Since 2009, the market has been on auto-pilot up, with exception to 3 months. You guessed it Einstein: May, June and August.
Like clockwork, some sort of mystical crisis with wrath the markets, sending all of the retards, and the King’s men, into a tizzy–swallowing capital gains whole. We’re still in March, so there isn’t an immediate risk. But May is coming– and soon enough you’re all gonna regret not listening to my warnings.
Yes, I have the stats available that could scare you into a catatonic state. But I’m busy right now, so this midnight spook will have to do.
As the market tops out, I expect to hear many of you cheer orgasmically, as your penny stock securities fly to new highs. You will make youtube videos of yourself buying Bentleys and hire personal assistants to iron your socks.
All in one big swoop, your entire brokerage account will go to zero. Consider it a stroke of darwinism and I will be there is purchase your margin call.
Sleep tight pikers.
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