Tread At Your Own Peril

I’ve found that the difference between successful people and the mediocre is attitude. On one hand, you have a person who optimistically goes about his day, only interested in generating revenue, improving his business. On the other, there’s the guy who spends inordinate amounts of time spying on others, trying to destroy one thing or another. He’s a negative Nancy, a cancer that must be stricken out from the human gene pool.

I’ve also found that many of these people are victims to the natural order. They find themselves alone, unable to procreate because no one wants to bother with a misanthrope.

Here on the internet, everyone is an expert. There isn’t any need for corporate etiquette, respect for one another, or common decency. The lot of you are vial cretins, only interested in making a mockery of the human race through humiliating displays of self absorbed behavior. For the most part, I turn a blind eye to your discretions. I merely ban you from the site, block you on Twitter, and carry on, productively, trying to generate revenues in the businesses that I am associated with. I also offer my advice, free of charge, for good or for worse, always in the most entertaining manner that I know possible. After all, if one cannot cry, or should not cry, one might as well laugh.

But this wholesale display of inimical behavior has got to stop and I am going to start dropping anvils onto your skulls, crushing you into dust.

Futures are weak again. It looks like a Debby downer open. Rumor has it that the iPhone 6 will in fact have a sapphire display, effectively defecating on the analyst who downgraded GTAT and forced me out of my RBCN yesterday. If this is true, I’d like said analyst to be destroyed, his house auctioned off for charity, and for his wife and children to divorce him–leaving him broke and penniless, without a pot to piss in.

Back to doing productive things, like plotting your demise.