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18 years in Wall Street, left after finding out it was all horseshit. Founder/ Master and Commander: iBankCoin, finance news and commentary from the future.
Joined Nov 10, 2007
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FUCK YOU LONGS, YOU’RE DEAD

I just wanted to gloat a little bit, in order to piss off some of the more superstitious/paranoid type.

I will tell you, with 100% conviction, [[LEH]] is an ass and should be sold indefinitely.

In addition, on the long side, I like [[RIG]] here and [[DGP]]. Without a doubt, gold is going higher.

So, to sum things up, being longs stocks is for asshats (until I decide to go long). Moreover, LEH and other banks (think [[SKF]] have significant downside left.

By the way, the JPM-BSC deal was a fucking bailout. No excuses. I’m sure the fuckers from Enron would have loved $10 per share, no?

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22 comments

  1. Joey Donut

    MarketRaider must have rubbed you the wrong with that arrogant comment. You as cocky as ever. I like it!

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  2. MarketRaider

    Fuck you Fly. Fuck you Joey. Even with Fly’s cocksucking, gloating, money losing ass this is still my favorite site. Just to reiterate, fuck you both.

    Megadeth ~ I Ain’t Superstitious:

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  3. big snacks

    look at the volume today.. it is pathetic.. oils rallying on no vol and vice versa on banks… look at the vol on C and LEH

    elevator up

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  4. big snacks

    this is the oil/gold rally you sell for sure

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  5. big snacks

    with my money im buying C and the ailines.. some uyg and wmt..

    WRITE IT DOWN

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  6. Woodshedder

    Thanks Fly. I’m looking forward to the Fly Bottom.

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  7. CubsRock

    Damnit Fly, every time you brag….

    Ok, I’ll be patient and give it a lil time but your pushing it!

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  8. The Mexican

    How about a late day rally?, just to remember the old good days..

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  9. Silver Miner

    What about SLV. Has kinda run up lately, but I was thinking about getting in around 170.

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  10. nullpointer

    fly, we need more ammo, its not working…we are still above the 50 day avgs

    can you bring out the golden bear jpeg please?

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  11. calvino

    I have been trying to borrow LEH shares since pre-open. Food guck with that! Maybe Tuco will let me borrow some of his shares to sell, being a good friend.

    update.. you are finished Fly.. your country Romania just emergency hiked their rates. Helicpoter swings dick all over the world, got Iceland too. It’s going to be funny as fuck when the first central bank declares the amero peso non convertible. Good job Ben the Bearded Clam.

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  12. MarketRaider

    Thank you Cubs, at least I am not the only one affected by The Fly’s trading hijynx (how the hell do you spell that word) and shenanigans.

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  13. MarketRaider

    Calvino who’s your broker. IB is showing no shares available as well and they always have shares.

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  14. Gunners

    calvino. just buy July puts. plenty of time

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  15. Romanian Goat

    Fly, you free tonight? How bout you & me catch up, old times style?

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  16. big snacks

    why has slb only traded half its daily volume today.. everybody must be gone ahead of the long weekend…

    oh wait its wednesday

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  17. calvino

    I use IB and had been using scottrade to get short ib would not. Then Scottrade fucked me with buy ins.

    Tuco.. I don’t gunsling with options, except a couple of times a year. Maybe LEH is worth it.

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  18. wow

    Happiness is… finally hearing a bobblehead on CNBC talk about what a disaster stocks that you’ve shorted… With that said, FNM & C…continue to die.

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  19. FibonacciGuy

    Gotta love this!

    http://biz.yahoo.com/rb/080326/bearstearns_protest.html

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  20. worker

    my boss doesn’t like the language

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  21. MarketRaider

    Isn’t that cute, the Fly gloats the market floats. LEH, and the market in general, has now began to go up after a whole day of going down. Coincidence…I think not.

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  22. The Fly

    Tell your boss to go fuck himself.

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