New Drama: Trump Attacks Sesame Street with Budget Cuts; Ronald McDonald Offers Reprisal on Twitter

The amount of grief taking place across the left side of America is intense. Their mental ailments have been laid bare and now they’re lashing out like savage animals because they didn’t get a second place trophy.

Last night Trump’s proposed a sundry of budget cuts, most of which hit liberal institutions that have become political and really shouldn’t be funded by the government. One of those organizations is PBS — home of Ernie and Bert.

Whether the proposed cuts will stick is immaterial at this point. Part of negotiating any deal is to first aim high and try to meet in the middle. Being that The Donald is a savant in crafting deals, I’m certain he’ll bend a little, especially when it comes to some of the cultural institutions that rich folk hold so dear.

Then earlier on today, the Twitter account for $MCD went rogue and attacked Trump. I do not believe it was hacked, even though Twitter said it was compromised. I think it was some malevolently by some retard managing the account.

On a related note, democrats are now threatening to defund the government by not raising debt ceiling — in an effort to stop Trump’s Wall from being built. Good thing the Mexicans are paying for it.

The past 6 months have been surreal. The Trump show continues to spin off hit after hit, weaving intrigue and endless amounts of entertainment for those paying attention to the details. The left have lost often and in hilarious fashion. Trump has been under attack from the moment he announced his candidacy and his thinned skin demeanor all but guarantees he’ll continue to give his enemies hell — even when they don’t deserve it.

There are innumerable benefits to this, especially from an investment standpoint — the first being he’s made the Fed almost meaningless. You know as well as I that if Trump wasn’t around creating all sorts of shit storms, we’d be hanging on every word coming out of the Fed heads. Do you remember when we’d know the schedules of each Fed head, even the non voting one’s, just so we could parse every word to get a better idea what they were up to? Now we don’t give a shit. If they all died in fires today, we might be sad, but we really wouldn’t give a shit.

All that matters now is the plans Trump has set forth: taxes, healthcare, regulations, budget and infrastructure. Life is simple again. The fuckers at the Fed have the cover they need to slowly sabotage the market and we can trade again — without having to worry about market crashes, induced by a Fed governor burp.

Demotards and republitards should both be grateful for Trump for being the lightening rod, the bigger than life super hero/villain (depending how you look at him), for us little guys trying to cobble together a few million in investment gains in order to finance modest lives in zero crime, golf course rich, suburban neighborhoods with pastoral views.

Kathleen Hayes from Bloomberg called out Yellen for the state of the economy being in the tank — juxtaposed against nonsensical Fed Reserve tightening. Clearly, she hasn’t a legitimate reason to hike rates, other than to draw down the economy and cause a crisis.

Yellen said ‘policy remains accommodative’ yet she’s fucking hiking. That’s like me punching you in the face, whilst saying ‘I’m here to help.’

When Hayes asked if the Fed would continue to tighten should the economy continued to wallow in the doldrums, Yellen gave herself some wiggle room, saying ‘policy wasn’t set in stone.’

Well, look, our policy is not set in stone. It is data- dependent and we’re — we’re not locked into any particular policy path. Our — you know, as you said, the data have not notably strengthened. I — there’s noise always in the data from quarter to quarter. But we haven’t changed our view of the outlook. We think we’re on the same path, not — we haven’t boosted the outlook, projected faster growth. We think we’re moving along the same course we’ve been on, but it is one that involves gradual tightening in the labor market.

I would describe some measures of wage growth as having moved up some. Some measures haven’t moved up, but there’s is also suggestive of a strengthening labor market. And we expect policy to remain accommodative now for some time. So we’re talking about a gradual path of removing policy accommodation as the economy makes progress moving toward neutral. But we’re continuing to provide accommodation to the economy that’s allowing it to grow at an above-trend pace that’s consistent with further improvement in the labor market.

ONE DOES NOT HIKE INTEREST RATES WHEN THE ECONOMY IS GROWING UNDER 1%.

We truly dodged a bullet when Obama kicked old man McCain down a flight of electoral stairs in 2008.

In an effort to further his saber rattling against Putin and Russia, McCain is leading the charge to get Montenegro added to NATO. Libertarian Rand Paul, a man consistently against foreign intervention that costs the lives of millions, objected to it and walked out of the room — which then triggered McCain to make the following remarks.

“I note the senator from Kentucky leaving the floor without justification or any rationale for the action he has just taken. That is really remarkable — that a senator blocking a treaty that is supported by the overwhelming number, perhaps 98 at least of his colleagues, would come to the floor and object and walk away…The only conclusion you can draw when he walks away is he has no argument to be made.

He has no justification for his objection to having a small nation be part of NATO that is under assault from the Russians. So, I repeat again, the senator from Kentucky is now working for Vladimir Putin.”

We’re in full blown red scare mode in establishment s h i l l America.

How long can we permit them to keep getting away with this sort of stuff? There will come a day when the right wing goon squads will have no choice but to place these people into large shipping containers, and then sink them to the bottom of the ocean.

Meanwhile, right wing tards continue to get beat down — across the nation.

Last night conservative talk show host, Michael Savage, was attacked by a 6’5 man outside a restaurant after eating dinner — who also kicked Savage’s dog — because liberalism is a mental disorder.

Michael’s attorney said they’ll be pursuing felony charges.

“We’re going to seek felony charges against the man and we’re going to investigate this as a Hate Crime because of Michael’s political views.”

Here is Savage’s account of the assault.

“I was leaving Servino’s restaurant when a total stranger followed me out of the restaurant and confronted me. He said, ‘Are you Michael Weiner?’ I turned to him and sid, ‘Go away, I don’t know who you are. I turned to leave and he pushed me and I fell down. He moved toward me to pushed me down and he shoved my 10-pound poodle out of the way to get to me. He has lied and said I pushed him. That is absurd. Both of my hands were holding onto things!”

Savage and his dog are okay. Some websites said Savage incurred a bloody nose, but that has yet to be confirmed.

The National Weather Service was warning of a monstrous storm yesterday, one that would lay more than 2 feet of snow on NYC streets and surrounding areas. The net result was more nothing. Great. There’s nothing wrong with being wrong about forecasting the weather. After all, weathermen are barely literate people. But in this particular case, THEY FUCKING LIED — as not to ‘confuse’ the pavement apes who scrape their knuckles on the NYC streets.

Shep Smith laid into them for lying, calling it ‘WRONG’, as flamboyantly gay Shep could only do, always with a flair for the dramatics.

Matt Drudge has been very vocal about the NWS failures, saying it has become a sordid cabal of politcal hacks, Obamaites — offering FAKE WEATHER to the people as a form of wanton perversion of science.

These people should be electrocuted on wrought iron gates, or tossed into active volcanos or twisters. As a meteorologist, I’m sure that’s a nice way to die — having your arms and legs torn from your torso inside of the vortex of a twister — shoveling shit in your mouth the whole time as it tears through some asshole midwest town filled with religious folk.

Do not try to understand why gold went up today, or how a Fed rate hike and hints at 2 more for the year was construed as dovish. Just go with the flow — Hakuna Matata.

When you come to realize, finally, that all of your years of study and experience mean nothing in a battlefield filled with fucking retards smashing in each other’s skulls in with their shields, you will find a sort of peace. For two decades, I curated my skills, read innumerable books, expanded my money management business to enjoy 1%er type wealth — only to later find out most of everything that I learned was meaningless horseshit.

The only reliable method of research that I am able to repeat over and over again are found in the confines of Exodus — examining market behavior without emotion. It’s very hard to do and sometimes one does get caught up in the moment — boarded on an arc filled with gay giraffes. But, the data rhymes and often repeats itself — permitting attentive students of the market to glean an edge.

As expected, gold stocks traded higher on a Federal Reserve rate hike, said no one but a select few.

Quick take on gold: Oversold on Tuesday, bouncing now, as expected. @ppt_exodus $gld $jnug pic.twitter.com/dbc0cotZyp

— The_Real_Fly (@The_Real_Fly) March 11, 2017

The action was palatable, with the sector higher by 9%.

CNBC had Bill on to translate what had happened at the Fed meeting — relying upon his deep reservoir of experience in the credit markets.

Gross viewed Yellen’s comments as ‘dovish’ — because they only mentioned to more hikes for 2017 and another 2 in 2018. He chalked it up to Janet being a natural dove, big lover of easy monetary policy.

In Bill’s big bug eyes, fiscal reform and potential tax policy adjustments are secondary factors to the actions of the BOJ and ECB — who he thinks are buying the stuffing out of US treasuries in their ridiculous QE programs.

What’s most important to Bill is the potential cessation of QE — which would then usher in a new era for credit markets — one that will be rued for all eternity, bringing forth with it ‘hell’, alluding to potential majorly drops in bond prices.

The market never ceases to amaze. In light of the Fed hiking for the third time in the past 11 years, hinting at two more hikes for 2017, the sages of Wall Street are responding dovishley, with boyish naivety, as if they just lowered rates.

At the very core of Fed hikes is the notion that it will prevent an overheating of the economy — bolster the dollar — and provide banks with a steep yield curve. It is, inherently, anti-growth.

But the market is viewing it as anything but that — more of an affirmation that things are getting better.

The Dow is higher by 100
The dollar is DOWN 0.73% v the euro
Copper +1.4%, WTI +2.7%

And, interestingly, bonds are rallying too.

Victoriously, I anticipated these shenanigans and allocated 100% of my assets, which were hitherto in cash, in a singular stock of glorious proportions.

Let the rally commence and gains to be enjoyed.

The Fed hiked by 25bps, laying waste to any economic model that calls for easy Fed policy when the economy is shit.

Here is the insane Yellen ‘dot plot.’

And here is the statement.

FOMC statement pic.twitter.com/0B4OJL8LaM

— The_Real_Fly (@The_Real_Fly) March 15, 2017

Neel Kashkari was the only dissenter on the Fed, opting to not vote in favor of stupid Fed hikes.

I realize there are many who believe the Fed should hike — because MUH inflation. But those people are wrong. The issue here is debt and growth. Without resolving those issues, nothing will improve. What the Fed is doing now is merely provoking catastrophe to prove their relevance.

#Yellen: Our decision to make another gradual reduction…reflects economy's continued progress toward employment/price stability objectives pic.twitter.com/znuaf75oTk

— FOX Business (@FoxBusiness) March 15, 2017