentally come out and admit that it’s all a big mistake all the while trying to fit it into one sentence that hasn’t already been written for him in flowery language and beamed into a teleprompter so he can sound articulate and totally smart.

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  47. Goin'Fawr

    DPeezy,
    You’re right, it is an old clip. I was trying to hint that something along those lines could happen again there (Hungary), but for different reasons this time around. And by ‘at least you’re not in Hungary’ I mean: the US hasn’t had to turn to the IMF for help…not yet anyway.
    (Actually, I just like the background score on that vid!)

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  48. Sara Palin

    ottnot—

    That was funny. Did that really happen?

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  49. Goin'Fawr

    @Dpeezy,
    I didn’t even answer your question! Appy polly logies!
    ANS: I would be right pissed too! But not as pissed as if my Government pretended not to believe in ‘lefty socialist policies’ like Universal Health Care, unless of course the banks needed a trillion dollar (and counting) bandaid. Heh, and if you think the US polyarchy has been ‘stroking’ its populace rather than ‘insulting it with flowery phrases’, you might want to start at Nixon’s great idea of 1971 and follow it right up to present day. Hocus Pocus!

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  50. ottnott

    Yep, Ms. P., just as sure as I named my new son Rheebok.

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  51. joe

    ottnot says.

    how but ottnott says no more.
    Especially when its so SHtjupid and soooo long. My finger is numb from having to scroll down for two hours…

    Sleep tight ya’ll as you will need your strength over the next few trding sessions. The longs are going to wish a well hung gorilla is raping rather than the rape they will get from the market. But you know what, God loves you and she brings this upon you out of sheer love for you.

    You know what’s really funny: All these cocksucker fascists, that call themselves republicans, think that obama is stupid! In light of 8 years of disgrace by their complete and utter IDOTIC pres. Come-the-fuck-ON, get an iota of brain and preserve a tiny shred of dignity that you might have left by dying or at least dissapearing somwhere for a long time before you shit through your mouth again!

    Love ya

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  52. j

    Blues:

    He may be wrong, but fucken A, at least he can string a couple of sentences together and sound convincing even if it is shitty economics.

    Imagine the cringe if Bush had to answer that question.

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  53. T MOE

    j

    Does the Aussie have more room to weaken against the US dollar?

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  54. wiglebot

    “I view life as one big explosion waiting to happen”

    Life is one big explosion happening. And what I see it as, is irrelevant.

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  55. Shamu

    Listen to the dolphins. The end is near!

    http://www.breitbart.tv/?p=276293

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  56. j

    Hi Moe

    Look the bottom could be as low as 40 cents if things get moving, but it doesn’t seem to be time yet. The Aussie moved up last week because the Chinese PMI looked a little better, the US negativity for the moment cooled off and metal prices made a little bit of a come back. There’s also stories of Chinese buying heavily to partially fund the $15 billion buy in of Rio.

    So it’s hard to suggest to you to sell here. I haven’t touched it for a week.

    If you see things deteriorating in the asset markets then start to sell aussie, but trade it and don’t hold on to a position.

    I really don’t see why people don’t trade it more as it’s a great lagger to the asset markets. The aussie seems to move after there’s been a move in stocks etc so there time get on board.

    I was long Euro instead of the Aussie. In retrospect I should have bought the Aussie.

    In short. Wait and let the asset markets tell you what to do.

    get an hourly chart and stick an 20 hour 1.7% range to the middle and trade off that. Seems to work well.

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  57. Jesse James

    blues,
    you should check your spelling before calling the president an idiot. Otherwise it looks like you are the dumb MF piece of shit.

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  58. Juice

    Mr Balls calls this recession – “more extreme and more serious than that of the 1930s”.

    Wow, what a pair 😮

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  59. Juice

    roubini & taleb on cnbc, interviewed by bobbleheads

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  60. j

    Balls obviously thinks it’s a 100 depression event because he’s going to lose his seat.

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  61. Juice

    J – wtf is up with the torching of your homeland!? Hell on earth!

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  62. Juice

    and btw … I’ll be buying the dip over the next day & two .. we ain’t done going up, scaredy kats …. meow! 😀

    stick that in your ssf factor DEVILDUNG 😉

    DDAWG – I’d wait till April to get 300% short … oh, you’re already 300% short? …. oops 😮

    word 8)

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  63. Juice

    Obama needs an intervention. He’s losing the plot. 🙁

    Reinstate McCain/Palin ! 😀

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  64. j

    They reckon most of the fires were deliberately lit, Juice. But that seems to be fine as you get out of jail for violent crimes here after 5 years.

    it was 121 F that day, high hot winds and a 7 year drought. Must have been hell on earth.

    Of course the Greens won’t allow people to burn out old growth forests in the winter.

    absolutely tragic. I could smell a bit of it from my home in the city.

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  65. j

    Terrific idea leverage shit for shit this time in the Fed’s books.

    Geithner will also expand a joint Treasury-Fed program currently aimed at stimulating consumer and small business loans by allowing use of mortgage-backed securities and private label mortgage securities as collateral, sources said.

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  66. Juice

    J – what part of Oz you from?

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  67. j

    Melbourne, State is Victoria

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  68. Juice

    Waaay down south! How late does it stay light at night in summer down there?

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  69. j

    Laterally it’s about as south in the same way as Washington DC is north of the equator I read somewhere. So summer nights are 8.30 ish with day light saving.

    The weather is pretty mild in winter. Rarely gets below zero and by the afternoon the temp has spiked up to about 55.]

    Where are you, on the west coast?

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  70. Juice

    Click on my name.

    I would have thought you were more on par with Nova Scotia or Iceland.

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  71. j

    oh got it.

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  72. JakeGint

    Obama is the best person to lead our great nation. If you cant handle that then gtfo and go live somewhere else.

    That’s what you come away with after listening to that painful ramble through the clueless patch?

    Summary judgment rendered:

    Posting priviliges suspended due to low IQ.

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  73. JakeGint

    Was anyone other than me long GE into today?

    Me and you, and a dog named Moob.

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  74. JakeGint

    He’s right. We don’t make shit anymore. All we do is consume. Unfortunately he’s too brainwashed and stupid to realize that shifting the consumption from the tapped out individual onto the U.S. Govt. balance sheet is only going to end up being the last gasp of the U.S.A.

    He’s wrong, but you’re right.

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  75. Bernie Madoff

    This is an Obomanation!

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  76. Atlas Vicious

    Jake, can you tell me why you like EGO vs other golds?

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  77. sniper6

    most of the coal stocks I watch were catching a bit of a bid pre market, exception being ACI which was lagging a bit, I bought some for a morning trade.

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  78. JakeGint

    Now I plan to create 4 million jobs if only the Ayn Randians would kindly get the fuck out of the way

    …In the fashion of Keynes, by taking the same investment cash (in debt and tax appropriation) that would have created 20 million jobs and directing it inefficiently through the power of my frontal lobes and your friendly neighborhood Big Bro.

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  79. oh nos!

    obama just hired Samuel Motha fukin jackson to be our new secretary of negrotiating…

    I’m motha fuckin samuel motha fuckin jackson…
    akmadinishit: what?
    Sam: Say what again… SAY WHAT AGAIN I DARE YOU motha FUCKA!!!
    third world country: we might get nukes and we might use them..
    Samuel: fuck that you ignorant motha fucka… we already GOT nukes and we are gonna use them if you so much as look at us funny.. and we already did use them… TWICE motha fucka!!
    Don’t believe me? contact Wang Chin or Chin Wang or any other motha fuckinbody that grew up in Hiroshima… You know why they’re all called wang chin? Them motha fuckas got 2 chins and 5 WANGS because of those bombs…
    third world country: ohhh babay… that means we can have sex with 5 out of 7 of our wives at the same time… well it’s on Samuel Jackson… Prepare to be looked at funny.
    Samuel: Fuck you, you want to talk about 7 wives… that ain’t shit, I’ll fuck each and every one of them once and they’ll never want to go back to you again. Our nukes are bigger than yours, are guns are bigger han yours, and are penises are bigger than yours you little dick bastard motha fucka!
    third world: he’s right.. we conceed, you win.
    The END!!!

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  80. JakeGint

    You know what’s really funny: All these cocksucker fascists, that call themselves republicans, think that obama is stupid! In light of 8 years of disgrace by their complete and utter IDOTIC pres. Come-the-fuck-ON, get an iota of brain and preserve a tiny shred of dignity that you might have left by dying or at least dissapearing somwhere for a long time before you shit through your mouth again!

    Another candidate for the IQ screen. We need this even more than a DevilDog Killfile.

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  81. Jungle Gym

    Jim Letourneau

    09:06:10 AM

    No positions in stocks mentioned.

    Iron Ore’s Appeal
    Iron ore stocks are turning the corner based on news from BHP Billiton (BHP) that China’s iron ore stockpiles are depleted. This is pushing spot prices higher. More importantly, the big 3 iron ore producers Companhia Vale do Rio Doce (RIO), BHP, and Rio Tinto (RTP) are in annual contract negotiations with Asian customers.

    They will probably agree to a 30% reduction from last year, according to the median estimate of 12 analysts surveyed by Bloomberg News. Better than expected iron ore prices would be a bullish economic signal.

    Watch Iron Ore Royalty Income Fund (TSX:LIF.UN).

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  82. JakeGint

    Atlas,

    I like EGO here because I think the smaller miners have some catching up to do with both gold and the larger brethren. According to my own study and that of the PPT, EGO is among the best fundamentally, and their chart is very tasty here.

    May very well take off today, as well.

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  83. big bird

    The fact is, it doesn’t matter, the presidents are all big puppets of the federal reserve…
    lets create 4 million jobs… how? a police state… whoopdee doo ya’ll will be saying “no you can’t” to the elite…

    what, you think when they said “we” they were talking about you?
    BWAHAHAH

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  84. JakeGint

    Imagine the cringe if Bush had to answer that question.

    Somehow I’m not comforted by the more clueless, if occassionally articulate, alternative.

    At least Bush got through Harvard Business School and had a rudimentary grasp of how the economy works.

    Judging from that ramble, the One needs a tutor, like yesterday.

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  85. j

    Jake;

    Dude, don’t get me wrong. The economics was woeful. In fact I had to go to the toilet and wretch out. But at least there were a few coherent sentences out together.

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  86. j

    Jungle

    is there a website with iron ore spot prices?

    I can’t find one.

    The chinese are doing a real number with Rio.

    They make the market look like there’s all the iron ore in the world and then they go to RIo and wanna increase their holding at a huge discount to where it was.

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  87. sniper6

    added CX @ $8.95

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  88. TheArtist

    Fly….wake up, the day has begun!!!!!!!!!!!!!! take a beta unblocker and announce the “Asshat of the Month” winner of January….

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  89. JakeGint

    EGOmaniacs, fix bayonets!

    (up @0.24)

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  90. Pete

    test

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  91. mdawsz

    loook out above.

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  92. The Fly

    new post

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  93. Rex

    J, here is a good Ore site:

    http://steelguru.com/

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