This should offset any negative effects my “FUCK YOU LONGS, YOU”RE DEAD” post may have on my short positions.
Fly wins, again.
UPDATE: Maria Bartiromo has just pissed me off, with her excessive “we’ve rallied significantly off the bottom” rants, I just made an EMERGENCY call to my VooDoo Physician.
He told me: “Soon enough, the markets mon will be swimming in blood, mon.”
Developing…
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golden BEAR, not golden BULL
god damn it fly
That bull is small, easy prey for bears.
Uh, here some Maria and her rally cries.
Not even the Fly & his Golden Balls can jinx what we are gonna do to da Bears in short order, pun intended.
Why is it the market always panics to opposite of what I want. Fuck BSC. Now we have to deal with 1340 again@!@@#$%
No, some of you do not remember, the golden bull makes the market go down. Never fails.
you should switch that pic to the gay bull
you bears are right on time.. none of the easy money short has been made at all.. lmao
wood-
i do remember that, but i shit you not, the DJIA went up 40 points within 2 minutes of fly posting this pic…..it was freaky
Costanza trading.
Null:
That’s because there was some initial confusion, as to the effects of the “Golden Bull.”
Keep in mind, its been awhile since I’ve posted it.
Now that things have been clarified, the market may resume its downward spiral.
SEED sub 6. take while you can
I have been vindicated!
Ahhhh. Good to see the gay bull back. Reminds me of the old days… ARWR, DIVX, and that stupid pico-thing. Good times.
Fly, your such a piece of shit… tricking the poor retards on this site.
Around 3:00pm…HEDGE FUNDS ARE SHORT COVERING…its been fuckin happening the past 2 months.
It’s an excellent time to re-adjust the parity of your holdings.
Am I getting things wrong, but if hedge funds are closing their books, wouldnt they be selling the winners…aka Ags stocks, like POT, MON?
i would love to see ratigan slap a dirty sanchez on that frog-eyed idiot.
aaaaaaand now we have dirty q-tip dodd scheduling ‘hearings’.
The egregious golden bull makes its appearance. Wandering desert nomads along with the market are fucked now. Hail, fire, rivers of blood and locusts soon to follow.
I think its working. All hail the holy golden cow.
That golden goat hasn’t done shit today. Your VooDoo Doctor is slacking.
My Voodoo Doctor was successful in his sacrifices.
Maria will eat her words, shortly.
Ahh the golden bull. It harkens me back to a more simple time, when a bottle of Johnny Walker and a dartboard were all that was needed to bank obscene amounts of coin.
The chick in the green appears all too eager to “assume the position”.
Purple girl is an artists depiction of Monica Lewinsky as she would have appeared in ancient times.
That picture is borderline porn, Fly.
I can see the bull’s pee pee.
Anybody is going long XHB (small portion), hoping to hit the lottery ticket once government finally does step in to help the homeowners?
That shit about Fed buying mortgages…is the same shit Greenspan did on 90’s with the S&L crisis, except with commercial real estate (the government did make money out of it).
We should all help out and protest at Bear (as holders of SKF, and supporters for our friends at Bear)…JPMorgan looks like an awfully good short, right now…Make it $20, Jamie…
tee hee is enamored with large penises
Bulls are really defending that 42.50 area on LEH.
We aah suppolting da Beah Stealns plotests. We wit yu blothas! Down wit Yankee bairouts! Down wit Fedelar Lesealve and Hericoptah Ben!
ORCL earnings after the bell. I hope someone rips a hole in Ellison’s sail.
Update: Thanks Fly for the sacrifice. ORCL shit the shower. My lotto ticket hit. Picked up 1000 Apr 19 puts @ $0.25 right before the closing bell.
The force is strong with Maria. She has many metachlorines in her blood as well as many other unspeakable things.
Raidah —
I think you mean “meta-chlamidians.”
Mike, please explain to me how if/when the govt. starts buying shit paper that will help homebuilders? Oh yeah, it won’t.
Just finished packing my things up at Bear Stearns, moving down to the JPM office now.