“The Fly” died today, in a most unfortunate accident in the stock market. As you know, he was long EXK, AG, MTW and WNR, alongside some outperformers: YELP, CHD, KMB, LNCE, GIS, ABV, PEP and WM. Even though he barely lost money today, thanks to his keen control over risk, dominating by his calculator brain and God given gift at avoiding murderholes, he is dead, nonetheless.
I am your new host. I go by the name of HORATIO CLAWHAMMER.
I once controlled this site, back in the good old days of 2008-2009; but was quickly dispatched to the cellars at The House of Fly, where I’ve been in containment for “crimes against humanity.” But I’ve escaped now and stand before you to enjoy the splendour that is the new and improved, death spiral to zero, bear market.
My research staff has just finished doing the numbers, adding up all of the liabilities against assets and we’ve come to a fair value price target for the Dow Jones Industrial Average: $00.00.
I bid you farewell for now and look forward to seeing all of you lose largess sums of money, in your feeble attempts at capitalism and pursuit of happiness.
Good day.
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