Two Middle Eastern Men Attempt to Kidnap Royal Airforce Serviceman at RAF Base in England

Authorities are investigating as to the meaning of all this. I’m sure they just wanted to know his Fantasy Baseball picks.

Pretty fucked up when a serviceman can’t go for a jog in his own base without two fuckheads trying to abduct him with a knife.

British police said on Thursday they were investigating the attempted abduction of a serviceman at a Royal Air Force base in eastern England, saying they could not discount it being a terrorism incident.

The serviceman, aged in his late 20s, was jogging on Wednesday and not in uniform when he was approached by two men at RAF Marham, one of whom shouted at him and tried to grab him.

He fought off the attacker and the second man, who was armed with a knife, went to help his accomplice at which point the serviceman ran off. He was unhurt.

“I can confirm we are treating this as an attempted abduction and detailed enquiries are being carried out at the scene to establish the full circumstances,” said Detective Superintendent Paul Durham

“The motivation for the attack remains unclear at this time, and whilst we are currently unable to discount terrorism, there are a number of other possible hypotheses.”

The two men were described by police as being aged between 20 and 30 and of Middles Eastern origin in appearance.

RAF Marham is home to Britain’s Tornado GR4 Force which is involved in operations in the Middle East.