I know the market will not reverse today, due to the “snowball effect,” with regards to shorts buried under 10 feet of sleet. However, just to—sort of—throw it out there, have a looksy at the dollar [[uup]] or euro [[fxe]] , then get back to me and say “yo the euro is pounding out some fucking gains today.” Warning: if you really come back and say that to me, I will track you down, like the pig that you are, and have your eyebrows punched the fuck off.
On a very serious note, I’ve been busy today dealing with allergies and stupid people. Believe you me, it is a deadly combination, sort of like a WMD and shit.
Thus far, I haven’t made a single trade. I don’t want to short anything, mainly because I never want to short anything. And, I will not buy into a 400 point meltup, mainly because only fucktarded monkeys do that. I haven’t sold any longs, due to the vigorous decline of [[VXX]] . I need me hedges, and in this case, they are long positions.
So, we are at a standstill, at least I am.
Long Goldman Sachs Group, Inc. [[GS]] , I can tell you with a certain amount of certainty, should that fucker go red for the day, all hell will break loose inside of Office de Fly.
Into the bell, I expect to see black smoke emanate from the exchange floor, as the computers fuck themselves in “true robot fashion.” However, I am not counting on it.
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