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Rigged Markets, Rigged Elections, Fake News, Fake Polls and Now Fake Weather

The National Weather Service was warning of a monstrous storm yesterday, one that would lay more than 2 feet of snow on NYC streets and surrounding areas. The net result was more nothing. Great. There’s nothing wrong with being wrong about forecasting the weather. After all, weathermen are barely literate people. But in this particular case, THEY FUCKING LIED — as not to ‘confuse’ the pavement apes who scrape their knuckles on the NYC streets.

Shep Smith laid into them for lying, calling it ‘WRONG’, as flamboyantly gay Shep could only do, always with a flair for the dramatics.

Matt Drudge has been very vocal about the NWS failures, saying it has become a sordid cabal of politcal hacks, Obamaites — offering FAKE WEATHER to the people as a form of wanton perversion of science.

These people should be electrocuted on wrought iron gates, or tossed into active volcanos or twisters. As a meteorologist, I’m sure that’s a nice way to die — having your arms and legs torn from your torso inside of the vortex of a twister — shoveling shit in your mouth the whole time as it tears through some asshole midwest town filled with religious folk.

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23 comments

  1. heckler

    Basically this states that even though they had updated forecast models at NWS they didn’t change the story because most citizens are simply retarded:

    http://hosted.ap.org/dynamic/stories/U/US_SCI_WINTER_WEATHER_FORECAST?SITE=AP&SECTION=HOME&TEMPLATE=DEFAULT&CTIME=2017-03-14-17-17-34

    Also, I don’t think that more budget cuts (to give to the military) have any chance at helping improve weather predictions going forward.

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    • sarcrilege

      Living where I live, I could not even count how many times my kids stayed home because retards in gov’t closed schools on fake weather warning (snow day, fog day, ice rain, whatever). It’s all bullshit. Public servants, teachers, etc. stay home, get paid, and businesses pay for it.

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      • heckler

        Good quick read on world powers and military strength.

        Let’s cut some war overhead and hold steady with 19 aircraft carriers for a while, eh?

        http://www.businessinsider.com/the-worlds-most-powerful-militaries-2017-3

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        • ericbakerbruce

          Fuck libtard site BI. Sad!

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        • sarcrilege

          Business Insider = useless propaganda to justify over bloated MIC: “country’s military budget, manpower, and the amount of equipment ” means shit in asymmetric warfare.

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      • jtizzle

        Don’t know what shady school your kids go to, but the one I teach at you have to make up the days that are called for weather at the end of the year. Anyway you slice it, school is in session 180 days a year.

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        • sarcrilege

          Well, I dont know where you teach but no teach make up anything around here.

          Yeah, when I went to public school, we had to make up days on Saturdays for any missed days, faked or not. Not anymore. Schools, at least around here, degraded to ‘shady schools’ because of greedy teachers, unions and dumb ass school boards. The closest private school is 125miles from here. No choice.

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        • jtizzle

          That’s a bummer. I teach in the Chicago area. I hate weather days because it takes away my summer time.

          Get involved in the school board and force some change.

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  2. anjingbauwau

    frigging in the rigging ‘coz there was Feck all else to do

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  3. anjingbauwau

    there was a headline the other week… winter is over… well after 5 days of minus 20 that was another terrific call from the weather folks… 3rd warmest March ever is quickly being erased….. look for 3 natty gas storage withdrawals to finish off March….. Next week look for triple digits in the withdrawal #….

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  4. UncleBuccs

    Dr. Fly – I’m sure you can recall how the weather segment of the 80’s/90’s evening news would consist of a single, 3 minutes presentation that aired about 20 minutes deep in the broadcast.

    Now it’s quite often the leading story, with several updates occurring within a half-hour news program.

    We’ve been conditioned…

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    • anjingbauwau

      Gotcha! The Subordination of Free Will….

      For more than a century, a silent battle has been raging for the territory of your mind. The weapons are so covert that the masses have remained unaware of their use.In Gotcha! Eldon Taylor explores the 24/7 bombardment of information designed to win the hearts and minds of the public. He demonstrates how new sound-bytes are championed into personal awareness, becoming memes of the culture. All of this results in framing and reframing classical positions thereby causing adjustments to personal values and history itself. Your very decision process is being managed and manipulated.

      >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

      Taylor points out the Nephew of Freud- Edward Bernays- took his uncles findings of how the human mind works and crafted the idea of Scientific Marketing/Public Relations in his book Propaganda.

      It should be core reading in school along with 1984 and Brave New World.

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  5. fryguy15

    Captain obvious over here…. The good folks over at the Weather Channel were putting out fake news when it wasn’t even cool yet.

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  6. stockslueth

    No supercomputers for you! Next!

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  7. ironbird

    The Orange God melts libtard faces. Ole Shep better be careful. Homeboy is one plastic surgery away from total collapse.

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  8. juice

    ah, the Age of Fake-Everything, from weather to news to orgasms to titties to stocked markets, you name it, it’s faked

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    • anjingbauwau

      fake tits …was waiting for that….

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      • heckler

        Had a gf once who’s parents offered her, what was it, a gas card for life or fake tits.

        She opted for the tits. I wonder what goes through their little heads.

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  9. ironbird

    Libtards lookout. The Orange God has a massive crowd roaring right now. That is the sound of revolution. How far is Nashville to the Libtarded Beltway? Y’all hang in there.

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  10. heaterman

    All weather forecasts should be taken with a grain or two of salt. hey are in the news business also and the worse the forecast the better the ratings. Especially venues like the Weather Channel or Weather.com. Heck even our local station here in Michigan was yapping about the carnage about to be wrought upon the craven cities of the Eastern coasts.

    OTOH…imagine the backlash if they had lightened up the forecast and only to have the storm shift east and dump Biblical amounts of white stuff on NY, Boston and the like.
    It’s a Lose/Lose scenario for them.

    Weather forecasting is the only job in the world where one can be wrong over 50% of the time and still get paid.

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    • skalliwag

      Economists enjoy the same luxury on being wrong as weather forecasters.

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  11. skulduggery

    I was warned in my area of a blizzard with 50 mph winds. Our local news girl pretty much admitted they held back the truth to help us. They truly believes themselves the elite.

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