Incidentally, “The Fly” was sheltered from today’s inane melt up, via long SRS, short VNO, short KIM positions. My losses totaled less than 1%, mostly due to the run up in XOM and run down in DUG.
Also, my early purchases proved to be fruitful, as gains in BAC, TBT, C, ITW, VCLK, PFE and FAS extended throughout the day.
Life is all about killing the next guy. With that in mind, let me remind you that “The Fly” will eventually discard of you too, while chuckling at your most eventful capital losses.
Most people only remember the questions, without regard for the answers. I, on the other hand, remember both questions and answers, with the efficiency and acumen of an IBM super computer.
The idea that the “rally is just starting” is somewhat silly, considering how far we’ve come so soon. What is not silly is the mortuary state of the U.S. economy.
You can sit there all you want, collecting block headed Barack Obama collectible coins, while circle jerking to the likes of Dennis Kneale. However, “The Fly” will always be around to drop anvils and gay pianos on your head, when least expected.
With that being said, bear in mind, “The Fly” wins all the time, even when he appears to be losing badly. My condition is one of perpetual success. My unremitting winning streaks are rarely interrupted for a period longer than 2 weeks. Hence, I warn you; with the seriousness of a stone cold killer inside, lurking, in the dressing room of Jim Cramer, don’t fuck with me—for sometime soon you will feel the sharp blade of “brick walled revenge”—effectively leaving your bullshit portfolios in a very bad/egregious “zeroed out” situation.
NOTE: One of my internet friends, Phil Pearlman, just started blogging. He’s a smart guy, who likes to collect Barack Obama coins and SHAM-WOW rags. Definitely worth blogrolling.
UPDATE: For my Southern brothers!
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