THE MARKET IS STARTING TO HEAD LOWER NOW–STARTING TO HEAD LOWER NOW

You’re all in grave danger of losing your heads.

The guillotine is out and about, speed chopping heads off this afternoon with reckless abandon. The tit that you’ve been accustomed to sucking on for all of these years now belongs to a very old lady and she is removing said tit in October.

Understand something: this is not June, July, or a gentile August.

THIS IS SEPTEMBER, a time of year when men are forged in the fires of tragedy and stocks spiral lower because they can.

Momo stocks are still heading higher, despite the market pullback. Certain biotech and pharma stocks continue to hit new highs and rates are going higher. Everything the bulls should want is present, with exception to a higher market.

AAPL is higher on the iCloud news (lolz) and GILD  and YELP  are up 15-30 points straight– following Chairman Yellen’s retarded statements. Nonetheless, I remain stoicly convinced of a great doom and gloom just around the bend, invisible to oncoming traffic–readying to ‘Stunt Man Mike’ all of you through hard windshields (no one else will survive the coming correction but me).

So everyone is buying FEYE now because they feel it can protect them from iCloud hacks, all pertaining to naked photographs being disseminated for public consumption. Pure, unadulterated, rubbish. Nonetheless, the momentum is in favor of internet security names now, so be it.

My TLT is getting hammered, post dividend, and utility stocks are coming in. So what?!?!

Alibaba is coming public this month and there is nothing to change the status quo, from now until then, other than a geo-political event. My intention is to be very patient, edge into utilities on pullbacks, and generally take it easy, leading the life of leisure that I was intended to lead.

While all of you slave over hot stoves and file TPS reports, “The Fly” sits in his parlour, listening to Billy Holiday, watching the neighbor chop down 15 trees in his backyard.

The pullback is coming and when it does you’re all gonna be shining my shoes.

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