Just like religion, if you don’t pray to God every night and profess his greatness, when you die, you’re going straight to hell.
My enemies mocked me as I touted the grande powers of The Turkey Gods. One of you equated it to waiting up for The Great Pumpkin, in the middle of the pumpkin patch, as if my name was Lionel.
The day started out rather ordinary, but I warned you it would be anything but normal. Go look at my morning post. I told you GPRO was my largest position for the past two weeks. Several of you bet against me. NEVER bet against “The Fly” when he becomes obsessed with a stock. Listen to me now: I am blessed with the clairvoyance of 10,000 Magis. You can never win against me, ever, so stop trying to accomplish the impossible.
It wasn’t a coincidence, on the eve of National Feast, that news of GPRO launching a drone for public consumption (insane news) sashayed its way into the public’s eye. It wasn’t a coincidence that as many tech stocks lagged behind, my largest holding ROARED ahead by almost 6%–putting my daily gains at 0.8%.
The Gods favour me because I am a true disciple, unlike you charlatans, and thieves, who busy yourselves masquerading as stock market operators. Back down son; you’re out of your depth playing with me.
Now get ready for the Santa Claus rally.
Happy Thanksgiving.
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Dr. Fly – I would never bet against you (and lose my life), but I *would* bet against your fledgling beard. Has it survived to see tomorrow’s feast & festivities?
I shaved it last week. After GPRO dropped to $70, I figured it offered me nothing but bad luck.
True story.
Thank you for the clean shave. My portfolio thanks you.
Long the $GPRO
A great day for holders of GPRO options. In another era, I imagine the Fly thus: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DJFOf5RBQ-8&spfreload=10
That’s pretty good. In keeping with the Macho Man theme, his real-life brother wrestled for a bit, and his gimmick was… a poet!! LOL! Surely with Dr. Fly’s love of proper parlance, “Leaping Lanny” would have been a favorite. Enjoy: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=18mwyyheWYw#t=50
HA! Greatness, UB.
Zombie – I can’t imagine our Dr. Fly actually contaminating himself with the filth of his enemies, in order to kill them. Maybe he could bring back the ‘3 Minute Warning’? http://youtu.be/xDyGkIG_msM
LMAO.
FIG
Today’s Drudge Report links to the WSJ story on GPRO and its roll out of consumer drones. Congrats, and happy Thanksgiving.
Do not wait for your turkey gods and tin drum gods to come to you in the shadow of clouds and with liberators (angels) in order to judge you and decide in equitableness (fairness) whether you will go into the fire of the shadow world (hellish capital losses) or into heaven in their paradise (realm of the turkey gods and tin drum sticks gods); truly, this will not happen, because you will not return to your Turkey gods or your tin drum stick gods because they are inventions of your own without any power and without any existence and reality, but are only imagined, unsubstantial delusions.
BLASPHEMY. You will soak in the fires of hell for 100,000 years.
If you truly believe in the Turkey Gods and Santa Claus, then they are real.
The New Age people and motivational speakers who love that movie The Secret are wrong about some things. But about the stock market, it is actually true: If large numbers of people believe in it, that makes it real. We do. And it is.
Nice win fly. I thought about buying in the low 70s there but have committed myself to a life of chastity until i make back all my tax losses (a few percent).
Anyway, have you brought your deficit this year down to single digits yet?
No, -11%
Getting there….i’d say single digits by 12/31 is a win, given where you were.
Happy Thanksgiving Fly. I’m in Princeton with the in-laws – just had some delightful Brick Farm hors d’oeuvres, delivered by GoPro drone.
Nice. I like that place. Be sure to make it over to Small World Coffee for the best latte in America.
Hands down my fav.
DO YOU SMELL WHAT THE FLY IS COOKIN?
Back at ya,
Happy Thanksgiving, Fly
(everybody else too)
was it Linus or Lionel?
Champagne?
It doesn’t matter. All that matters is the championship belt.
Just had a dream of a bald knight eating turkey and guzzling wine whilst sitting next to some dead bears….happy turkey day
Happy Thanksgiving, All. Make sure to thank The Fly for everything.
The Fly is God.
Oil isn’t having a happy thanksgiving.
Crashing down 7% to $68
I am thankful for IBC, Le Fly, and The Option Addict.