All jokes aside, I take this New Years business very seriously. With the help of my Voodoo Physician and astrological surgeon, “The Fly” conducts a series of New Years eve rituals that would send most of you running, crying for a glass of goats milk. I have no interest in revealing such practices to total strangers. However, just know and understand, Le Casa de Fly has a lot of lemons inside of it, a lot of fucking lemons.
At any rate, use today to get rid of bad habits and practices, for tomorrow is renewal, a new beginning. Make reasonable commitments and take them seriously you fucking assholes. You know, life is not about drinking some champagne, like a fucking homo, then throwing up on your blanket. Life is about progression, improvement of your life, which will have a ripple effect around your close friends and loved ones. If you’re not getting better, year in and year out, you’re doing something wrong.
Very sincerely, I had a blast clowning it up for the internet in 2009, even though I was not joking. This is not a game, nor will I ever treat it as such.
Get inebriated and do it in style, for tomorrow you are a new man. Nah, just kidding. You’ll be the same loser you are right now.
Ciao (I hate people who say “ciao.” Therefore, as logic dictates, right now, I hate myself).
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