Late Night Shitpost: The Wall Just Got 10 Feet Higher

Part of the human experience is learning how to deal with adversity, especially loss. Often times loss can send people spiraling into depression — causing great pain and anguish. Parents often shield their children from harsh truths with purposeful lies — designed to allay their fears. The ambrosia of lies is a very sweet drink, capable of sending the afflicted into an everlasting slumber of catatonic ignorance.

As is the case with the election of Donald Trump, rogue elements within the CIA, and leftists (communists) in the government, are employing similar parental tactics now, by telling their minions Trump will soon be impeached. “Betting” websites are now giving 11:8 odds of Trump finishing his first term — providing succor to an otherwise defeated cadre of self-loathing malcontents.

False tales are the elixir for the aggrieved, times tested over thousands of years.

Alas, we get to the bottom line. I will always give it to you straight, as I have zero motive in deceiving any of you — being a humble merchant of market intelligence software. I am neither a libtard or a conservatard. I am a deeply analytical person (extra Exodus) who knows trends and makes decisions based on the best information (extra $UEC) available to me.

The wall just got 10 feet higher, fuckers. Keep it up.

How can the left recover from a statement like this? Not only did he make all of them look like a bunch of pansy pussies, but also hypocritical by pointing out that Obama did the same god damned thing — and there wasn’t a peep.

In short, this isn’t about religion, but terror. This is a temporary ban, until our government can figure out a way to vet immigrants properly, instead of  the dumb as shit way we do it now.

Finally, Obama set the precedent and the left was fondling his johnson for 8 long years.

UPDATE: The Daily Mirror ran an anti-Trump article, regarding London’s Khan calling for the UK to cancel his visit to the country until the ‘cruel’ ban on immigration ended, and then asked their readers if they agreed via an online poll.

The response was less than desirable, without question.

In response to Trump’s new immigration ban, Senators McCain and Graham, both of whom are avid haters and shit talkers of President Trump, they issued a joint statement to express their dismay.

Jan 29 2017

STATEMENT BY SENATORS McCAIN & GRAHAM ON EXECUTIVE ORDER ON IMMIGRATION
Washington, D.C. ­– U.S. Senators John McCain (R-AZ) and Lindsey Graham (R-SC) released the following statement today on the President’s executive order on immigration:

“Our government has a responsibility to defend our borders, but we must do so in a way that makes us safer and upholds all that is decent and exceptional about our nation.

“It is clear from the confusion at our airports across the nation that President Trump’s executive order was not properly vetted. We are particularly concerned by reports that this order went into effect with little to no consultation with the Departments of State, Defense, Justice, and Homeland Security.

“Such a hasty process risks harmful results. We should not stop green-card holders from returning to the country they call home. We should not stop those who have served as interpreters for our military and diplomats from seeking refuge in the country they risked their lives to help. And we should not turn our backs on those refugees who have been shown through extensive vetting to pose no demonstrable threat to our nation, and who have suffered unspeakable horrors, most of them women and children.

“Ultimately, we fear this executive order will become a self-inflicted wound in the fight against terrorism. At this very moment, American troops are fighting side-by-side with our Iraqi partners to defeat ISIL. But this executive order bans Iraqi pilots from coming to military bases in Arizona to fight our common enemies. Our most important allies in the fight against ISIL are the vast majority of Muslims who reject its apocalyptic ideology of hatred. This executive order sends a signal, intended or not, that America does not want Muslims coming into our country. That is why we fear this executive order may do more to help terrorist recruitment than improve our security.”

Naturally, our Tweeter in Chief had to respond.

Neocons Graham and McCain have been active agitators of Ruso-American relations — always upping their rhetoric whenever some ‘revelation’ comes forward by America’s faux news agencies. As a point in fact, it was Senator McCain himself who circulated the fake ‘dossier’ which depicted Trump as a urine hound and Russian hooker provocateur.

The Trump presidency is immensely polarizing, and the dichotomy between his passionate supporters and career politicians could not be greater.

Earlier today, I ran a poll on Twitter, asking my followers their opinion on Trump’s immigration orders. So far, 57% of them approve of it. During the elections, about 65% of my followers supported Trump, which means that a small portion of Trump’s supporters oppose these new immigration orders; but the majority of his supporters are in favor — which isn’t represented by main stream media coverage. If you were to simply tune into CNN, CNBC, MSNBC or read any of the major newspapers, you’d think 99% of Americans oppose these restrictions.

If you believe that, then you’re a sucker for fake news.

As markets continue to break record highs, the echelon of premier finance sites in America continues to undergo deleterious drawdowns in their traffic. Anyone who operates a finance site knows that lack of volatility is the death knell for traffic. People aren’t interested in reading about stocks, generally speaking, when markets are effervescently gliding towards new highs. They are, in fact, keenly interested in horrible news and/or rapidly declining equity prices.

According to data provided by Alexa.com, sites solely focused on finance have struggled, mightily, especially in recent months. Part of it has to do with boring markets — but another working theory is the recent news cycle dominated by politics.

Note that sites that mix geopolitical events with finance are doing a lot better, as of late.

And a look at an ETF representative of the VIX index.

Notice a correlation?

One my favorite market tells is the correlation between traffic spikes and market bottoms. Here is a look at the traffic at iBankCoin from July of 2015 to March of 2016. Markets bottomed, from a calamitous drop of more than 10%, which was the worst start to a new year on record, on February the 8th, 2016.

In short, we’re gonna need a market crash in order to reverse the insipid digital trends in finance.

Thus far, President Trump has delivered on every single campaign pledge, in less than 2 weeks time. The only missing element to his agenda, h, by the way, was voted on and approved by the people, is a full investigation and prosecution of Hillary Clinton.

It looks like the wheels are starting to move on that front too. Jason Chaffetz, Chair of the Committee on Oversight and Government Reform, has demanded that the FBI turn over all of Hillary’s emails, which were stored on a backup server.

I don’t think Trump will be very active in this process, instead letting his new AG (Sessions) trailblaze a path to prison for Hillary. After all, what’s the point of draining the swamp when the biggest swamp creature is walking around on land enjoying the fruits of her malovolent deeds?

It’s the year of the cock, after all.

Leftard protesters are running wild again, hitting up airports around the country — demanding that we let in muslim migrants. God willing, we will bring in a great deal of them, so then we could implement sharia law and shut those fuckers up once and for all. The whole lot of them…straight off the roof.

Back to serious Fly, protesters construed the ban as more of the same, MUH white supremacy. Ever notice how many white men lived in Russia? MUH, exactly.

Here they are, in all of their faggotried glory.

What is the surprise here? A temporary restriction on immigration from places designated as high risk, of course, would entail restricting people entry into the country. Whether this is morally right or wrong, I leave to people who actually give a fuck. If the country wants unfettered immigration from regions of the world that are literally swimming in shit and populated by reprobate savages, so be it. I’ll thrive under those conditions even more than the present.

Now to the important topic of the two finger rule.

We’re all keenly aware of the many restrictions the wonderful religion of Islam imposes on the countries they rule over, such as gays being tossed off rooftops, genital mutilation in Egypt, or Saudia Arabian women not being permitted to drive cars. But those are boring and moribund. Let’s shoot on over to the very moderate nation of Indonesia, home of the two finger rule for women trying to join the military.

In the test, known as the “two-finger test”, the doctor deduces the state of the hymen – a thin piece of membrane attached to the vaginal wall – and the size and so-called laxity of the vagina.

The test is supposed to assess whether a woman has had sex, but the state of the hymen offers little to answer this question, HRW says. They say a hymen may vary in size for many reasons unrelated to sex. It partly covers the vaginal opening and does not “seal it like a door”.

Yes, we must make sure her door is sealed before being permitted into military service.

Interestingly, we never hear about the left protesting stuff like this. The last thing I want to do is wonder why that is — because I don’t give a fuck. These people have their agenda, wholly bent on anti-white racism and acceptance of all things not from the west. Any psychologist would surmise this behavior to be self-loathing and destructive —  a sort of dementia when taking into account they’re willingly ignorant of the events occurring all around them.

Back to the immigration ban.

A judge from Brooklyn blocked deportation of immigrants detained in airports. I am perfectly fine with this. Let the courts fight it out.

U.S. District Judge Ann Donnelly in New York issued the emergency order after lawyers for the American Civil Liberties Union filed a court petition on behalf of people from seven predominantly Muslim nations who were detained at airports across the country as the ban took effect.

The judge’s order affected only a portion of Trump’s executive action. As the decision was announced, cheers broke out in crowds of demonstrators who had gathered at American airports and outside the Brooklyn courthouse where the ruling was issued.

We are living in the best timeline.

These people are idiots. When the next terrorist attack happens on American soil, I am sure they’ll blame some white guy first, then apologize for some muslim guy next. They have no business being charged with running this country. They’re subjects only worthy to rule over.

UPDATE: Yes, only worthy to be ruled over. Their power levels are quite low.

Keep it up! pic.twitter.com/wThlK7f8nB

— James Woods (@RealJamesWoods) January 29, 2017

In response to Trump’s ban on refugees and blacklist from several muslim nations, the NY Times spent their morning offering inane anecdotal stories of exceptional people being blocked from reentering the United States. This is the very definition of dishonest reporting, as it draws on the emotional strings of empathetic people, deceptively supported by weakly sourced and illogical anecdotal stories designed to generate refugee sympathy. It goes without saying, not all refugees are violent reprobates. The whole point of the temporary ban on migration from countries deemed a credible risk by the Trump administration is to freeze things, while his administration figures out a way to improve the current immigration system, which is widely viewed as horribly flawed and has led to number national security failures and acts of terror on US soil.

In an effort to expedite the reading of their pro-immigration missive, I took liberties to translate it for the readers.

Here are a few examples of NYT shitposting —  aka dishonest reporting.

Reports rapidly surfaced Saturday morning of students attending American universities who were blocked from getting back into the United States from visits abroad. One student said in a Twitter post that he would be unable to study at Yale. Another who attends the Massachusetts Institute of Technology was refused permission to board a plane. Stanford University was reportedly working to help a Sudanese student return to California.

Leftard logic translation: All refugees are brilliant scholars who attend MIT, Yale and Stanford. Credible reports from random unknown people on fucking Twitter assert that these modern day Einsteins are being denied reentry into the United States.

Seyed Soheil Saeedi Saravi, a leading young scientist in Iran, had been scheduled to travel in the coming days to Boston, where he had been awarded a fellowship to study cardiovascular medicine at Harvard, according to Thomas Michel, the professor who was to supervise the research fellowship.

But Professor Michel said the visas for the student and his wife had been indefinitely suspended.

“This outstanding young scientist has enormous potential to make contributions that will improve our understanding of heart disease, and he has already been thoroughly vetted,” Professor Michel wrote to The New York Times. “This country and this city have a long history of providing research training to the best young scientists in the world, many of whom have stayed in the U.S.A. and made tremendous contributions in biomedicine and other disciplines.”

Leftard logic translation: Brilliant Iranian student denied reentry into the United States to study at Harvard. Ergo, the future of cardiovascular research stands on the precipice of ruin.

A Syrian family of six who have been living in a Turkish refugee camp since fleeing their home in 2014 had been scheduled to arrive in Cleveland on Tuesday, according to a report in The Cleveland Plain Dealer. Instead, the family’s trip has been called off.

Danielle Drake, a community relations manager at US Together, a refugee resettlement agency, told the newspaper that Mr. Trump’s ban reminded her of when the United States turned away Jewish refugees during World War II. “All those times that people said, ‘Never again,’ well, we’re doing it again,” she said.

On Twitter, Daniel W. Drezner, a professor at the Fletcher School of Law and Diplomacy, posted an angry message for Mr. Trump after the executive order stopped the arrival of a Syrian family his synagogue had sponsored.

It was unclear how many refugees and other immigrants were being held nationwide in relation to the executive order.

Leftard logic translation: A Syrian refugee family of 6 were supposed to come to the United States to live off the public dole. However, they’ve canceled said plans and will now have to stay in the shithole called ‘Turkey.’ Therefore, this is no different from Jews being turned away during World War 2. Also, it’s worth noting, the family was being sponsored by a synagogue, which instantly means they’re fantastic people who would contribute greatly towards building a utopian society.

In Cairo on Saturday, five Iraqis and one Yemeni, all of whom had valid immigration visas, according to airport officials, were barred from boarding an EgyptAir flight headed to New York, The Associated Press reported.

It was not clear if any of the six passengers had already been granted refugee status.

Leftard logic translation: Trump’s blacklist of Iraq and Yemen have already stopped 6 people from entering the United States. More importantly, did they have refugee status? The world awaits answers.

In Istanbul, during a stopover on Saturday, passengers reported that security officers had entered a plane after everyone had boarded and ordered a young Iranian woman and her family to leave the aircraft.

Iranian green card holders who live in the United States were blindsided by the decree while on vacation in Iran, finding themselves in a legal limbo and unsure whether they would be able to return to America.

“How do I get back home now?” said Daria Zeynalia, a green card holder who was visiting family in Iran. He had rented a house and leased a car, and would be eligible for citizenship in November. “What about my job? If I can’t go back soon, I’ll lose everything.”

Leftard logic translation: Evil Turks, allegedly, boarded a plane and ordered a young Iranian woman and her family to get off the aircraft.  Then they skipped over to some person named Daria Zeynalia, unrelated to the Turkish airplane incident (deceptively, they made them seem related), and discussed the plight of a woman who was denied reentry into the US, even though she had rented a house and leased a car in America. If unable to get back into America, SHE MIGHT LOSE HER JOB TOO.

Shadi Heidarifar, a philosophy student recently admitted to New York University, said in a message on Twitter that she had spent three years applying to universities in the United States.

“I had to work to save money, gather documents. The application fees were so expensive that a whole family could live for a month” on them, Ms. Heidarifar wrote. When she was accepted recently, she was elated. “But now my entire future is destroyed in one second.”

Leftard logic translation: Some gal on Twitter, dubbed ‘Shadi’, said she spent three whole years trying to get into American universities. She had to save a lot of money in order to apply to them — because the MUH fees were out of control. The fees were so god damned large, the cost was the same as supporting an entire family in Shadi’s country for an entire month! After finally gaining acceptance, she was thrilled, even though the lurid fees were mind boggling and also insane. But now, thanks to Hitler-Trump, her entire future has been destroyed — because Shadi’s home country is, apparently, unable to produce anything but poverty and sadness

Trump offered his take this morning in a tweet.

The failing @nytimes has been wrong about me from the very beginning. Said I would lose the primaries, then the general election. FAKE NEWS!

— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) January 28, 2017

I know conservatards hate Maher. I happen to like him. While I may not agree with most of his politics, he isn’t a beta male bitch — cowing to social justice warriors and Islamic bullshit.

He’s a true liberal, leaning towards libertarian on a sundry of subjects.

Here’s classic Maher describing how the democrats lost and why the libtards in their party are fucking reprobate pussies, crazy fucking idiot morons who should fuck off.

Protesters, by definition, have nothing better to do with their lives than start trouble, especially those who are protesting against absolutely nothing.

This is one of the worst beat downs I’ve seen in quite some times, proof that liberalism is a mental disorder.

This is a clown-rape of unimaginable circumstances. I’d hate to say I’ve never seen anything like it before, since I probably have. When you’ve been doing this for as long as I have, you get grizzled and immune to fuckery — as it is part and parcel of the investing narrative.

But the level of sheer fuckery taking place in $DRYS is certainly worthy of a post — off by 92% for 2017 and a laughable -85% over the past two weeks.

Interestingly, I had bought this piece of shit a few weeks ago and sold it last week for a very short term loss of half my investment. The company has been doing 1 for 8 reverse splits like they were going out of style. Each time it reverses, the stock goes down 90%. I can see this occurring for the rest of time, an eternal and neverending torture for longs — supported by zombie ships floating like pieces of shit across the seven seas.

In response to all of this hurt, DRYS bought another ship a few weeks ago.

There hasn’t been any news — a total and complete blackout — and the exchange doesn’t think the shares should be halted. After all, an 85% drop after 2 weeks of jaw-dropping declines, on no news, is totally normal.

YOU’VE BEEN FUCKED, Greek style.