iBankCoin
18 years in Wall Street, left after finding out it was all horseshit. Founder/ Master and Commander: iBankCoin, finance news and commentary from the future.
Joined Nov 10, 2007
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MY IQ IS HIGHER THAN YOURS

I was just told by a good friend of mine that 10 out of 10 of the people he meets
hates iBankCoin, rather emphatically. He described meeting all sorts of people from various walks of life as being appalled and utterly disheveled by the level of discourse on the site. It has gotten to the point that the mere mentioned of associating with author(s) of the site have made a pariah out of him, a social outcast to be avoided like San Francisco gay aids. He specifically mentioned the level of “free speech” on the site as being something of a gargantuan negative selling point, an albatross, and that folks from the flyover states despised Le Fly for being a man of contemptuous qualities, a rogue pirate on the high seas of finance swashbuckling without decorum, an insult to the guards tie wearing gents at Merrill’d Lynch.

I have a message for you faggot wearing catamites at Merrill’d Lynch from the midwest: go fuck yourselves. No one cares about what you have say; you’re nothing but mere readers, a lowly form of subhuman that is easily swayed by buzzwords and trending topics. I can literally force you to hate me or love me with a simple 300 word essay, evoking emotions out of you that you never knew existed.

When my story is written and iBankCoin logged into the annuls of time, we will be known as a cutting sword across the necks of industry losers — men fixated on decorum during the day, perverted womanizing drug addicts by night. Your opinions are fleeting, whispers in the wind on a very windy day, indeud.

On the issue of IQ, it was analyzed over twenty years ago to be very high, so high the mere mention of it is somewhat embarrassing, considering I spend my days here shitposting with you. It also happens to be a position of mine — which is breaking out now. Maybe you should buy some and profit from the move. Maybe if you did that, you could pass this lovely post onto other employees as Merrill’d Lynch, Flyover fucked edition, so that I can tell them to fuck themselves too and that their firm is filled with catamites and faggots, weak kneed men with glass jaws and fat ears.

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24 comments

  1. donkeyboy

    People who get their emotions all in a debacle because of the utterance of words are inferior.

    Live free or die

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  2. Black Swan

    The regular comment-class here are as dumb shit. I generally overlook it as this is how most American’s appear to me. Ill-informed bigots whose world view is informed by fox news.

    There is no way you are 42 Le Fly, no way …

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  3. acehood

    Fly’s decision to go “alt-right” for a year or so didn’t help matters.

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  4. wisprjet

    Three years ago I stumbled across the name Le Fly mentioned in a Marketplace article. I was curious about Le Fly, so I clicked on IBankcoin. Your prose and quick wit is why I keep coming back. It doesn’t matter if one is liked or not. What does matter is you have a voice of reasoning with strong opinions. You put yourself out there day after day. That takes courage.

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    • Dr. Fly

      Le Fly is a man of the people.

      Ace

      I never went alt right. That’s the part you Hillbots could never get over. I am and always will be anti-establishment. I might’ve got a little carried away with some aspects of Trump, but that was because I knew it irritated so many people here.

      I merely stirred the pot and say back and chuckled at everyone going nuts.

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      • numbersgame

        True, but there isn’t much of an air gap between going alt-right and pretending to go alt-right for the sake of eyeballs. Same amount of damage in the end, as it legitimizes those viewpoints.

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  5. numbersgame

    +1 to free speech.

    As for the state of comments here, iBankCoin looks like an ACLU meeting compared to dregs at ZeroHedge. There is a limit, as sarc found out.

    As for IQ, people with “above average” IQs, generally like to tell others this fact. Geniuses don’t have to tell anyone.

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    • Dr. Fly

      so I am not supposed to share my IQ? It’s quite high, +9% today.

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      • numbersgame

        I’m not sure what to think about it.

        It’s too early to tell if your IQ is a flash brilliance or a flash in the pan. Also, all the data on you IQ is from a Chinese company, so I’m not sure if the numbers on your IQ are real or made up.

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    • it is showtime
      it is showtime

      More insults. More piling on after self-congratulating.

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      • numbersgame

        Every regular reader on this blog already know Fly is smart, and Fly knows he’s smart, so he knows that I’m just poking at him in jest.

        Also, people that live in glass houses shouldn’t throw stones; you aren’t even the least bit subtle/witty/entertaining about it:

        “pinheaded…dumbass…I was right…I was right.”

        http://ibankcoin.com/flyblog/2018/04/11/world-war-good-stocks-curing-people-disease-good-business-model/#comment-549321

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        • it is showtime
          it is showtime

          Your arbiter role is meagre.

          This place is a mix of jabs, derision, sarcasm, subtlety and some retards and chumps on the side. I only claim to be a participant. (And a mark of historical truthtelling prediction) Patronizingly pinheaded was a pretty good play

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  6. ferd

    I hope this blog gets out of this obnoxious reflective mode.

    Started with a good comment by Steve Place this AM …but then he had to go and congratulate himself for being above the rest. The balance of the day’s been filled with people congratulating themselves for not being morons like “them” …or worse, piling on after someone else’s insult.

    Talk stocks …or at least make your insults and self-congratulations funny. (Of course I’m not addressing old man Lord Elder Fly with these comments.)

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    • Dr. Fly

      blog comments have been shit for a while. Most good comments are in Exodus.

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    • it is showtime
      it is showtime

      This is a very reflective comment

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    • numbersgame

      As for self-congratualating, that is a staple of finacial blogs, and for finacail analysts.

      Also, I feel that anyone who has the balls to make a prediction **in advance**, has the right to self-congratualte, especailly when the predction doesn’t come true based on blind luck (ie, earnings). Also, you KNOW that people will jump on them when they are wrong.

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  7. ferd

    Back to short the dollar here, base purely on the look of the chart.

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  8. WrongView

    Maybe you should start an advice column and be the new Marilyn Vos Savant + profanity. Could drive some traffic to the site.

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    • joyous__ending
      joyous__ending

      Excellent idea.
      First question: If a man steps into a time machine, when he arrives at the destination is he seeing the future or the present?
      And if he is seeing the future when he returns on the time machine is he seeing the past or the present?

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  9. chuck bennett

    When my IQ started, it fucking dropped way down.

    It has since recovered and it is high AF

    From a shit IPO to a hero. MAGA

    Regards

    Chuck Bennett

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