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  1. kidstock

    The Fly is God

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  2. zephler

    fly, can you imagine what Fidelity’s books are like? Now that would be scary!

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  3. blow up

    Capitulation? Hold worthless stocks over the week end?

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  4. FASisF*cked

    you FAS holders are f*cked

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  5. Stocks Are For Asshats
    Stocks Are For Asshats

    GOOG beats; GE hits and reaffirms dividend; earlier IBM was good; NTRS absolutely crushed numbers.

    Yet the futes are getting pounded?

    Is this global selloff today due to Roubini pissing on China’s official numbers and declaring they are in recession?

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  6. political-fuckery
    political-fuckery

    What about fidelity?

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  7. The Fly

    GE holding a 9.5% divi is as responsible as Thain’s choice in lamp shades.

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  8. A. Hitler

    Thain should choose a fine, cell-aged Madoff for his shades

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  9. Lady Guenevere

    Lady Guenevere Says:
    Thoughts about tomorrow: The process of healing is long and arduous. Fears arise creating mental crisis. Stop any anxiety, so that you can have clarity and persevere.
    .
    January 22nd, 2009 at 9:03 pm
    **********************

    Its very important to not allow the mind to go into crisis mode, fear is the mind-killer.

    no jumping out of windows or faking your own death!

    this too shall pass…..

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  10. Goldie

    STFU Lady G. Get in the funnel

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  11. Sir Douchebag

    Not to be a dick — but weren’t you like 40% LONG a few days ago?

    most of your readers were significantly more bearish than you — probably all of them.

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  12. DUG, How high are we going to ride this???????????

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  13. Back and Fill

    Its amazing that the 10 year tsy yield continues to rise with futures down 200. Where is this money going?

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  14. Keyser Soze

    Gold

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  15. TheArtist

    Jim “baggins” Goldman definitely gets my vote for Asshat of the Month, for Jan.

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  16. Roark

    Currencies…

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  17. hmmmmmm

    Fly- today I fully expect you to book gains on your shorts, average down longs, call THE bottom, then harpoon bank CEOs and Lord of the Flies them on Wall Street in a very ominous alpha male gorilla manner.

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  18. Ass Napkin Mike

    Buy EEV and step away from your computer…

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  19. mdawsz

    Bilbo Baggins for Treasury Secretary.

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  20. kidstock

    Costanza time – buy ’em up assholes!

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  21. j

    gold is as strong as two oxes. I think there may serious be capital flight into gold(ilocks)

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  22. j

    Kidstock

    I actually agree with you. I’m not that bearish on the Us market, more so the others, not US so much. I’m buying some index here on e minis with a good stop.

    I get the feeling the shorts are really pushing hard today because of what happened in other markets, but I’m not sure it’s going to be the same in the US. Why is it a big concern to the US if Asia and Europe fall. They should as they fucked.

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  23. kidstock

    Selling is pussified IMO which could lead to a bear trap.

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  24. j

    Listen up bears, if you can’t do better than this, you’d all better run for cover.

    If freaking gold is $880 the US market ain’t going to tank.

    Tell u what is going to tank and that’s the Aussie Dollar after the shit that came of China, it’s the next UK.

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  25. go2mars

    LadyG “Fear is the mind-killer.”

    A classic quote from the Bene Gesserit litany against fear. In full form:

    I must not fear.
    Fear is the mind-killer.
    Fear is the little-death that brings total obliteration.
    I will face my fear.
    I will permit it to pass over me and through me.
    And when it has gone past I will turn the inner eye to see its path.
    Where the fear has gone there will be nothing.
    Only I will remain.

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  26. T MOE

    Nice to see that COF shit the bed. T MOE wins again

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  27. TheArtist

    Lady G, has was that truffle oil vinaigrette?

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  28. TraderCaddy

    Thanks SMH,ITB. Done for the AM.
    Goodnight.

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  29. CAP

    J – its only 20 mins into the trading session. I sense a -500 day today.

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  30. 1option

    CAP lets hope so- the sooner we start this the sooner we come out of it, I’m tired and growing gray hair from the volatility at 25 years young.

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  31. 1option

    CAP lets hope so- the sooner we start this the sooner we come out of it, I’m tired and growing gray hair from the volatility at 25 years young.

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  32. TraderCaddy

    Back to look to short some GLD. Waiting for setup and confirmation of same. SLV tells me it goes down.

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  33. CAP

    Note small caps and naz outperforming. Financials have made a solid recovery. This could be bullish for the market if it holds.

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  34. kidstock

    J –

    Thoughts on AAUK? I have traded that one with success on the long side.

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  35. Jaques Parizeu

    how high will FAZ go……..any predictions??????

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  36. Braveflaps

    Covered COF, FXB puts up 63%, CRE printing money everywhere.

    I cannot freaking count this high.

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  37. j

    Cap

    You know dude, I’m sitting 12,000 miles away and I can smell blood. This is going to fuck a lot of people because they don’t get what’s going on.

    The rest of the world fell because it’s basically fucked and they realized just how fucked they are in the past few days.

    China- Fucked until the get the spending binge going.
    Australia fucked because of china.
    Japan fucked because they’re too useless to understand what the fuck is going on and they’re thinking again of raising sales tax and the last time those morons did that they fucked everything up.

    Europe Fucked because the CBs are asshats almost like the Japanese and they have a stupid fucking frog at the helm.

    UK is broke.

    The only place that doesn’t rely on these places is the US. So why do Americans need to worry about those idiots.

    So if the shorts are short for those reasons look out.

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  38. j

    Dunno kid. I just buy straight paper bullion and roll the shit.

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  39. Lady Guenevere

    “go2mars Says:
    LadyG “Fear is the mind-killer.”
    A classic quote from the Bene Gesserit litany against fear”
    *******************

    Exactly go2mars thanks for putting up the entire statement about fear.

    When I was ‘sensing’ the market yesterday for ‘ today’ its very hard to put into words the wave of emotion you are feeling….I felt a great deal of initial fear, almost panic or a feeling of crisis. But riding along this wave was the feeling that if we will remain calm, not panic, keep a clear mind, this ‘mind fear’ will pass and we will be able to act and master the situation.
    *****************
    Yes Artist it was- I had a nice dinner last night-exactly what I said I would eat. Its a little cafe across from where I live- not a stuffy place all kinds of people eat there.

    .

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  40. j

    LG

    What the fuck is that stuff, is that astrology, seriously?

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  41. Braveflaps

    J,

    Agree re: China – and yet FXP was just green.

    O now says he is hopeful the stim pack will be through Congress by mid-Feb.

    I guess it will be delivered by mule train.

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  42. j

    LG

    You realize there are hardened criminals s this site possibly trading from their cells. Some a hit men while others are petty thieves and sex offenders. There’s no fear here, only avaricious greed and short term thinking.

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  43. Lady Guenevere

    j

    Astrology?????? sorry j no

    The quote about fear came from the great books by Frank Herbert. I read all of them many years ago and they made a few movies about them…the most famous being ‘DUNE’.

    What I do is called ‘sensing’ or using your intuition – we can all do that. Of course I never liked the idea of becoming a Bene Gesserit….I cant stand the idea of being bald…but I do love the idea of forcing men’s mouths to completely Shut up, and then manipulating their minds to do my bidding….that is oh so ….COOL!

    .

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  44. TraderCaddy

    CAP- you are right. Russell 2000 going up while large cap ticks down.
    Still watching GLD for good daytrdae short. SLV tells me it will go down.

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  45. Solid Platinum Crapper
    Solid Platinum Crapper

    this market is toast

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  46. sniper6

    j, don’t be judgemental. The cell looks okay when you install a fancy antique French potty chair

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  47. Aristotle

    Sir Douchebag, you are… well, a douchebag, the Fly wins even when he appears to be losing!

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  48. T MOE

    j-
    Yes j – the rest of the world is fucked, and just like The Great depression there will be a global flight to quality, which is a flight to the dollar. It is happening already and as long as ther is a flight to the dollar the collapse of interest rates will continue irrespective of the design of the government. The global fight to the dollar will spark protectionism since the politicians will be confused. They will fuck us all

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  49. Henry Fool

    I’m a Bull. And I’m far from dead.

    A Dead Head maybe but far from dead.

    latest trade was buy NG yesterday around 1.75. Told you fuckers you could make a quick 15%. Fly said “Gold is dead money” and some shit about always being right. I can’t argue about always being right cause he is. If by always being right means “makes money” on a consistent basis.

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  50. jingle

    adding FAZ 69.10 and .12

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  51. gappingandyapping

    Careful here, some things are flipping up.

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  52. Donny

    FAS about to go positive, and that’s why I set my stop at 7 instead of Tuesday’s low of 7.50!

    Next Week = $16

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  53. j

    Moe

    For the moment the US looks ok. Everyone was rattled in the earlier part of the week because of the UK’s RBS. But with the ring fence around the two problem banks and possibly the new Admin buying some of the shitty paper the US banking system looks OK relatively speaking of course.

    The Fucking Japanese.. Don’t even start me on those morons. The Fin minister came out today all angrified that the Yen is so strong. Did they intervene to and monetize their problem by not sterilizing. OF course not.

    The US actually is starting to look like it’s in the box seat for now.

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  54. Gollum

    Hobittsess are very tricksy around earnings, aren’t they precious, yesss, (gollum) We’ll show those nasty Goldman Hobbtisess precious! (gollum).

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  55. TraderCaddy

    PAAS is the short of the day if GLD heads south.

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  56. Woodshedder

    Seems to me we’re going up on declining volume. Look out below.

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  57. xtramatrix

    Puts are “My Precious”.Ride the fucking wave dudes!

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  58. Fly, Where is the funnel/drain???????

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  59. T MOE

    Fly
    I know you are an omniscient being so please tell me What the fuck is up with the oil names? SLB comes out, misses estimates gives shitty guidance, says they are cutting jobs and the stock takes off along with some other fucking oil services names. XOM is a fucking beast that just won’t break, trading in the 79 to 76 range is really pissing me off. They report next Friday. What can we expect these fucking bastard oil stocks to do?

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  60. JF

    Here comes a retest of the lows

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  61. mdawsz

    SPY Puts: Feb 90’s for $9

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  62. mdawsz

    TC, consider an FCX short too!

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  63. T MOE

    mdawsz-

    Thats a nice fat prem.
    I also like some of the out of the money puts, like the Feb 80’s. There is some nice volume in those today.

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  64. hmmmmmm

    Just stay away from XOM unless you are in it for the divi and terrorism. Trading it is like having a hooker maybe steal your wallet, either way you’re fucked.

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  65. TheArtist

    GERN is on fire…………up 48% right now.

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  66. hero

    look at all these people just chomping at the bit for one little Fly nugget…. these are responses to an empty post 2 hours ago… wow

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  67. go2mars

    XOM is the exception. They plan long term. They don’t layoff during these times. They have the cash flow and money in the bank to buy assets cheap. They take advantage of low price environments by hiring engineers that get turfed from other places and come cheap. I don’t work for them, but anyone who invests longer term realizes that they are a fantastic place to sink some coin. Just like NDM (TSE) and NUS (TSE) are the future of mining.

    I like DUG as an aggregate, because I think oil prices are in for a 5 month collapse (with little rallies in there). But to short Exxon directly is different than shorting their fearful competition (who underinvest during low price environments).

    Exxon’s policy has always been to give the finger to the market and do whatever they want.

    LadyG- Do you recognize this one?

    “It is by will alone I set my mind in motion. It is by the juice of sapho that thoughts acquire speed, the lips acquire stains, the stains become a warning. It is by will alone I set my mind in motion.”

    Mars.

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  68. TraderCaddy

    mdawsz- The problem I have always had with FCX is that it tends to follow the general market trend up and down as opposed to physical metals prices at any given time.
    Today I see SLV blowing chunks while GLD goes up. Should resolve itself soon. (one way or the other).

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  69. when the fly says “developing” does that translate into “now sleeping, get back to you later”

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  70. punyandy

    fuck yeah, bulls. not dead.

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  71. JakeGint

    Rediners continue to lead this clown show. If you’re going to get long, this is a low risk way to go: CLO, TSO, HOC, WNR and HES.

    _____

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  72. jjjsix6

    Fly,

    What is a good price to buy into DUG?

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  73. Henry Fool

    Final purchase long FAS @ 8.28
    I’m 100% Long

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  74. jjjsix6 Says:

    Fly,

    What is a good price to buy into DUG?
    ___________

    .01 would be the best……..

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  75. The TODD

    Relax guys. Fly just called it wrong. No point in trying to rub it in.

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  76. Baron Harkonnen

    Fuck everyone on this thread

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  77. Juice

    fwiw … I like how Obama brought up John Thains spending of tax payer money on egregious toilets

    and I like how he admits the economy is shit on a spindle

    compared to his predecessor, his candor is refreshing

    imo

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  78. dave

    STEM not bad either.

    As sure as Marilyn Manson shoots heroin into his eyeball, this market is going lower over the next couple of weeks.

    New jobless claims haven’t begun to peak. Even when employment picks back up 2010, most people will be making less money.

    Obama’s job creation scenario in any significance is at least a year down the road.

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  79. j

    Man, i hope for our sakes, the market goes down as fly will be vicious towards anyone that puts a foot wrong today.

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  80. DGP

    All you doubters … take that

    yeah, I’m talkin to you, DZZ !

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  81. Devil Bog

    Wasn’t DDog was uber long DZZ from $27?
    What a piece of shit.

    Who knew?

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  82. j

    fwiw … I like how Obama brought up John Thains spending of tax payer money on egregious toilets

    and I like how he admits the economy is shit on a spindle

    compared to his predecessor, his candor is refreshing

    Juice, are you fucking kidding or what?

    You know he’s using the same designer that Thain used for his toilet, right?

    It’s the same homo decorator from california he’s using to decorate the the white house.

    This is why i fucking despise fucking lefties. There’s one rule for them and another for everyone else. If the chosen one was SINCERE about his fucking concerns about public money during a recession the hypocritical piece of shit wouldn’t be using any fucking designer for his personal living quarters as dick features shouldn’t be spending any money. However because he’s a leftie he can’t see the hypocrisy in what he said. So pound for pound you can say what you like about Bush but he was no hypocrite from the 3rd day in office.

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  83. The Fly

    new post.

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  84. Donny

    Juice … great point. I don’t like the left, but it’s nice to see some gawd damn frank talk coming from the White House. Unlike the monkey man, who looked like a deer in the headlights half his presidency.

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  85. j

    Don

    Read what i said be about the O’man before you spout off.

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  86. Dick Morris

    What say you to my article yesterday?

    …”In the name of stabilizing the banking system, Obama will nationalize it. Using Troubled Asset Relief Program funds to write generous checks to needy financial institutions, his administration will demand preferred stock in exchange. Preferred stock gets dividends before common stockholders do. With the massive debt these companies will owe to the government, they will only be able to afford dividends for preferred stockholders — the government, not private investors. So who will buy common stock? And the government will demand that its bills be paid before any profits that might materialize are reinvested in the financial institution, so how will the value of the stocks ever grow? Devoid of private investors, these institutions will fall ever more under government control.”

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  87. Paul Atreides

    It is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion.
    It is by the juice of Monster that thoughts acquire speed.
    The hands acquire shakes, the shakes become a warning.
    It is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion.

    (Hey, Baron, go fuck a… hmm… look, there’s gotta be *something* on this planet you haven’t fucked, right?)

    /slept in through the opening, nothing to do today but fool around and wait for S&P 805 or 830 to break. Thanks to everyone for keeping me sane today.

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  88. TraderCaddy

    Huge breakout in gold stocks. Sure gald I didn’t follow through on my PAAS short.
    But if market crashes so will gold stocks (as we recall).

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