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Texas Has Been Destroyed, Gasoline is Up, Prepare to Make Money

Anyone else bored of this shit? The never-ending increase in stock values has me hoping for a calamitous drop. Are we in the midst of a truly unique renaissance in global business or utter horseshit? Post 2008 crisis, the global banking cabal have kept all prospective declines in check, which has resulted in a very sanguine, yet accommodative, economy.

Look at the upside too, you god damned gorilla fools. Sharp downturns accompany unemployment and starvation. Dare I say, this mechanized, central banking, scheme is A-okay for the status quo — seemingly immune to normal economic cycles. The fear, of course, is that this new normal dislocates and fucks us all.

Futures are flat. Oil is down. Gasoline is higher by 4% because Texas has been destroyed by Hurricane Harvey.

With crack spreads blowing out, expect refinery stocks to rip higher.

Is anyone else bored of this shit or is it just me?

Sometimes I feel like a man on an island, all alone, dealing with the pangs of fuckery all by himself.

Prepare to make money…blah, blah, blagh — go fuck yourselves.

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11 comments

  1. moosh

    Agree, boring as shit. What gives?

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  2. sarcrilege

    Let’s play who wants to be Rudolf Havenstein. Granny Yellen is not so keen. How about Cohn…?

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  3. NotGekko

    He’s an angry elf

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  4. ironbird

    Everything is going great. Just look at that shining queer commie shit stain on a hill. San Francisco.

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  5. probucks

    Actually… it’s down bro

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  6. t.c.

    Houston is wrecked. The end.

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    • Cricket

      “… is that this new normal dislocates and fucks us all …”

      Dislocated since 2008. Money disconnected from humans. Bifurcation bitches!

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  7. ironbird

    None of this matters. Game of Cunts and Cucks. Was so great. And totally surprising. Let the castrations begin. We are all some red headed faggot now. Hillary oh Hillary.

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  8. traderconfessions
    traderconfessions

    I’ve donated to the relief effort.. and you whiny fuckers?

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    • NotGekko

      I am the relief effort. We got neighbors.

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    • bob smith

      I’m shipping down some of those arm floaties I bought at Dollar Tree exactly for a crisis like this one. As they say in boy/girl/questioning scouts, “be prepared.”

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