Yes, we want the market to crumble, like a coffee cake. I’d like to see traders shriek in panic and vomit on each other, amidst clouds of black smoke and shards of metal. With my cash hoarde [sic], I intend to buy the pension liquidations of CNBC personalities, preferably those without hair or brawn. Moreover, it’s very relevant for me to see a cornucopia of hedge fund failures, followed by entire nations defaulting on their obligations. When all of these things are accomplished, “The Fly” shall be fully invested.
Until then, I will, methodically, acquire dips—like deviants purchasing fellatio from hookers in the South of Bronx. My targets are commodity related shares. By the time I am done buying them, I too will don a bow tie and visit CNBC Asia to tell them how stupid they all are for trusting Dr. Bernanke and allowing for bailouts to occur. I will discuss many things, such as the unnecessary bailouts of arson victims and how fires should “burn their way out, naturally,” as they have for thousands if not billions of years. I will protest any and all government projects, such as police departments and prisons. Society should quit relying on governments to bail them out. Put your own prisoners to death, as was done back in the ancient days of Carthage.
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