There is no navigating this market, unless of course you are long banana stocks–like CQB.
While some of you would like to blame “The Fly” for this heart attack tape, blame yourselves– fuck faces.
As you know, “The Fly” was programmed to be bullish on U.S. equities. This fucktarded, dickless tape has caused his software to malfunction, resulting in untimely purchases of retarded stocks.
All day, leadership names got lit on fire. Big losses were abundant in all of the material, energy and tech stocks.
Intra-day, stocks like HANS, VMW and GOOG were big time recipients of the “homo-hammer” of death.
Naturally, everyone is anticipating a bounce. Past short squeezes have made me hesitant to sell into this tape, much to my chagrin.
One thing is perfectly crystal clear: stocks are for asshats.
However, aside from managing “ridiculously ugly/busy websites,” it is my job to navigate this shit.
In short, work just got a whole lot tougher.
NOTE: CLX and other recession proof stocks keep marching higher.
NOTE II: We appear to be somewhat doomed.
NOTE III: If I hear “there are more shoes to drop” one more time, I will throw my fucking tv out the window.
Unfortunately, developing…
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