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Have Fun in the Mud, You Filthy Animals


I took the day off, after cashing out of most of my positions. Today I sold YOKU because it’s trading like a Chinese internet stock. Maybe tomorrow I will sell ZAGG and BV, both are non-central to any thesis that I could ever concoct.

My top pick, by far, is to be short silver miners. Nothing will help them, not even crisis.

I am going to redeploy some assets back in the market, because I’m not so much bearish, rather indifferent. My goal is to make 2% for the month of April. By hook or crook, I shall accomplish this task. But I can’t do it while fully invested. I need to take a more measured approach, sniper rifle instead of machine gun. Also, owning stocks like BV and ZAGG do not help me to this end. They’re too volatile.

I will be selected 1-3 larger cap stocks worth scalping. I will load up on them, then sell as soon as my goals are realized.

The rest of you can continues to fondle each other’s balls in the mud. I couldn’t care less.

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18 comments

  1. Raul3

    AIG senor

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    • Freddy Fishsticks
      Freddy Fishsticks

      I like this call too

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    • Zero Dark Kitty

      >My goal is to make 2% for the month of April

      AIG does seem like a good place for 2-4% to $40

      or
      Drugs:
      JNJ PFE MRK AMGN GILD BMY ABBV LLY ABT

      or Hospitals:
      CYH HMA THC UHS HCA

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  2. mrkcbill

    lol at closing statement…. You can’t keep The_Real_Senor Tropicana down.

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  3. ernisTbass

    I rekon I need a higher fence, that Fly feller seems to know a little too much fer my liking

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    • Narwahl

      The Fly, here, is a modern day poet, kind of like in the olden times.

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  4. Frog

    Look at us in the U.S. We’re not Cyprus. We’re not even in the EU. Buy our stocks. Look at our S&P– just a pinch away from all time high. If we’re so rich, why aren’t we smart?

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  5. flyaway18

    Quite a trap set for the bulls in XONE today. I reduced my position last week but am holding some through earnings. Still long DECK, ELLI and RIG (very bearish lately).

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  6. The Devil

    Mr. Fly, you have a CALL on line 1. Even your losers can eventually become winners. DXJ for the long term.

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  7. ramrod

    GOOD NEWS FOLKS: I see hundreds of Space Available, For Lease, For Rent, Vacancy, For Sale and Store Closing signs dotting the suburban landscape. These sights are in a relatively affluent suburban county. When I reach West Philly, it looks more like Dresden in 1945.
    http://www.zerohedge.com/news/2013-03-26/guest-post-available
    S&P 1600 BABY!!!

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  8. Laughter Larry

    Being that half of all marriages end in divorce nowadays, and many of those that do workout report being unhappy, I think gays would have a lot more support for banning straight marriage… It’s really the rig and just thing to do for everyone. #equality

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  9. Laughter Larry

    I kind of think of the people who are against gay marriage to gays are like the bartender is to a drunk after last call.

    I know alcoholic/gays don’t want to hear it, but they are actually trying to do you a favor by not letting you drive or have another beer… Or in this case, get married.

    Everyone loves a wedding and a honeymoon, but after that its all downhill.

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    • Laughter Larry

      And in the case of the gays… Then comes the AIDS!

      What?!

      If they can take a dick they can take a joke!

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  10. Laughter Larry

    Then there are the serial marriers. Those people who say they’ve been married 5 times and they’re filing for divorce or getting married again. They remind me of the people who live in “tornado alley”… You know the ones that survive a tornado and immediately rebuild for the 11th time? I never figured that out… I mean I get your house typically doesn’t look so nice after a tornado, but rather than paying for a house and risking your life again, why not move to somewhere safer?
    It’s kind of like the Catholics or Christians who marry as virgins and realize the sex is bad, yet they continue to get advice about sex from the pope, priest or whoever, all of which who have never actually done it before.

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  11. Blind Read Ant

    I have breaking news.

    SI hauttie Geneve Morton has lost her 2012 pedestal (gone Botox), but see http://goo.gl/tIy1O (decent).

    But this Bebe http://goo.gl/PaMc1 has some promise to do the “PD.”

    As you were.

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  12. Cheesefries

    Fly
    In 2008, how could you possibly have voted for Obama?

    Accountability

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  13. Cheesefries

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  14. Po Pimp

    I will be selected 1-3 larger cap stocks worth scalping.

    BGU can get your 2% in a couple of hours.

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