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Here is the Photo of the ‘Lone Wolf’, Asian Male, Who Committed the ‘Isolated’ Terror Attack in London Today

The Telegraph was reporting that an ‘asian male’ had committed the attacks in London today, which killed 4 and injured 20.

Witnesses describe ‘Asian guy’ in his 40s carrying eight-inch long knife
Witnesses described seeing a middle-aged man carrying a knife and running. Jayne Wilkinson said:

“We were taking photos of Big Ben and we saw all the people running towards us, and then there was an Asian guy in about his 40s carrying a knife about seven or eight inches long.

“And then there were three shots fired, and then we crossed the road and looked over. The man was on the floor with blood.

“He had a lightweight jacket on, dark trousers and a shirt. He was running through those gates, towards Parliament, and the police were chasing him.”

Here’s a first look at the Chinese guy who committed these acts of terrorism. Nice beard. How very mandarin of him.


Asian male

Independent, UK reported it was a middle aged ‘Asian man’ — because they’re crazy.

Security sources described the suspected assailant as a middle-aged Asian man, who is understood to have left the car before attacking a police officer with a seven-to-eight inch knife.


An eyewitness who saw the events unravel, recalls the scene.

“We heard a loud bang and screaming and then I noticed some smoke. I thought it was a car crash,” Frazer Clarke, 25, from Burton-on-Trent, told the Press Association.

“I looked towards the front gate and people were running, a police officer and a fellow coming to the gate with two knives.
“He was stabbing the police officer with the knives.

“The police officer was stumbling and fell on the floor. Another police officer walked toward the guy with the knives and shot him twice.

“Then people started shouting at us to get inside. Time stood still and I was shocked.”

The “French” rejoice.

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TERROR IN LONDON: AT LEAST A DOZEN INJURED, TWO SHOT, MULTIPLE PEOPLE MOWED DOWN BY VEHICLE

UPDATE: I give up.

UPDATE: The Asian man in question has been identified as Abu Izzadeen (Trevor Brooks). And, here he is giving a speech a while ago — professing that terrorism is part of Islam. You couldn’t have a better spokesman for continued action in the middle east.

UPDATE: They’re reporting the description of the man was ‘Asian.’ That’s cuck talk for middle eastern in England. Today is the one year anniversary of the Brussels attack.

UPDATE: UK police have now labeled this a terrorist incident. So much for wishful thinking.

UPDATE: there are reports of a police officer being reported as dead following the incident. At least 12 people have been injured, with two reported shot.

UPDATE: numerous people have been shot outside parliament.

UPDATE: report- man who attacked police officer has been shot.

UPDATE: a police officer has been injured with a knife related injury.

Details are scarce, thus far. But an incident or a series of incidents had unfolded just moments ago in London. Reports of shots fired outside parliament have been confirmed and at least 5 people mowed down by a vehicle on Westminister Bridge.

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BofA/Merrill: Buy Oil

Energy stocks are just about in a bear market for 2017 — down by 18% based off an 11% decline in the underlying commodity. Bears point to Trump’s easy position on regulations as one of the reasons to be bearish, unleashing frackers to go hog wild throughout the country in search for crude.

BofA is out with a contrarian note today, suggesting that enough is enough and to get in the sector, you faggots, while the prices are cheap.

This from one of their equity strategists.

Source: CNBC

Subramanian told clients she now likes the laggard energy space more. “We now see significantly more upside in energy, and see limited potential for relative gains from here (forward) in consumer discretionary stocks,” she wrote.

A key pillar of Subramanian’s bullish energy call is that her firm expects the price of U.S. crude to rebound to above $70 per barrel by June.

She doesn’t see the sledding getting better for the consumer-focused stocks, however. She cites longer-term headwinds such as the “ongoing apparel malaise” and the “competitive onslaught from disruptors” in the digital retail space. Amazon.com, of course, is one such disruptor.

Some of the hardest hit stocks in the sector include $QEP, $BBG, $KEG, $SGY and $SM. You don’t have to look far to find stocks down in excess of 30% since the new year.

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Lead Story This Morning on CNN: Is the President Afraid of Stairs?

Someone had tweeted a screen shot of a teevee segment by CNN, titled ‘Is the President Afraid of Stairs?’ I thought it was a joke, photoshopped by a bored introvert, until I did a cursory search on Twitter and revealed it was, in fact, an actual segment on CNN.

How fucking stupid are these people to waste time discussing fake phobias? They can’t keep getting away with it.

Here’s just a handful of reactions on Twitter, snapped on a first come, first serve basis.

It looks like CNN is pivoting from fake news to the incredulous.

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The House that Eddie Built: Sears Warns of ‘Going Concern’; Shares Plunge

 

Eddie Lampert has been lending $SHLD lots of money, secured by some of its best real estate. The game is winding down now and Eddie will end up owning a lot of pristine properties, for Sears is warning on their ability to exist this morning, as presently situated.

“Our historical operating results indicate substantial doubt exists related to the company’s ability to continue as a going concern,” the Hoffman Estates, Illinois-based company said in the filing Tuesday. But the company added that its comeback plan may help alleviate the concerns, “satisfying our estimated liquidity needs 12 months from the issuance of the financial statements.

Sears-Kmart is symbolic of old dinosaur retail being displaced by changing trends, and Amazon. Their quarterlies have been shit for years. I’m bemused by anyone who dares to own this stock past settlement date.

The interesting dilemma in all this isn’t whether Sears will shut down — because they will. But what will replace their square footage at your local mall?

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Dr. Pieczenik is Dissatisfied with Trump Thus Far — Wants Half of U.S. Generals Fired

Being that he’s psyops, can any of you experts out there opine on the randomness of the zooming in of the lens during certain parts of his rant? Is Dr. Pie trying to mind control America into shit-canning half of its generals?

In this clip, which is merely 4 mins of your time. Dr. Pie gives his opinion on Trump’s lack of firing and increasing the budget for the military-industrial complex — something he says is a broken tactic that hasn’t worked since WW2.

 

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Let the Panic Begin: Media Actively Promoting Market Uncertainty; Asian Equities Flush Out

Bank of America Merrill did a survey last week, which was picked up today by Bloomberg, expressing the reticence of fund managers — because MUH valuations appear to be stretched.

Seemingly, record numbers of panic filled managers view U.S. markets as most oversold — a narrative being delicately woven by the media shills in an ardent effort to talk down markets.

BofA’s Chief Investment Strategist, Michael Hartnett, penned a useless note to clients,  showcasing this survey as incontrovertible evidence that markets are, hilariously, most overvalued since 2000. On the flip-side of this shit-libbed survey, a record number of participants, likely pooled from the San Francisco bathhouse scene, view European markets are most undervalued. In other words, we’re going to tank, dot com bust style, all the while migrant impugned Europe escapes the horrors and ends up raping and pillaging shorts for the remainder of 2017.

Good luck with that, fucked face.

Subsequently, Asian markets are reeling lower, led by the NIKKEI -2%, the resource heavy S&P ASX, -1.6%, and the Hang Seng -1.2%.

DAX futures are off by 0.75% and Nasdaq futs are down by 15.

Prepare for broken elevator cable pin action.

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Maxine Waters Tweets: “GET READY FOR IMPEACHMENT”

The intelligence quotient amongst these people in power is below retard level. Here is the dumbest person to ever soil the halls of Congress, Maxine Waters, tweeting to get ready for impeachment — less than 3 months into Trump’s presidency.

Here’s the case Maxine made for building a consensus around removing the President of the United States. Please listen and try not to laugh too hard when she says Putin is advancing into Korea.

Look at the eyes on that empty vessel — vacuous and without a soul. These are the troglodytes that seek to lead us down the road to Damascus — splintering and breaking this country into an irreversible dystopian state of rack and ruin. The neocon agenda of war by any means is a philosophy shared on both sides of the aisle. Maxine Waters doesn’t have any thoughts of her own. Like Pelosi, she’s genetically incapable of exerting real leadership and instead regurgitates whatever her bosses tell her to disseminate.

The world has always been a dangerous place. Couple the inherent risks with the fact that both the GOP and the DNC are filled with trollops like this, an outside observer begins to understand why America voted for a man who is, quintessentially, the exact opposite of what we’ve come to expect from Washington.

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MARKET FALLS OVER 100 NASDAQS: TRADERS GET UNMOORED FROM THEIR MONEY AND SUMMARILY KICKED INTO VIOLENT OCEAN

Well, the Trump administration kept bragging about the stock market successes, now they’re gonna have to fall victim to the odious true nature of it — a wild unkept beast whose only goal is to eat the testicles of those playing inside of it.

The rare air of tumult is abundant today — with the Dow Jones falling by more than 240 and the fag-heavy Nasdaq off by 110. It’s a good thing $SNAP was afforded the opportunity to come public and get liquid on all of the middle aged men who wanted to be a part of the social fabric that is shill-heavy Americana. These are the culture wars, after all. You’re either one of them, or everyone else. The good news is, there’s time left to jump over the transom and back into reality — far away from the vainglorious bedlamites who hover over us like ravenous vultures — and into the less servile quarters.

Bitcoins were higher by 6%, gold nearly 1% and everything else sharply lower.

Major losses were invariably big in almost every sector — especially banking, biotech and basic resources. Standouts included $HCLP, $SID, $CLF, $KITE, $ALNY, $JUNO, $X, $SGEN and $VALE.

Breadth stood at a pathetic 16% and the Bubble Basket found in Exodus was drowned by -4%. Since we’re running free trials through Wednesday, some of you might truly get to embrace the algorithmic winship inherent in the platform.

As far as I’m concerned, my all in position, $WLK, shed nearly 3% — leaving me in a forlorn recalcitrant mood into what could be an extended whorish move lower. Instead of permitting the market to fribble away at me like this, I might just do something about it tomorrow — via downside hedges or a full liquidation of the position. I have zero qualms about losing when the markets are hard. I do, however, feel that to lose for an extended period of time, in the face of undeniable truths, is inexcusable.

To that end, if you find yourselves in a state of ruin after this minor parlance into corrective territory, you’re likely doing it all wrong. Either way, make sure you can survive the broken elevator drops and be able to buy the blood and the pitiful state of your fellow trader — transferring his loss into your magnanimous gain.

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