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Holiday Unfun

I know Woodcheddar and Danny love the inverse etf products. However, this whole cap gains distribution shit just kicked my hatred for Profunds up ANOTHER NOTCH.

Bam ( Fly throws powedered sugar at his monitor)!

I know most of you imbeciles, like Dennis “The Commodity King” Gartman, believe the banks will magically begin lending again, come January 1st. However, for some odd reason “The Fly” thinks the banks are ham and egging it, unable to make loans because of their cloaked INSOLVENCY.

As an aside, my short position in LFC is off to a good start and the Bernie Madoff story is getting more interesting by the minute.

There is a distinct likelihood that I will do nothing today. But, in the event that I get in the mood to roll some dice, I may short some WFC, into the bell.

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22 comments

  1. mrkcbill

    Oh God!

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  2. Mushroomz

    FLY,

    you should post this song:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l8jzFnP40c0

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  3. Zombie drives a Zamboni. http://www.zamboni.com

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  4. Proshares

    Special message from proshares: http://www.laughparty.com/funny-pictures/New-Universal-Sign-for-Gasoline-1249.jpg

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  5. mother government

    T tremendous
    A ass
    R raping
    P people

    C come
    D die
    S slowly

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  6. BOOMER

    I just read about the fund manager Rene-Thierry Magon de la Villehuchet, who allegedly committed suicide. Usually news stories about strangers don’t affect me but this one did.

    I prayed for him and his family.

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  7. Bull Maggot

    Ratchet up the hate!

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  8. gappingandyapping

    Seriously how is DUG trading like this. This is criminal.

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  9. woznik

    i do not understand the issue with the ETF distribution. so what that you stuck with cap gain tax? Just sell it at the loss and that loss compensates the distribution tax, no? Whats the big deal? Is there something i am missing? Please no swearing when replying to this.

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  10. Fade Fly

    LMAO at FLy buying ERx at 45

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  11. newbee

    T Taxpayer
    A Ass
    R Raping
    P Program

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  12. The Fly

    I don’t own ERX, shut up. I own ERY.

    DUG will pay out $6.06 in cap gain on 12/30.

    Enjoy.

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  13. GW

    Cloaked….hahahahhahhahahahha
    Enron on an industry wide basis.
    The great unwind of ’09…

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  14. alphadawgg

    Not to complain, but QID is causing much vexation and consternation because of it’s bipolar disorder.

    Just saying….

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  15. Emeril

    All I can fuggin say is BAM! BAM! BAM! BAM! BAM! BAM! BAM! BAM! BAM! BAM! BAM! BAM! BAM! BAM! BAM! BAM! BAM! BAM! BAM! BAM! BAM! BAM! BAM! BAM! BAM! BAM! BAM! BAM! BAM! BAM! BAM! BAM! BAM! BAM! BAM! BAM! BAM! BAM! BAM! BAM! BAM! BAM! BAM! BAM! BAM! BAM! BAM! BAM! BAM! BAM! BAM! BAM! BAM! BAM! BAM! BAM! BAM! BAM! BAM! BAM! BAM! BAM! BAM! BAM! BAM! BAM! BAM! BAM! BAM! BAM! BAM! BAM! BAM! BAM! BAM! BAM! BAM! BAM! BAM! BAM! BAM! BAM! BAM! BAM! BAM! BAM! BAM! BAM! BAM! BAM! BAM! BAM! BAM! BAM! BAM! BAM! BAM! BAM! BAM! BAM! BAM! BAM! BAM! BAM! BAM! BAM! BAM! BAM! BAM! BAM! BAM! BAM!

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  16. crude_oil

    Bought HNR at $3.90 value play.3.60 in cash and 8.75 is book.

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  17. Danny

    The Ultras are merely OK imo. I was defending the simplicity of the math.

    They are good for daytrading, if you are so inclined.

    The are good if you are on the right side of the trade.

    But as a proxy to getting more out of shorting/long a basket of XYZ, they suck horse balls.

    They use swaps to achieve leverage. There is no way they can win

    china=100
    2x = 100

    chiner loses 97%

    china = 3
    2x = 294

    china gains 90%
    …lets just say the double loses 90% since, it can’t lose 180%.

    china= 5.7
    2x = 29.4

    or say chine gains a more reasonable 40%
    china = 4.2
    2x =58.8

    Chiner went from 100 to fucking 4.2, a 96.8% loss, and the goat fuckers from proshares made 2x inverse product that went from 100 to 58.8 a 42.2% loss.

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  18. jjjsix6

    It seems more like a capital loss distribution for me. Thanks Proshare.

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  19. Danny

    dude you guys will get the money in a few days, man alive

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  20. scum bucket

    Why are you spending $20 per month on paper towels? ShamWOW! only $19.95 + S&H

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  21. Danny

    95.8, 41.2, die slow

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  22. El Scorcho

    Why are you spending $20 per month on paper towels? ShamWOW! only $19.95 + S&H
    -scum bucket

    Oh fuck no, don’t get this shit started again.

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