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The Return of the Chinese Burrito

No bull market is complete without the participation of the duplicitous Chinese Burrito stocks. Oh, do I miss the days when JADE and SORL were sky rocketing, without regard for reason and/or valuation.

Coincidentally, as the smart money has been piling back into equities, Chinese Burrito stocks have been hit or miss—with some taking off, other sort of flat.

At any rate, here is a small list of Chinese firecrackers, that have potential to blow up, in a good way of course.

VISN, GU, EJ, SCR, SOL, YGE, NTE, CSR, AOB and other great names.

But, I warn you: small shit stocks are the last stop for all bull runs. I have been decapitated in small cap stocks, near market tops, numerous times throughout my illustrious career. They are fun while they last; but woeful when the party ends.

Just so you know, there is no fucking way I am buying any of the stocks mentioned above. However, you may find “value” in them.

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55 comments

  1. Danny

    an ipod for every man, woman, and child, and a chinese burrito in every pot!

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  2. BOOMER

    iPods are cool. Good with hot sauce.

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  3. buckye bob

    Attention K mart shoppers: The depression is cancelled, buy stocks

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  4. Paradigm Shift

    This rally has been great for unloading longs.

    It feels like a suckers bet to chase it from here until it consolidates.

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  5. ottnott

    ottnott Says:

    SRS is letting us know that it won’t be rolled off the cliff any more.

    Obviously some imposter trying to sully my good name.

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  6. Freddy Krueger

    I wonder why DevilDog has not show up yet…

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  7. Jakegint

    Does that come with the plum sauce?

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  8. chivasontherocks
    chivasontherocks

    LOL

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  9. Jakegint

    I wonder why DevilDog has not show up yet…

    It takes a while to get out of the Gimp suit.

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  10. Bravo

    SRS about to get pole-axed…developing….

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  11. T MOE

    I can’t resist any longer. Buying more SRS right here. fucker goes to 80 IMO.

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  12. gatorman

    iPod spicy roll velly good. #1 in all China

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  13. T MOE

    Glad I did not pull the trigger as it broke 50.

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  14. Snort

    BEE,,,,,,,,,,easy money

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  15. Stuart06230

    following Alphadawg on most of his picks. Look at small caps of late. look at TiNAs Tits (TNA)i love that girl. banked serious coin there today in TNA. Alphas picks are bombed out small caps with patterns that are interesting.
    Apologies to talk Alpha on Flys patch.
    I will brown nose Fly verily on next post.
    NB I have position sized right down. Its still a bear market. But happy to be synical long for multi week in tiny size. Mental stops in place.

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  16. Henry Fool

    You can’t underestimate the power of hope. We can rally from here on hope. That’s the hype.

    If if that doesn’t work go buy a SWHC gun!

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  17. Pete

    T MOE

    SRS isgoing to 30 before it goes higher. Look at the other inverses.
    Forget the fundamentals. Its following suit with the other inverses

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  18. gappingandyapping
    gappingandyapping

    Looks like this was KIM and fly was on the receiving end:

    http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/28518932/

    That bitch is chopping balls!!!!

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  19. Devildog  (not really)
    Devildog (not really)

    Hi, I’m Devildog and I am the STUPIDEST sonofabitch to ever pollute this blog.

    Every opinion I have on the market and / or a stock is 100% WRONG. Every time.

    So thank me, folks, for my being a PERFECT contrary indicator.

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  20. Freddy Krueger

    Damn , i love gold and silver…

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  21. Jakegint

    Holy shit, Gappy.

    LOFL!!

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  22. T MOE

    As I said earlier today. XOM gave you retards a chance to get in the funnel. Get in now as this bitch drops to 70

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  23. Lady G

    “I just wanted to burn his penis so it belongs to me and no one else. … I didn’t mean this to happen.”

    Immortal, indeed!

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  24. Freddy Krueger

    I have been saying SRS is a dumb idea, no relative strength, not today..back to $50, DevilDog and still lashing bears throats with shipping. gold and silver stocks…

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  25. charlie

    T Moe, I’d be careful of adding large positions of SRS right now. We could see Dow 9500 in a few days.

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  26. Jakegint

    T-MOE — is that a “misery loves company” request?

    😉

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  27. punyandy

    If you say “prints” one more fucking time, I am going to hunt you down and beat your ass.

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  28. T MOE

    Still no huge volume like we saw in Nov. and Dec. SPY has not traded 300 million shares, weak.

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  29. Keyser Soze

    Ken Lewis just pulled a Jamie Dimon and tanked the market.

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  30. TraderCaddy

    Back after 9 holes.
    Contradictions abound on tape. GS and most regional banks lag seriously. Gold stocks up (especially SA stuff) but ABX is -. NAZ up but AAPL down.
    Not the kind of day I would bet the farm on the long side for the last 30 minutes.

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  31. T MOE

    No misery here. I got short at 82. Bitch paints a 7 handle

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  32. El Scorcho

    T Moe,

    I’m right there with you on the SRS. I have been buying this sonofabitch since $141. Also been buying lots of July calls at 100 and 80 and 60…

    Just bought again, which means she’s headed to $20.

    Fyi.

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  33. Jakegint

    That Apple-Onion shit is hilarity.

    Onion’s production values must be unbelievable.

    _______

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  34. jig

    market is selling off and srs is tanking fuck this

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  35. punyandy

    “paints…handle” need to be stricken from the vocab around here too. its a bunch of fucking pikers trying to sound smart by using a term they heard from the nigerian with a ponytail on fast money.

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  36. T MOE

    Bounce off of 930 pisses me off.

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  37. Paradigm Shift

    The REIT Mafia is buying…it does not take much for them to move the $RMZ up quickly.

    Let them finish their run-up before you jump on SRS.

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  38. dd

    Has anyone seen my Cascade?

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  39. Joey Bag O' Ipods
    Joey Bag O' Ipods

    “I’ll buy almost anything if it’s shiny and made by Apple.”

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  40. Devildog's rebellious gay monkey
    Devildog's rebellious gay monkey

    I’m hoping for a lovely bounce into the close.

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  41. Jakegint

    No bull market is complete without the participation of the duplicitous of Chinese Burrito stocks.

    Sic.

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  42. Lady G

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  43. BOOMER

    Once more, long 1000 AAPL 92.96. Been doing pretty well with this hacking over the last few days.

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  44. Jakegint

    The REIT Mafia is buying…it does not take much for them to move the $RMZ up quickly.

    I’m thinking there may be some “take privates*” announced, and hence the giddy run up in some names.

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    *Note: “take privates” does not refer to what the market has been doing to Devil Dog these last weeks. Do not be confused.

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  45. Thunderpup

    Confucious say man who feast on Chinese burritoes may explode bowels into toilet.

    Check AOB and YGE very carefully – very carefully.

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  46. Stuart06230

    add CSKI to the burrito list. all time highs today.

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  47. Employee8

    Bot KWK @ 8.30 cuz it looks cheap … and volume precedes price.

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  48. Paradigm Shift

    Yes – the “Take Private” talk in REIT land = mgmt trying to salvage something.

    Anyone remember Mills?

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  49. Freddy Krueger

    SRS at $49.XX…down 10%…suck that one..

    And the DevilDog Contrary Indicator wins again!!!

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  50. Jakegint

    Paradigm — Mills was an overleveraged vanity piece run by asstards.

    CBL is a work-a-day “Large Growing Southern City” mall owner with almost 50 years in the business.

    And the people who run it already own a buttload, so I could see them saying “eff this market” and going private here.

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  51. Paradigm Shift

    No question – CBL = top shelf mgmt/operation.
    I know Charles.

    I’m Long CBL

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  52. Jakegint

    Charles is a good man, and (surprisingly, given the other second generations in the biz) so is Stephen.

    But Foy is my boy.

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  53. ottnott

    so I could see them saying “eff this market” and going private here

    There’s the little matter of the effing financing – both for the balance of the shares and for the properties.

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  54. Employee8

    Mills Music Trust? Weren’t too many big earners in that 50’s era cache with todays’ ears….

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