In one of the classic episodes of “Higgleytown Heroes”, the gang meets The Pumpkin Monster, who ends up terrorizing all of the little suckers until the end. Naturally, by the end, The Pumpkin Monster turns good. For years, I would tell my youngest son “be good or the Pumpkin Pie Guy will get you.” This chagrined him a great deal, even to this very day.
As I sit here, eating grotesque amounts of pumpkin pie, I realize that I am “The Pumpkin Pie Guy” of the internets. If you mess with my domain, I will eat, mind you, your livers and kick your face down a sewer drain. And, just to up the level of drama up another notch, I will NEVER turn good, not even at the end–EVER!
Fellow bloggers of the internet:
Consider yourself under “extreme attack” from now until Halloween. “The Fly” aka “The Pumpkin Pie Guy” will initiate great catastrophes upon your person, none of which can be defended against or avoided. The stock market is only a sidebar to my blogging dominance. What we are doing here (Fly, PPG, HORATIO, Tropicana, Petey etc.) is creating an environment where all other bloggers feel inadequate, as they cannot compete with a person such as myself.
As the market “lotteries” higher, always remember, “The Pumpkin Pie Guy” is out to get you, so you better behave.
Classic Krull, once again.
[youtube:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xfi_xSZ56IU 616 500] Comments »