I no longer give a shit about the mood swings of social networking investors. As far as I am concerned (and I definitely am not!), shareholders of both GRPN and ZNGA can fuck themselves inside of Greek bathhouses, located in San Fransicko. I don’t need to YELP, nor play games with The Facebook. “The Fly” has huge fish to fry in the fields of corn.
The Catastrophic Drought of 2012 is leaving many thirsty without water. As I water my cactus with a bottle of Fiji, I ponder about my prospects in MOS, LNN and CRESY. Also, it’s worth mentioning, I am causing great panic amongst the short sellers embedded in ALJ. I am here to outstrip and decapitate you, without regard for human life or decency.
EVERYTHING that I do is based upon profit. Do you bitches realize how lucky you are to be involved with a person, such as myself? I introduce you to strange men, named Chuck Bennett and speak of myths, with regards to “The Devil.” Without me, your lives would be pathetic and entirely vacuous of merit.
My cash position is down to 20%, as foretold in the halls of iBankCoin yesterday. My plate is full and I intend to eat a great deal of farmer, with rapacious hunger.
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