Can Hate Make You Money?

Of course it can. But, hating Jim Cramer, for his lying ways, can lose you money too.

For example: if you have the dishonorable privilege of reading realmoney.com, you might want to take a fucking howitzer and unload shells on the TSCM HQ, then go short stocks—just because Cramer likes them.

Forget about Cramer. Tune out the noise and listen very quietly. Listen to the rattling chains of zombie stocks, attempting to break loose; then grab hold of them.

Personally, I’ve been trapped inside an idiot box, for the better half of 3 weeks, waiting for some sort of decline. Much to my chagrin, downside trades don’t work, when the markets gap higher 26 fucking percent in a few short weeks.

At any rate, the current trend is up. But, at the same time, the underlying fundies are “gasoline gay.”

With that in mind, cut yourself a clean slate. Get long some cheap names, like AKAM, VCLK, NITE, or even some C. However, be sure to keep some shorts on the sheets and ample amounts of cash.

In this environment, I suggest having no less than 25% in cash.

Back to hate.

I hate all sorts of things, from tanning salons to the perfume section at M. However, that doesn’t stop me from banking coin in light bulb companies, now does it?

I didn’t think so.

At the moment, most unfortunately, my love for America is losing me money, via oil shorts. Look, if I harbored hatred for my country, I’d be buying barrels of oil right now, while burning American flags with Cuban cigars.

Here’s the point:

If you hate America, you can make some serious coin, right about now. Press your blade on the necks of American citizens, via buying commodity stocks, and you will see what I mean. However, remember, there are still a few patriots out there, myself included, who are dedicated to stopping you and saving this great nation, in the process.

God Bless America, you commy bastards.

NOTE: Some patriots I know are short XOM and NOV.

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