Democrat’s Response to Trump Filmed in Creepy Southern Diner with Token Black Guy

What the fuck was this all about?

Here’s the token black guy, who was likely flown in from San Francisco by one of the special interest groups within the DNC.

And here is former governor of Kentucky, who was roundly defeated by a republican, start his speech with incomprehensible gibberish.

I have no idea who Steve Beshear is, but neither does Steve Beshear pic.twitter.com/JFzBJIuTkW

— The Swog Blog (@TheSwogBlog) March 1, 2017

That is your democratic party, in a nutshell — fuckery largess, totally and completely irrelevant. The insanity is quickening.

The big winner was $HOG — due to Trump explicitly singling them out for facing tax barriers into foreign markets. The gist of Trump’s speech, which was probably his best ever, was to usher in a renewal to American greatness — to defend American interests here and abroad.

Many of the same classic Trumpisms were evoked, such as building the wall, defending American jobs by doing fair trade deals, and increasing the military budget.

One of the low points for the democrats, which was truly reprehensible, was when Trump featured 4 people who lost loved ones to illegal immigrants — part of a group called VOICE.

WATCH: Trump announces an office to focus on crimes done by immigrants called VOICE (Victims of Immigration Crime Engagement) pic.twitter.com/1LfHrvxW6u

— UPROXX (@UPROXX) March 1, 2017

He was very strong on infrastructure, lower taxes and hard on the drug companies. If anything, it reaffirmed his pro-growth narrative with harsh undertones for big pharma.

Discuss.

My portfolio was ripped apart to pieces today — as if rabid dogs had attacked a sack of meat dripping with blood. Boldly, I’ve tied my fate to the so called ‘Trump trade’, a gamble on the prospects of big government spending and a wanton relief of Obama’s absurdities.

At last glance, I was off by 2% at 160% long, or down by 3.2%.

The entire construct of Trump’s swag is on trial now — as the winter winds abate, so does the frost on the brain. Ergo, people are waiting for tangible action and results. Our do nothing republican congress has offered zero support for any of Trump’s policies — because they’re horrible people and shills.

Take a gander.

The highlight of my day was reveling in the agony of Amazon s3 users — down as the CIA updates their firmware into their cloud. Other than that, 75% of stocks were down — tentatively, ahead of tonight’s speech, which is sure to rattle a few cages and cause some people to undergo conniption fits.

A few years ago, iBankCoin was hosted at a big corporate data center. It was great, with lots of bells and whistles, but very little service and I wanted to have someone responsible for the site’s functionality. I switched over to a small firm and have been very happy since I’ve made the decision.

Today, Amazon’s s3 cloud corporate server farm is offline — taking with it a sundry of sites and apps — like Stocktwits, Amazon’s echo, Medium, Trello and many, many more.

If you’re having an issue logging onto a site, blame the fuckers from Amazon.

The corraling of sites into these corporate ghettos leaves the very fabric of the internet itself at risk. If you’re running a site and rely upon it as your sole source of income, reconsider the alluring marketing pages of Amazon’s AWS or GoDaddy and stay local instead.

The cloud never goes down, until it does, and then you’re fucked.

CRINGEWORTHY presentation during AWS failure.

The moment the presenter realizes S3 is down. #AWS #S3 #Amazon pic.twitter.com/S8gY1J9lrH

— Ian Sherwood (@ian_surewould) February 28, 2017

The Godfather of Fake News, Sec.gov, is down. Thank you Amazon.

Populism and nationalism continues to spread the globe, like a wildflower amidst a field of shit. Any of you lads familiar with Geert Wilders? He’s been under 24hr surveillance for the past 13 years — ever since Van Gogh was stabbed to death in the streets of Netherlands for having an anti-muslim opinion. Wilders, a party leader in Netherlands, was thought to be next on the list for his views — which are fuck the EU, cease all Islamic hordes into Netherlands, ban all mosques and the koran wherever he might rule.

The Centre for European research gives Mr. Wilders an 80% chance of winning the March 15th elections. It is, however, unlikely that he can form a coalition and become Prime Minister. No one really knows what will happen once he wins.

It is abundantly clear that there is something happening in the world now, an anti-globalist, anti-multiculturalism movement — which is as old as humanity itself. It is normal for French people to take pride in their culture, just like it’s normal for southerners in the United States to celebrate General Lee’s birthday over a large serving of buttery grits.

As investors, none of these changes have made a single difference in the trajectory of markets. For a brief while, both BREXIT and the Trump win jarred markets — but soon quickly reverted to its fake ways and jimmy-rigged its way back upwards.

But what will happen when Geert wins and his dynamism spreads into France — further convincing the French people to become great again and to reject German hegemony via the EU by voting Le Pen?

For now, ABN Amro thinks Europe is mesmerized by Trump — ignoring the perils of EU disintegration.

Leave it to the French to dredge up unnecessary drama. Below is a clip of fuckery of the first order. Apparently, a police sniper’s rifle fired a round, injuring a waiter and a working attendant, one shot to the leg and the other in the ankle, while the President was trying to give a god damned speech.

It appears the policeman left his safety off and was probably snap chatting himself when the shot fired off into the help.

Enjoy.

A French police officer accidentally fires a shot during a speech by President Hollande, slightly injuring 2 people https://t.co/FE51fCWatq

— Sky News (@SkyNews) February 28, 2017

Don’t even think about selling your stocks you fucking cave apes. We’ve got walls to build and toxic pipelines to lay down. Once the EPA is dismantled and Trump’s right wing goon squads hit the streets to take out the trash, America will be great again.

Also, the Mexicans will be financing mostly everything, while the Chinese will owe us bigly for permitting them to keep those fake islands in the south China sea.

Both silver and gold stocks are ripping higher — mostly by 3%, because panic. Second to that is the cleaning product space, with sexy names like $CLX, $DAR and $SCL. It’s a shoot yourselves in the face type of tape.

Bonds are higher and so are utilities. You get the picture.

Oil and gas stocks continue to get hammered, now down by almost 10% for the month. Mind you, this is an extremely oversold situation and will not stand for too much longer.

According to Exodus, the following stocks are oversold.

$TECK, $FSM, $CZZ, $PRTY, $HL, $DLB — amongst many others.

RELATED: Exodus is also flagging the euro, via $FXE, overbought. The track record for this signal is zero losses, 6 wins, over the past 6 months. Look for a dollar spike soon.

Aside from fake news revelations and how poorly the failing NY Times is doing, we should all be cognizant that certain sectors have already forecasted huge windfalls — which need to be fulfilled by the President, else they’ll be annihilated.

I know this is hard for many of you 75IQers to grasp, but stocks do trade on fundamentals, ultimately.

Banks: Need to hear about Dodd-Frank and big growth talk. The more shit Trump talks about America being great again, the higher $BAC will go.

Retail: The border tax idea will positively fuck retailers — since most of their crap is made overseas in slave factories. Any mention of China or Mexico will lower the market caps of $WMT, $GPS and $TGT appreciably.

Nuclear: I know some of you are worried about Trump getting his hands on the nuclear football codes, but that’s the least of your problems. We’re gonna have Saddam styled nuclear missile bomb parades, not before long — covered by the only news agency left in America: Breitbart.com. We want to hear about nuclear energy and the rebuilding of our nuclear arsenal. From what I’ve gathered, at present strength, we could only destroy the world 109 times over, sending the planet into an ice aged which would last 15,000 years. Clearly, this isn’t enough. We need MOAR. Look for moves in $UEC, $CCJ and $URG should Trump tout uranium.

Infrastructure: We want to hear about the wall and oil pipelines heading into the loyalist cesspool known as Canada. Also, we want to hear about superfluous things, like new bridges and airports, highways and tunnels. Bold words might help buoy the shares of $ATRO, $X, $FCX, $TECK and $HBM — amongst many others. But it’s important to note that this sector is already up big. The downside would be material should his infrastructure schemes be delayed.

Healthcare: Trump will defecate all over Obamacare tonight. It’s one of his favorite things to do, ever. Whether he has a better national plan remains to be seen. Personally, I rather miss the days when I’d pay just $1,200 per month for family insurance. I don’t think there’s any upside to the insurance companies involved here. If anything, look for big downside in big pharma and enterprising biotechs who’ve made a living off gouging the system. Names like $ENDP, $AGN, $GILD, $MNK and $VRX should be watched.

Additionally, we want to hear about lower tax rates — which helps almost all major companies. And, we want to hear about a tax holiday for money held overseas: repatriation.

According to Bloomberg, the following companies have the most cash overseas, as a percentage to their respective market caps.
$XRX, $MAT, $WU, $HPQ, $FSLR, $IR, $MUR, $WDC, $GLW, $HES

And here is Goldman’s top high tax rate plays.