Classic talking shit top, on my behalf. There I was, just a few minutes ago, dancing on the graves of certain bearshitters. Then out of nowhere, a hand reached out from the grave, grabbed me by the neck, then ate my fucking brains.
What the fuck was I thinking? There is no reason to believe the market will behave responsibly. I need to start prostituting stocks, and stop marrying them. Although I like the idea of a sustained bounce, up to 1,125, the likelihood of the happening, in such an orderly manner, is not to be expected. As a matter of fact, it is now my belief that the market is set on raping everyone of their coin. It’s best to stay small, with cash of 20%+ and let the market fuck itself, instead of you.
Pardon my belligerency, but when markets behave like this, out of sequence/unpredictable, I get fucking pissed the fuck off. Naturally, now that I hate stocks and the people who trade them, we will likely moonshot the fuck up now. Even so, the point remains: don’t suck the cock of any stock, for that shit is gay, unless of course you’re a chick. However, that would be vulgar. 10,000 apologies for my rudeness.
NOTE: In case you are wondering the Euro and the Yen are fucking this market. The Euro needs to strengthen, while the Yen needs to weaken. As of now, the opposite is occurring. I fucking hate currency led markets.
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