iBankCoin
The first hit is always on the house.
Joined Aug 2, 2009
1,847 Blog Posts

LISTEN TO ME VERY CAREFULLY

I piss excellence.

You and I, we’ve been at this for a good while now. I know you were up late last night. You tossed and turned. You didn’t sleep much. Like any other day of the week, you pondered our relationship, and whether or not I would come through for you. Again.

Here we are. Your portfolio owns shares and now in-the-money call options on a very high profile stock today. A stock that crushed earnings and raised guidance. You felt as though this was a gamble, even though you know I dine with the devil every night, in exchange for the hottest stock tips to fling at you at my leisure.

You know where I am going with this. If you want to continue a relationship with me, skim a few bucks off this trade and run, don’t walk, to purchase your #iBCVegas ticket. Think of it as an insurance policy against the idea that I may not like you one day. I might stop giving you profitable stock market wisdom. Therefore, you must take steps to learn this for yourself.

Come to Vegas.

https://ibankcoin.com/investors-conference/

If you enjoy the content at iBankCoin, please follow us on Twitter

45 comments

  1. BoilMeImIrish

    Proud to follow your trades, OA. Nicely fucking done. Again.

    • 0
    • 0
    • 0 Deem this to be "Fake News"
  2. halloweenpleb

    do you take off your LULU pants when you piss excellence??? — Vegas here I come. Thank you for that Great GAIN

    • 0
    • 0
    • 0 Deem this to be "Fake News"
  3. drj_md

    Awesome call as usual Jeff. If I can work out the schedule I’m in for Vegas including the VIP!

    • 0
    • 0
    • 0 Deem this to be "Fake News"
  4. ccassara

    That sounds like it would hurt.

    • 0
    • 0
    • 0 Deem this to be "Fake News"
  5. J Livermore

    Actually, I’d like to sign up for a 1,000 year membership, we can buy our longevity at this rate.

    • 0
    • 0
    • 0 Deem this to be "Fake News"
  6. espgal

    Cant attend Vegas- on vaca. Congrats on LULU – awesome. Wonder bout TWTR – I have Sept 48 monthlies – thinking about rolling out and up to Oct’s or even longer?

    • 0
    • 0
    • 0 Deem this to be "Fake News"
  7. ccassara

    Am very disappointed that I likely won’t be able to attend the first IBC conference. Still trying to move some things around for a last minute change of plans

    • 0
    • 0
    • 0 Deem this to be "Fake News"
  8. J Livermore

    I’m still in $FEYE…what is your price target on this BEEEEAAAAST OA ?

    • 0
    • 0
    • 0 Deem this to be "Fake News"
  9. frog

    sleep much? haven’t slept yet

    • 0
    • 0
    • 0 Deem this to be "Fake News"
  10. pyromonoxide

    thanks on LULU, crazy good, definitely going to vegas. on cali time here so can’t catch the live session but catch the recorded videos in the evening.

    • 0
    • 0
    • 0 Deem this to be "Fake News"
  11. J Livermore

    $CAMP busting into low vol area on 5 year weekly chart.

    • 0
    • 0
    • 0 Deem this to be "Fake News"
  12. J Livermore

    $IFON bitches !!!! uh well…

    • 0
    • 0
    • 0 Deem this to be "Fake News"
  13. Green Machine

    Thanks for the $LULU OA. Recovering from a bad July.

    • 0
    • 0
    • 0 Deem this to be "Fake News"
  14. matt_bear

    Jeff, I’m trying. The 8th is literally the toughest day of the month for me in my job. (Well, 4th thru 9th).

    • 0
    • 0
    • 0 Deem this to be "Fake News"
    • Alec

      do you have a day job? How do you manage to trade? I struggle managing both. As most of my time is spent on this forum lol

      • 0
      • 0
      • 0 Deem this to be "Fake News"
  15. Alec

    Is it too late to jump on the FEYE. could run upto 40. What strike/month are people holding for this?

    • 0
    • 0
    • 0 Deem this to be "Fake News"
  16. frog

    whats next? sbux or yelp

    • 0
    • 0
    • 0 Deem this to be "Fake News"
  17. Fried Grasshopper

    OA, are you holding LULU calls still or did you sell when it hit your 45 target?

    • 0
    • 0
    • 0 Deem this to be "Fake News"
  18. lplongo

    Trying a GOOGL Sept 602.5 call here.

    • 0
    • 0
    • 0 Deem this to be "Fake News"
  19. yoshii11

    added to GMCR today, hoping we don’t test 130, but looking for that to hold just below if we do

    • 0
    • 0
    • 0 Deem this to be "Fake News"
  20. jon

    911 today. let’s start american patriotism f*rally?

    • 0
    • 0
    • 0 Deem this to be "Fake News"
  21. twinkies

    HOT DAMN!!!

    i slept in this morning by accident. I was in a bad mood until i grabbed my phone and checked in on LULU. a little bummed i didn’t get up to watch this happen live. as of now i have not sold my $41’s, it still has the look of something that wants to make another run up. I shall hold a tad longer. Jacked_Rabbit, Boulders, what say you?

    • 0
    • 0
    • 0 Deem this to be "Fake News"
    • jacked rabbit

      This was purely a pop and drop for me today, twinkies. Watched it when I could, and sold my $42.50 YOLOs for a nice gain, though not perfect.

      Also got out of my WB calls as it hit my target. Can’t get myself to commit to stretch targets (RIP Ianforce) lately, though they are know before I trade something. I’m beginning to catch on to this, but hold the grenade long enough for OA’s style. I’ll never reach that level of LULUhood.

      • 0
      • 0
      • 0 Deem this to be "Fake News"
      • yoshii11

        +1 for lanforce. Today I sold half of my WB 21’s at 1.50, then set a sell for the other half at 1.95 and they just hit. Big difference in return: 173% for the 1st half vs. 255% on the 2nd.

        • 0
        • 0
        • 0 Deem this to be "Fake News"
        • jacked rabbit

          Awesome work, yoshii. If this stays above $22.50 (don’t even have a monitor open anymore so I don’t know) this thing could get to $24 yet this expiry. Had a great month rolling back number of positions and taking targets, leaving stretch targets to the pros.

          • 0
          • 0
          • 0 Deem this to be "Fake News"
          • yoshii11

            Agreed. I know my trade history with WB impacted how I traded it this time. I’d been in gains with it before, didn’t sell into the strength and regretted it afterwards. So, I’ll take it as a revenge trade and happily move on. Today was a gift.

            • 0
            • 0
            • 0 Deem this to be "Fake News"
      • BoilMeImIrish

        What happened to Ianforce? Miss that guy

        • 0
        • 0
        • 0 Deem this to be "Fake News"
        • jacked rabbit

          Couldn’t tell ya. Odd disappearances around these parts with Fly’s guru, the Devil, gone in a flash last year, and Ian this year.

          • 0
          • 0
          • 0 Deem this to be "Fake News"
      • twinkies

        congrats either way. didn’t realize you had $42.50’s. that’s awesome. yeah, stretch targets have gotten me into some trouble this summer. a handful of 3x winners have turned to dust because of my stubbornness.

        • 0
        • 0
        • 0 Deem this to be "Fake News"
  22. dericdarko

    It looks like the people are happy, even though it didn’t get to $200!

    • 0
    • 0
    • 0 Deem this to be "Fake News"
  23. ¡CONFESS!

    Been a fan of the Fly since the Broker A / Broker B days – just booked VIP, couldn’t be more excited. See you Vegas Jeff!

    • 0
    • 0
    • 0 Deem this to be "Fake News"
  24. bear54

    Nice one, this is better than the X trade as X never flip flopped.

    • 0
    • 0
    • 0 Deem this to be "Fake News"
  25. jericho

    Hi Jeff – I’m curious to know if you’re still holding ZU.

    • 0
    • 0
    • 0 Deem this to be "Fake News"
  26. twinkies

    don’t want to jinx it, but SINA might be coming back from the dead. my calls were worthless a few days ago. still have till next week on my $51’s. If this thing starts heating up, like it is capable of, it’s not impossible.

    • 0
    • 0
    • 0 Deem this to be "Fake News"
  27. hesitation

    Still holding all my lulu 40 and 42 monthlies

    • 0
    • 0
    • 0 Deem this to be "Fake News"