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In Conclusion of Yesterday’s Events

It was amusing to hear some of you complain to me about not seeing The Fly, and how you wondered who he might be, to me. I ate breakfast, lunch and sat with you for the entire show. I came out to the VIP party and talked shop with everyone and heard your war stories. Some of you had nothing but kind words for Señor Tropicana and I appreciate that.

Everyone from the site, Jeremy, Jeff, Raul and Ragin Cajun kept my secret and were almost scared to talk to me, for fear they might reveal who I was. Even Howard Lindzon was able to contain himself from spilling the beans, which I thought might pose as a problem.

All in all, and I am surprised to have formed this opinion, I truly enjoyed your company. I’m a finance guy, after all, and enjoy speaking with others about finance. Mostly everyone I spoke with were interesting, intelligent, and polite.

The Zombie was the best dressed there, fully clad in a tux. He was on the prowl from the very beginning, trying to find out who I was. However, I was hidden in plain site, cloaked under a spell of dark magic, invisible to the untrained eye.

I did, however, reveal myself to just one of you. He was cherry picked out from the crowd, a long term reader and member of our services, who would hold my secret with him until his last dying days.

All in all, it was a great show and a charming evening. I am not sure if we will host another one of these events, since it was a pain in the ass to plan. However, if we do, I look forward to tricking all of you again.

Ciao from Las’d Vegas.

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57 comments

  1. mackypinky

    I can’t believe you never killed anybody.

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  2. the shiek

    “The eye sees only what the mind is prepared to comprehend.”

    Robertson Davies

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  3. aak

    “I don’t have a website”

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  4. halloweenpleb

    I know who you are snd am a bit disappointed frankly. You can’t hold your liquor and ended up crashing on the bed upstairs leaving your guests to their own demise. But we forgive you Viktoria. You did work hard all day long.

    Thanks for the efforts. That dress looked great on you as well.

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  5. jacked rabbit

    Next time, double the price of the VIP party and you reveal yourself there. It’ll sell out in minutes.

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  6. Dr. Fly

    As expensive as it was, there wasn’t any profits to speak of. Next venue, if ever, will be NYC.

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    • steak

      I couldn’t make it to Vegas due to previous commitments; golf trip/client meet and great in Houston. However, as a Boston resident, an NYC based event would be fantastic (very easy commute).

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    • growly

      Need to time it about 2 weeks before the next market top

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    • The Equalizer

      In a prior life, I’ve hung out with people who’ve organized smallish conferences. For a first-time convention, this was very well-executed.

      And no, they’re not profit centers. If you actually managed to break even on a first-time event, give yourselves all a collective pat on the back.

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    • bradjd

      I won’t ask if IBC will be moving to Vegas any time soon.

      But Fly, what did you think of LV though?

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  7. geezer

    I sent my secret agent two days in advance to explore the venue and observe the guy who looks like it`s his first ever time at this so called sin city. She disguised as a cleaning lady while taking pictures of this so called Fly guy. She followed him like a shadow and captured his every move. I now have all the pictures, I have uploaded them to my personal Orbital Space Cannon which will be following this guy everywhere and the moment he hides in a dark alley to jump on the UVXY guy, then…

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  8. matt_bear

    i would love to attend, but my current job makes anything between the 4th and 9th of the month impossible.

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  9. evilspeculator

    Your secret is safe with me 😉

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  10. soupbone

    What a gas you must have had, despite the pain in planning it. Like Zombie and likely many others, I would have entertained myself trying to find you out, maybe next time. Mr Lindzon has blabbed but it is a long time ago now.

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  11. alf44

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    I’m thinkin’ a “Fly Dunk Tank” at the next conference !
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    3 throws for a hundred buck$ !!!

    If you successfully dunk “The Fly” … you get a romantic evening with none other than “tradingnymph” … in a limo chauffeured by Jim Cramer !

    BTW, “tradingnymph” will be dressed in that Bjork Swan thingie !

    HELLO !!!

    .

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  12. bart smith

    http://extension.unh.edu/staffbios/index.cfm?fuseaction=display.detail&employee_id=6 Here is a picture of FLY along with his previous work history.

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  13. bart smith

    http://extension.unh.edu/staffbios/index.cfm?fuseaction=display.detail&employee_id=63 Wrong link. Maybe this one will work.

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  14. bart smith

    Yeah the second link is him. lol.

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  15. yoshii11

    I heard somebody figured out who The Fly was at the conference but now they’ve disappeared from existence (never to be seen or heard from again) It just goes to show you don’t dare mess with matters of national security if you value your life.

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  16. alf44

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    … is it just me, or … is Hyundai / Kia crankin’ out some really nice vehicles ?

    —–

    Have loved the Hyundai Genesis for a while …

    Not hatin’ the Kia K900 …

    —–

    Anybody out there own these cars ?

    Thoughts ?

    .

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    • UncleBuccs

      Alf – you lured me in… I have a colleague that was looking at a Hyundai (Lol) and was appalled that you don’t even get a spare tire…. just a can of Fix-A-Flat… That’s horrible!!!

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      • alf44

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        … my post was specific !

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        Hyundai Genesis !!!

        Kia K900 !!!

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        Pretty sure they have “spare tires” !!!

        .

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    • alf44

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      Luxury Sedans … and …

      … both are rear wheel drive (love that) …

      … both come with V8 engines …

      … both are “rockets” …

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      Both seem pretty sweet !!!

      .

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      • belly of the beast
        belly of the beast

        Buy an American car, Alf.

        Jeep Grand Cherokee with a Hemi.

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        • alf44

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          Jeep is owned by Chrysler !

          Chrysler / Dodge / Jeep is owned by Fiat !

          Fiat is an Italian Company !

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          Not sure where you get “American” !!!

          .

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  17. doubleplus

    Didn’t want to meet you, didn’t meet you. Mission accomplished. Really enjoyed chatting with RC and also met Zombie, who was clearly determined to outshine everyone else present on style/charisma points (and succeeded effortlessly). If you lose your mind and decide to do this again, let’s go for a two-day event with OA, RC, and Chess at the podium.

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  18. Dr. Fly

    Appreciate that double. But unfortunately you did meet me.

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  19. Dr. Fly

    If we do NYC, two days it is.

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    • alf44

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      … why not New Orleans ???

      Seriously !!!

      .

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      • alf44

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        … Ragin Cajun could put everyone up at his place … serve up Fried Chicken and Waffles … we could sit around drinkin’ and listening to Zydeco Music while stickin’ pins in a Governor Bobby Jindal Voodoo Doll !!!

        .

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      • thegametheorist

        as a new orleans resident, i approve wholeheartedly.

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    • zombie

      That’s excellent! Bay Ridge eats with a Manhattan after party?

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  20. doubleplus

    Well, damn – now I know what you look like. Had second thoughts at the time.

    Glad you’re good with the two day idea. This is the only community I know of where the key contributors (and members) have a variety of important things to say at length, and all of the commentary is really valuable. Definitely down for NYC if I’m stateside. Cheers.

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    • zombie

      Thanks so much, DoublePlus! It was a pleasure meeting you. Looking forward to NYC.

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  21. The Equalizer

    I think there’s a lot of merit to the idea of an NYC venue.

    The marginal cost of flying from the west coast to NYC instead of Vegas… turns out to be fewer dollars than ground transport to/from the respective airports, and fewer hours than I spent waiting in airport terminals. Air travel is practically free in dollars, not so much in hours. Anything we can do to knock the “hours” figure down is a win.

    Vegas can move 150,000 people in and out of a city over a weekend, and a side effect is top-tier food, accomodations, and easy access from anywhere in the world.

    But wait, I’ve just described NYC. It’s every bit as accessible, is the very heart of the financial community (obviating the need for air travel for many), and by the time iBC has to deal with the logistics of a 100,000-person convention, we’ll all have bigger fish to fry.

    tl;dr: If there’s an investors’ conference 2.0, NYC for the win.

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  22. the profit

    Why was the conference in Vegas anyway? Perhaps just a local get-together would have been good. Are the other posters on this site from the west coast?

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  23. Dr. Fly

    Is it me or is Alf an idiot on 10,000 levels?

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  24. franky

    It’s not just you.

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  25. zuul

    I typically weekend in Vegas and saw all of you there, including you, Monsieur Le Fly Esq. I was, as is my custom, hiding in the rafters videotaping the people below.

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  26. zombie

    Legendary event. I honestly haven’t had that much fun in a decade. It was clearly the most intriguing event I’ve ever attended. I thoroughly enjoyed meeting you characters, loaded with personality. Finally meeting RC was supremely cool. Love that accent. I was even able to shoot the shit with Howard, OA and Jeff Macke during breakfast hour–a truly priceless experience. They gave me some very valuable info, but none pertaining to The Fly. They wouldn’t budge on that topic. Best. Conference. Ever. All speakers allowed questions at any time. I took some pics of the layout at the VIP event. Let’s just say it was the exact opposite of tacky. English words cannot accurately describe the awesomeness of Saturday. I want to type so much more, but I still haven’t slept since Friday. I’ll tweet some pics and comments today. I’d like to thank everyone who allowed me to talk their ears off. I sincerely enjoyed your company. Thank you, Dr. Le Fly, for everything.

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    • pyromonoxide

      well said, definitely, here here! nice to meet you zombie! good times!

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      • zombie

        Thank you. Very nice meeting you, Sir. Thanks for the card!

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      • The Equalizer

        Indeud. Also, I knew I forgot to do something this evening, specifically check my belongings for contact information delivered on classy substrates.

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  27. dominator

    Awesomeness. Zombie and everyone I met was a gentleman, ladies included. I spoke to the member to whom Le Fly revealed himself. My first mistake in trying to identify him was sizing up any black man that was present, including the wait staff.
    I hope we do this again Dr.

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  28. zombie

    What happened to Devil Dog and his servant Samsonite Hamburgalar? I had good money on them crashing the cocktail party. I have some theories as to why they didn’t show.
    A) Jeremy changed the address on their invites to Atlantic City
    B) Sam Fries ambushed them with scalding hot mugs of coffee the second they exited their limo
    C) The Fly shot them both dead with his Orbital Space Cannon (OSC)

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