iBankCoin
18 years in Wall Street, left after finding out it was all horseshit. Founder/ Master and Commander: iBankCoin, finance news and commentary from the future.
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The Crypto Starfish Super Rally Looms

Markets are busting loose and we’re all making money again. Halloween is this Sunday and nothing scary had happened thus far, which brings me to my next grandiloquent conclusion.

THE THANKSGIVING SUPERNOVA STARFISH NUCLEAR EXPLOSION IN OUTERSPACE is about to commence, into National Festival — a day reserved for wanton gluttony.

I feeeeel no other place will benefit most than the crypto markets, pushing BTC to $100k and $ETH towards $7k.

Inflation is here and none know it better than the fucking retards in SHIB.

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5 comments

  1. soupbone

    it could so easily have gone south instead. how do cryptos do in a liquidity squeeze?

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  2. roguewave

    Sometimes there’s a crypto downdraft prior to / during big holidays.
    Let’s see what they can do.

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  3. Mr. Cain Thaler

    So many signs of topping. Impossible crypto valuations ala dot com. Humongous share buy backs. Economy is slowing. Supply chain grinding down. Inflation. Gartman betting on higher bond prices. ABBA released a new album.

    Death comes for us all.

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