Based upon the prognostications of the shadows near my favorite urinal, the market is due to dip, right about these levels. While you shovel water-bugs and rice into your respective mouths, “The Fly” will be working, diligently, on protecting his small (10%ish) year to date gains.
See folks, life is not about swinging for the fences, at least not all the time. To me, life is about cracking 40 ounces of malt liquor over the heads of unsuspecting neighbors, then drawing mustaches on their faces, for future removal, via brass-knuckled sandwich. People do not retain the services of Le Fly to waste time or “make believe.” I refuse to tell you things, based upon 3-6 month time frames, that no one with agreeable brain functions would feign knowing. I dare to say, EVERYONE on CNBC are from the primate order. While some vary in their overwhelming “grotesqueries,” it is made abundantly clear, on a daily basis, that they are in fact lacking in vitamin B supplements, which has resulted in rapid deterioration of their respective frontal lobes.
This might come as a bit of a surprise to some of you, but Senor Tropicana is most fortunate enough to have not just 1, but two brains. Indeud.
Back to the important matter of stock market advances, I dare to say “this one is getting long in the tooth,” as evidenced by frenzied buying in the dumbest stocks known to mankind. Nevertheless, I will resist the temptation to sell them short, because it is not in my gameplan. My plan is rather simple, concise and above your pay-grade: vastly outperform all indices, on a yearly basis, which is exactly what I am doing at the present. Now some of you are rolling the wheel of great fortune, trading from strip joints, buying OEX calls while doing lines of cocaine. Always remember this, while spinning, Mr. Fuckface.
For the remainder of the day, I shall scurry about, raising a bit of cash into the bell. I will have you know, already, I sold out of 90% of my ICICI Bank Limited (ADR) [[IBN]] position, for a rather gratuitous profit. Going forward, I shall endeavor to crack skulls and plant time bombs inside of my rivals’ headquarters. Oh, and I might buy some more [[TLT]] .
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