That’s it, VRX shorts. I have it under strong advisement that a certain Mr. William Albert Ackman has taken out his light sabre and is in the process of conducting a “thorough examination” into the whereabouts of the short sellers for “immediate disintergration.”
DO NOT KILL THE MESSENGER.
Although the market is a heaping pile of donkey shit, Mssrs W.A. Ackman has made it a point to “both punish and torture shorts of VRX in the style of the medieval.”
Again, NO HARM SHOULD BE ACCORDED TO THE MESSENGER.
Lastly, in the event you are short VRX and reading this message, I have a special directive for you.
You’ve had your fun for the latter part of 2015, at the expense of W.A. Ackman. Now BEHOLD as he light sabres your face and cheeks about the street, ripping limbs from torso, torso from bone, bone from marrow. PREPARE TO MEET YOUR DECEASED RELATIVES IN THE AFTER-LIFE.
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