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Futures Are Sharply Fucking Higher Again

Let this be a lesson to you Zerohedgers out there: never misconstrue terrible news as tradeable.

Here is how you should view markets and news in this post-modernism era.

Good news is good.

Bad news become good.

Terrible news ends up being extraordinary good.

Apocalyptic ends up being the best.

There are trading dips along the way. But ultimately, the central banks have complete control of markets. I know what you’re thinking: “one day they’ll lose control and the WHOLE kit and caboodle will come tumbling down — people will be fucked inside fires and their faces shot off by angry mobs. If you’re betting on that sort of thing, you might as well become a professional lottery player and bet on the ultimate luck by struck by lightening events known to mankind.

Nasdaq futures are +33. “The Fly” is preparing for another fun episode of Succession. All is well on the southern front.

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3 comments

  1. ferd

    “Succession”, finally a series with the courage to address Scottish control of western media.

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    • juice

      Since when have the Scottish controlled western media? I was told western media is controlled by Jews. I read it on the internets

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  2. it is showtime

    They know they can’t get “much” higher,
    due to the full boombust condition that they’re well aware it was taken to

    They need control. They have control.
    If they took it “much” higher. They risk losing it, at least controlled demolition

    Right elites?

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